I`m Not Racist

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Entertainment

Well maybe occasionally, but purely by accident.
There are 36 comments:
Male 185
The white guy is a pussy and the gook is a thin skinned bitch.
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Male 3,474
Poor white racist. He doesn`t know any better. There were no other ethnic groups on Leave it to Beaver, Gilligan`s Island, The Munsters, Bewitched, Banana Splits...
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Male 1,239
Third fail: Analyzing a fake video meant to be funny as though you were offended by the fake delivery mans work ethics.
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Female 3,598
i lol`d for sure.
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Male 237
Two fails:

1. Delivery guys should wear something that identifies where they work.

2. When the resident opens the door, the delivery guy should have said where he works.
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Male 694
I would drat with people so much if I were asian.
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 3,310
And the only people who would give a fluck would be the ones you are grabbing. Because you are grabbing them.
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Male 3,310
1) Go to Singapore
2) Grab random passerby
3) Point to another random passerby and ask the first one to correctly identify the ethnicity of the second

Some people would find the results to be unexpected
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Male 3,842
What was that weird primitive phone with a dial and a cord that Jay was using?
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Male 38,019

Horry Cow! Round-eye so racist!

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Male 639
I love the way the west is so sensitive. I live in China and don`t know one Chinese person who would find that racist. Every day people talk about me as `the foreigner`. On the same level the racial stereotype I`m given would be considered outrageous in the west. I can`t believe th... oh wait, he said he`s not Chinese right?
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Male 2,841
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Female 1,008
Oh ho ho ho! That gave me a good laugh.

So good, I had to write it out apparently.
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Male 381
lol. the credits were good too. very creative.
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Male 38,019

It goes both ways.
Slant-eyes don`t like the Round-eye people either.
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Male 1,312
Haha, "You`re probably right........have a nice day!"
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Male 98
When the delivery man said, "I`m not Chinese," it reminded me of how all white people are called "Anglos".
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Male 3,364
Scgecter5: "drating morons just want to get offended at anything... "

You seem a little offended yourself. Relax dude. This was satire.
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Male 1,629
* stupid limit
to not offend people who are from south america or jamaica. because african americans doesnt cover it for them now does it?
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Male 1,629
"So then... not being able to differentiate between specific sub-groups of people is racist?

So... It`s wrong for me to call some one who appears to be oriental... asian.

It`s wrong to call a person who appears hispanic... hispanic.

So it should be wrong to call me white. I`m going to be pissed if I put myself in a situation that lends itself directly to a stereotype without any attempt on my behalf to amend perceptions if someone doesn`t call me french-german-english-irish-scottish.

drating morons just want to get offended at anything...

Protip: don`t take offense at meaningless things that weren`t meant to offend."

exactly! people from a general area of the world tend to look similar. such as with asian people. there are subtle variations between the races that are glaringly obvious to them or someone who spends a lot of time around them but not to other people. the same goes with black people. and i only mean that
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Male 218
I thought the guys dog crapped on the Chinese dudes lawn and he was returning it.
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Male 406
So then... not being able to differentiate between specific sub-groups of people is racist?

So... It`s wrong for me to call some one who appears to be oriental... asian.

It`s wrong to call a person who appears hispanic... hispanic.

So it should be wrong to call me white. I`m going to be pissed if I put myself in a situation that lends itself directly to a stereotype without any attempt on my behalf to amend perceptions if someone doesn`t call me french-german-english-irish-scottish.

drating morons just want to get offended at anything...

Protip: don`t take offense at meaningless things that weren`t meant to offend.
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Male 1,582
That was pretty cleaver XD
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Male 77
The Chinese guy is a moron for not properly introducing himself. :D
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Male 792
I`m not racist...I hate everyone equally.
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Female 3,727
LOL...
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Male 183
best thing i have seen on IAB in a long time. :)
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Male 14,778
Nice gown.
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Male 6,737
:)
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Female 3,696
Bernie Kim is in fact, Korean.
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Male 10
lol

"im a dick"
"Your a racist dick"
"your probably right"

haha
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Male 3,992
lol
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Male 570
bahaha!!
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Male 1,686
:)
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Female 8,044
Link: I`m Not Racist [Rate Link] - Well maybe occasionally, but purely by accident.
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