How To Chug A $260 Bottle of Cristal In 1 Minute

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Misc

People can Occupy Wall Street but he can drink a $260 of champagne because he says can afford to piss away money.
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Male 29
A fine display of Douchebaggery, good job.
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Male 173
From 0 to epic douche in 1 minute.
Well done sir, well done!
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Male 3,061
@DoubleSteve True, chugging a $200 bottle of champagne is easy. But chugging $200 worth of champagne, now there`s a challenge.
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Male 3,061
when he held his arms up, it made his head look tiny.
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Male 1,084
@kushking you should see my posts before spell check.. thanks IAB for spell check
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Male 2,790
if the bottle is worth $260, those few drops are defiantly not worth $50

though no one can blame him for not knowing basic math or even having a good estimate
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Male 512
Occupy Wal....this guy`s house!!!
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Male 95
10.0 for the belches, though. He also looks like he might roid-rage hump the bottle, but my understanding of such substance abuse would mean he should have no problem fitting in.
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Male 34
It`s not really a $260 bottle of Cristal if you got it for $199 is it. Anyone can chug $200 bottles of champagne, that`s child`s play.
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Male 37
I cant tell if he is ripped fat or a little of both... i c man boobs and the head body proportions r odd...Mby roids?
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Male 876
And there`s your "Tool of the Day".
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Male 2,579
a weeks worth of Mc`Donalds pay down the hatch.
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Male 3,475
I took my $260 and bought groceries for the local church food pantry. NOT! It would be a good idea though.
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Male 14,867
I think cristal are about to serve him with an injunction
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Male 1,448
I`m yawning in awe.......
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Male 2,384
and children are dying in africa
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Male 594
Why is this even being feature?
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Male 330
I like the part where he acted like a fag.
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Male 203
Best part of this video is his shirt
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Male 11,740
A douche with daddy`s credit card. Big effing deal.
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Male 2,528
Since when does a $199.99 bottle of Cristal cost $260? Does you drating state have a 30% tax on Champagne?
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Male 446
fancy.
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Female 109
cristal doesnt even taste good, this guy is a douche
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Female 3,598
i hate this guy`s neck... it`s bigger than his head... which is small, and dense. also... what a pussy. he had to stop several times which means he did not chug the whole bottle, he chugged parts of the bottle several times.
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Male 84
I saw $199 Bk Special
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Male 500
@ mcsis... tax, do you know what tax is?
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Female 695
i see $199 and $249 not $260
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Male 90
utame he might not be able to do math but you can no spell
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Male 17
He`s chugging champagne....what a badass.

I saw this video of a Russian kid chug a thing of vodka under a minute. THAT was impressive.

This is a just douchey white guy sipping champagne
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Male 4,004
Anyone else think this guy is reminiscent of Scumbag Steve?
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Male 500
Wow, so much fail, so little time. It takes skill to screw up so much in such a little time frame.
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Male 91
what a douche, but admittedly i did lol at the last 10 seconds or so, the burp plus "tastes like poo" comment was indeed humorous
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Male 1,084
Douche cant do math, he did no spill 19% of it when he opened it, at most 3%.
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Male 10,440
Why post this crap?
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Female 4,039
Douchey as he was, I was impressed by his belching ability. I would think champagne would make for a foamy belch that would not project.
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Male 976
I think the "Guns don`t kill people, I kill people" shirt sends it over the edge for me.
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Female 795
cheers @iceblack I already WAS that critical.
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Male 2,690
Ultimate Douchebagery
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Male 2,390
where`s snoopy? is that her name? and where`s his accent?
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Male 551
Couldn`t get past his douchebaggery

And it`s NOT a $260, it`s a $199 bottle,
if you are going to be THAT of a douche,
I`m going to be THAT critical
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Male 321
Wish he was my friend
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Male 5,190
Weak!
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Male 25,416
That dude looked pretty wasted even before he started
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Female 2,674
`a shirt that says "I kill people,"`

That`s what it says o_o I thought the I was a line pointing toward the gun, and spent most of the video trying to figure wtf that meant.
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Male 1,540
Also there`s a difference between he does what he wants with his money and he does what he wants with his daddy`s money.
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Male 1,540
A hambeast with a backwards rockstar hat and a shirt that says "I kill people," who goes out, buys a $260 bottle of champagne, chugs it, and says, "It tastes like poo." You know what the world doesn`t need more of? Asshats like this.
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Male 249
@tobyvictory>need we say more?
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Male 406
LOL @ heavypred. He uses comic sans for is official correspondence.
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Male 554
He must be from Alberta, we bathe in that poo mixed with oil.
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Male 14,334
He chugs like a pansy ass and didn`t even open the bottle right frigge TOOLBOX!!
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Female 2,674
@auburnjunky how he acts makes him a douchebag...
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Female 2,674
He looked drunk before he even started drinking. I hate when I see videos like this and get reminded of my father -_-
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Male 10,339
Hmmmm. Does what he wants with his money = douchebag?
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Male 249
He is a douchebag. Only douchebags are using Papyrus.
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Female 795
~It blatantly cost $199.99 not $260.

And I don`t think it counts as chugging if you don`t chug it all in one go. What a tool.
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Male 815
Seems like a charming youngman.

When he said "taste like poo" at the end, I thought he said "piss and poo" ha
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Male 7,910
HalfPintRoo-"Who the hell spends that kind of money on drating champagne?"

Anyone who has the money and wants to.

He has money, and can do with it what he wants. Doesn`t make him any less a douchebag.

For what he spent on that bottle I could have bought a dozen really nice cigars.
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Male 379
douche looks like zach morris on steroids.
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Male 38,774

wow . . . that was just stellar.

What`s next? "How to Chug Dr. Pepper"?
It`d be just as exciting.


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Male 19
Few problems...1- he did not chug it, he to 2 breaks. 2- he`s a douche that wears his hat backwards. 3- He probably jerks his frat boy brothers off in their sleep
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Male 1,312
This guy deserves to get bro raped, nice shirt d bag
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Male 3,059
Douchebag.
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Male 3,285
Gotta love steroid addicted rich kids spending their parents money. Ahh well, in a few years, maybe he`ll learn when its his own he`s spending.
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Female 19
Steroidal ahole who chews his fingers and drinks excessively. Very impressive.
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Female 2,549
Buffoon. Someone please wonk him on the head.
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Male 1,440
Classy.
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Female 2,764
Who the hell spends that kind of money on drating champagne?
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Male 5,811
D-bag with backwards Rockstar energy drink hat? Next.
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Male 20,304
Link: How To Chug A $260 Bottle of Cristal In 1 Minute [Rate Link] - People can Occupy Wall Street but he can drink a $260 of champagne because he says can afford to piss away money.
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