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I-A-B Reader Email Of The Day #7: 15 Minutes [Pic

The I-A-B Reader Email Of The Day #7: 15 Minutes


Thanks for the email–another good one, I swear I”m not holding back on the crappy email–I”ve had a run of nice email. Sue me.

Wait… pre-med? Marry me!
Seriously though, remember I-A-B when you become a very wealthy, fabulous doctor. And if you specialize in proctology, I”ll be your first customer.

Love, Fancy

All Fancy asks if 15 minutes of your day… or an hour.

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Date: 10/07/11 01:45 PM

24 Responses to I-A-B Reader Email Of The Day #7: 15 Minutes [Pic

  1. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    awww, what a sweetheart...
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    huppamaniac Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    I get so annoyed by pre-med students.

    They ALWAYS make sure you know they`re pre-med in the first minute of talking to them, as if planning to be a doctor carries some of the prestige of actually being one.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Wow...fancy uses Outlook 2010. Id always thought he would be on a outlook 2000
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    not to be technical but thats 2007 lol
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Huppamaniac--shut up. I`m a pre-med too, and we work hard. The reason being a doctor is prestigious is because you have to struggle for 10 years just to be one, and then you have to spend your entire life working day and night to save people who generally don`t deserve it.

    I really hope you enjoy whatever it is /you`re/ planning on doing with your life.
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    Chocolatex Male 30-39
    84 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    15 minutes is not enough
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Dr. Professor proves huppomaniacs pronouncement as fact.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    Awww, somebody who isn`t pissed at Fancy or the mods for a change.

    Oh, and premed did suck ass.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    "I get so annoyed by pre-med students."

    There is an inverse correlation between those pre-med students who talk about going to med school and those who actually go. Trust me.
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    GoFuYo Male 30-39
    60 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    everyone is pre-med until they go to med school
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Who cares about your dumb email. I have emails from my ex gf / stalker, but I do not submit them as content. Loser.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    We`re supposed to care why exactly?
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    huppamaniac Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    DrProfessor- I enjoyed reading your post. Especially the part where you thought me saying that pre-med students don`t deserve "doctor prestige" was EXACTLY THE SAME as saying doctors don`t deserve "doctor prestige." I don`t doubt someone as dense as you is working so hard to pass undergraduate level biology, chemistry, and physics. Can`t wait to have you cupping my undeserving balls in a few years.

    BTW- I`m pre-astronaut.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 12:54 am
    pshh I usually fap when I have a day that bad. This is just the place I go when after that I STILL cant sleep.
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    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 3:14 am
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 5:00 am
    It`s a trap!
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    strangedays Female 18-29
    39 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 8:33 am
    I gotta agree with huppamaniac here... I`m pre-vet and take all the same classes as pre-med students (except different anatomy and physiology courses), and don`t understand how they always complain about always having to study and never having time. I also have a job and volunteer work, but I still end up with at least 3-4 hours a day to screw around, and I get mostly A`s. I honestly hope they don`t get into med school, because if they can`t handle the undergrad load, they`re never gonna make it through the first year.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 10:22 am
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    Jey Male 18-29
    13 posts
    October 9, 2011 at 4:54 am
    "things going on in the world" hahahaha

    Anna, back to primary school... America is not the world :D
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    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    October 9, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Crap. I went to Med School and always had time to hit the gym, go out with friends, etc. If you suck at med, then you need to take more time on studying, but then, you should better think on doing Business or something else since you really aren`t made for this...
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    Gillislegit Female 13-17
    5 posts
    October 9, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    @Jey It`s a figure of speech. Back to primary school for you methinks.
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    Kimrn89 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 1:21 am
    I can relate to this. When i don`t have internett or don`t have time to check in and waste some time here, I don`t know what the f0ck is going on in the world.
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 10:06 am
    15 minutes bah! I wish... I`m a graphic design student with a full time job and I somehow still end up on I-A-B for hours. It`s a black hole of laughter, witty comments, controversy, and at times comical ignorance.

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