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Date: 10/18/11 09:10 AM

70 Responses to How To Chug A $260 Bottle of Cristal In 1 Minute

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Link: How To Chug A $260 Bottle of Cristal In 1 Minute - People can Occupy Wall Street but he can drink a $260 of champagne because he says can afford to piss away money.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:18 am
    D-bag with backwards Rockstar energy drink hat? Next.
  3. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Who the hell spends that kind of money on drating champagne?
  4. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Classy.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Buffoon. Someone please wonk him on the head.
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    ichihuahua Female 18-29
    19 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Steroidal ahole who chews his fingers and drinks excessively. Very impressive.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Gotta love steroid addicted rich kids spending their parents money. Ahh well, in a few years, maybe he`ll learn when its his own he`s spending.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:32 am
    Douchebag.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:45 am
    This guy deserves to get bro raped, nice shirt d bag
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    bjgoo Male 40-49
    19 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Few problems...1- he did not chug it, he to 2 breaks. 2- he`s a douche that wears his hat backwards. 3- He probably jerks his frat boy brothers off in their sleep
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:04 am

    wow . . . that was just stellar.

    What`s next? "How to Chug Dr. Pepper"?
    It`d be just as exciting.


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    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:12 am
    douche looks like zach morris on steroids.
  13. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6235 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:14 am
    HalfPintRoo-"Who the hell spends that kind of money on drating champagne?"

    Anyone who has the money and wants to.

    He has money, and can do with it what he wants. Doesn`t make him any less a douchebag.

    For what he spent on that bottle I could have bought a dozen really nice cigars.
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Seems like a charming youngman.

    When he said "taste like poo" at the end, I thought he said "piss and poo" ha
  15. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:26 am
    ~It blatantly cost $199.99 not $260.

    And I don`t think it counts as chugging if you don`t chug it all in one go. What a tool.
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:34 am
    He is a douchebag. Only douchebags are using Papyrus.
  17. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:36 am
    Hmmmm. Does what he wants with his money = douchebag?
  18. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:40 am
    He looked drunk before he even started drinking. I hate when I see videos like this and get reminded of my father -_-
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:40 am
    @auburnjunky how he acts makes him a douchebag...
  20. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:55 am
    He chugs like a pansy ass and didn`t even open the bottle right frigge TOOLBOX!!
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:01 am
    He must be from Alberta, we bathe in that poo mixed with oil.
  22. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:11 am
    LOL @ heavypred. He uses comic sans for is official correspondence.
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:31 am
    @tobyvictory>need we say more?
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    A hambeast with a backwards rockstar hat and a shirt that says "I kill people," who goes out, buys a $260 bottle of champagne, chugs it, and says, "It tastes like poo." You know what the world doesn`t need more of? Asshats like this.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    Also there`s a difference between he does what he wants with his money and he does what he wants with his daddy`s money.
  26. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    `a shirt that says "I kill people,"`

    That`s what it says o_o I thought the I was a line pointing toward the gun, and spent most of the video trying to figure wtf that meant.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    That dude looked pretty wasted even before he started
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    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Wish he was my friend
  29. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Couldn`t get past his douchebaggery

    And it`s NOT a $260, it`s a $199 bottle,
    if you are going to be THAT of a douche,
    I`m going to be THAT critical
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2375 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    did he botox his whole face?
  31. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2187 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    where`s snoopy? is that her name? and where`s his accent?
  32. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Ultimate Douchebagery
  33. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    cheers @iceblack I already WAS that critical.
  34. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    I think the "Guns don`t kill people, I kill people" shirt sends it over the edge for me.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Douchey as he was, I was impressed by his belching ability. I would think champagne would make for a foamy belch that would not project.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Why post this crap?
  37. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Douche cant do math, he did no spill 19% of it when he opened it, at most 3%.
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    Heldstecken Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    what a douche, but admittedly i did lol at the last 10 seconds or so, the burp plus "tastes like poo" comment was indeed humorous
  39. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Wow, so much fail, so little time. It takes skill to screw up so much in such a little time frame.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Anyone else think this guy is reminiscent of Scumbag Steve?
  41. Profile photo of loonytoony
    loonytoony Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    He`s chugging champagne....what a badass.

    I saw this video of a Russian kid chug a thing of vodka under a minute. THAT was impressive.

    This is a just douchey white guy sipping champagne
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    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    utame he might not be able to do math but you can no spell
  43. Profile photo of mcssls
    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    i see $199 and $249 not $260
  44. Profile photo of swiftkeys
    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    @ mcsis... tax, do you know what tax is?
  45. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    I saw $199 Bk Special
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    i hate this guy`s neck... it`s bigger than his head... which is small, and dense. also... what a pussy. he had to stop several times which means he did not chug the whole bottle, he chugged parts of the bottle several times.
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    ilovesean23 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    cristal doesnt even taste good, this guy is a douche
  48. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    fancy.
  49. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    Since when does a $199.99 bottle of Cristal cost $260? Does you drating state have a 30% tax on Champagne?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    A douche with daddy`s credit card. Big effing deal.
  51. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    Best part of this video is his shirt
  52. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    I like the part where he acted like a fag.
  53. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    Why is this even being feature?
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    and children are dying in africa
  55. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    I`m yawning in awe.......
  56. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 1:46 am
    I think cristal are about to serve him with an injunction
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 4:11 am
    I took my $260 and bought groceries for the local church food pantry. NOT! It would be a good idea though.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 5:49 am
    a weeks worth of Mc`Donalds pay down the hatch.
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 7:25 am
    And there`s your "Tool of the Day".
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    Qwase Male 18-29
    37 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 9:11 am
    I cant tell if he is ripped fat or a little of both... i c man boobs and the head body proportions r odd...Mby roids?
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    DoubleSteve Male 30-39
    34 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
    It`s not really a $260 bottle of Cristal if you got it for $199 is it. Anyone can chug $200 bottles of champagne, that`s child`s play.
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    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    10.0 for the belches, though. He also looks like he might roid-rage hump the bottle, but my understanding of such substance abuse would mean he should have no problem fitting in.
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    Occupy Wal....this guy`s house!!!
  64. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    if the bottle is worth $260, those few drops are defiantly not worth $50

    though no one can blame him for not knowing basic math or even having a good estimate
  65. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    @kushking you should see my posts before spell check.. thanks IAB for spell check
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    when he held his arms up, it made his head look tiny.
  67. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    @DoubleSteve True, chugging a $200 bottle of champagne is easy. But chugging $200 worth of champagne, now there`s a challenge.
  68. Profile photo of Izaq
    Izaq Male 30-39
    173 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 1:44 am
    From 0 to epic douche in 1 minute.
    Well done sir, well done!
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    JonnyWisco Male 30-39
    29 posts
    October 22, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    A fine display of Douchebaggery, good job.

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