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36 Responses to I`m Not Racist

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    October 12, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    Link: I`m Not Racist - Well maybe occasionally, but purely by accident.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    :)
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    bahaha!!
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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    lol
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    im2short2die Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    lol

    "im a dick"
    "Your a racist dick"
    "your probably right"

    haha
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 12:36 am
    Bernie Kim is in fact, Korean.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    October 13, 2011 at 12:39 am
    :)
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2011 at 12:54 am
    Nice gown.
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    jimbro Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2011 at 1:24 am
    best thing i have seen on IAB in a long time. :)
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    October 13, 2011 at 3:12 am
    LOL...
  11. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:09 am
    I`m not racist...I hate everyone equally.
  12. Profile photo of Digital_Babu
    Digital_Babu Male 30-39
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:22 am
    The Chinese guy is a moron for not properly introducing himself. :D
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:28 am
    That was pretty cleaver XD
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:34 am
    So then... not being able to differentiate between specific sub-groups of people is racist?

    So... It`s wrong for me to call some one who appears to be oriental... asian.

    It`s wrong to call a person who appears hispanic... hispanic.

    So it should be wrong to call me white. I`m going to be pissed if I put myself in a situation that lends itself directly to a stereotype without any attempt on my behalf to amend perceptions if someone doesn`t call me french-german-english-irish-scottish.

    drating morons just want to get offended at anything...

    Protip: don`t take offense at meaningless things that weren`t meant to offend.
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    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:36 am
    I thought the guys dog crapped on the Chinese dudes lawn and he was returning it.
  16. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 6:15 am
    "So then... not being able to differentiate between specific sub-groups of people is racist?

    So... It`s wrong for me to call some one who appears to be oriental... asian.

    It`s wrong to call a person who appears hispanic... hispanic.

    So it should be wrong to call me white. I`m going to be pissed if I put myself in a situation that lends itself directly to a stereotype without any attempt on my behalf to amend perceptions if someone doesn`t call me french-german-english-irish-scottish.

    drating morons just want to get offended at anything...

    Protip: don`t take offense at meaningless things that weren`t meant to offend."

    exactly! people from a general area of the world tend to look similar. such as with asian people. there are subtle variations between the races that are glaringly obvious to them or someone who spends a lot of time around them but not to other people. the same goes with black people. and i only mean that
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 6:17 am
    * stupid limit
    to not offend people who are from south america or jamaica. because african americans doesnt cover it for them now does it?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2011 at 6:32 am
    Scgecter5: "drating morons just want to get offended at anything... "

    You seem a little offended yourself. Relax dude. This was satire.
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    bigkkm Male 50-59
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    October 13, 2011 at 6:33 am
    When the delivery man said, "I`m not Chinese," it reminded me of how all white people are called "Anglos".
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 7:52 am
    Haha, "You`re probably right........have a nice day!"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 13, 2011 at 8:03 am

    It goes both ways.
    Slant-eyes don`t like the Round-eye people either.
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    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 8:20 am
    lol. the credits were good too. very creative.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 8:42 am
    Oh ho ho ho! That gave me a good laugh.

    So good, I had to write it out apparently.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 9:26 am
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 9:47 am
    I love the way the west is so sensitive. I live in China and don`t know one Chinese person who would find that racist. Every day people talk about me as `the foreigner`. On the same level the racial stereotype I`m given would be considered outrageous in the west. I can`t believe th... oh wait, he said he`s not Chinese right?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 13, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Horry Cow! Round-eye so racist!

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    October 13, 2011 at 9:59 am
    What was that weird primitive phone with a dial and a cord that Jay was using?
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2011 at 10:58 am
    1) Go to Singapore
    2) Grab random passerby
    3) Point to another random passerby and ask the first one to correctly identify the ethnicity of the second

    Some people would find the results to be unexpected
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2011 at 10:59 am
    And the only people who would give a fluck would be the ones you are grabbing. Because you are grabbing them.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 13, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    lol
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    I would drat with people so much if I were asian.
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    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Two fails:

    1. Delivery guys should wear something that identifies where they work.

    2. When the resident opens the door, the delivery guy should have said where he works.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    i lol`d for sure.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Third fail: Analyzing a fake video meant to be funny as though you were offended by the fake delivery mans work ethics.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3452 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 6:58 am
    Poor white racist. He doesn`t know any better. There were no other ethnic groups on Leave it to Beaver, Gilligan`s Island, The Munsters, Bewitched, Banana Splits...
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    djlazar Male 30-39
    185 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 8:30 am
    The white guy is a pussy and the gook is a thin skinned bitch.

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