Foamy The Squirrel Takes On Bullies

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Neo-Neanderthal ticking you off? Foamy has a solution for all your bully-based problems.
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Male 931
The sad thing is that this is probably the only bit of advice that will work against a bully. It`s the only way these necessary abortions that got over looked will learn.
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Male 1,397
Foamy....right on the nail again!
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Female 2,549
Bullies are cowards. Stand up & fight back every time.
I like the` if they don`t have your back then they can suck on your sack` part :-)
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Male 106
@Fatninja01 You, and that bullpoo point of view, are part of the problem. It isn`t someone`s drating duty to heap poo on another human being just because they`re "weak", and NO bully alive goes into it thinking "gee, I`ll improve his life in the long term by being an obnoxious twat"

Bullies are mouth breathing, needle-dicked, pieces of excrement; and they`re drating cowards. I went through eight years of poo before I learned the lesson foamy says at the beginning. Fight back, fight dirty, leave an impression. I threw one kid across a table in the middle of lunch, kicked him a couple of times, and for the rest of my time in school I got left alone.

People shouldn`t HAVE to be pushed until they snap. But as long as bullies are going to do that (and they are), it`s best to snap fast, and hard.
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Male 1,084
Pretty good advice (ignoring the legal implications of the first part)
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Male 3,482
[quote]I think the most destructive thing I`ve ever done to a bully of mine, was told his parents.[/quote]
I tried that once... Didn`t work too well.

Ended up having to put him under a school bus tire before he gave me an unconditional guarantee that he would NOT f*ck with me again. (Don`t worry, the bus wasn`t even running. I just threatened to slam his head against the concrete and position his unconscious body where the driver wouldn`t see it before pulling forward.)

I think I`ve had to put down bullies at just about every school I`ve gone too. And I moved more than once...

But the lesson to be learned is: Send a message. Stop them in such a dramatic and awful way that no one else wants to mess with you again, for fear of incurring your wrath.
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Male 25,416
Bullies are people that life needs, without bullies you cannot grow stronger and overcome their $hit, you a stronger person when you can overcome being bullied!
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Female 11
"You`re a humanitarian!" Really got me, hahaa.
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Male 1,164
I think the most destructive thing I`ve ever done to a bully of mine, was told his parents.

I never saw him again.
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Male 1,054
theend81

you were a bully, weren`t you? And really, still are.
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Female 7
i havent watch a foamy vid in ages. :) ooh, good times.
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Male 92
Dead on with this except one extra thing - you want to stop being bullied? Stop being socially awkward. I know this isn`t always the case, but sometimes it is. One kid in middle school cried because he didn`t get a perfect score on a math test. You`d better believe we made fun of him for that a loooong time. Don`t eat your boogers, don`t piss yourself, don`t eat your scabs, etc etc...
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Male 688
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

I agree 100%

I like to put it "If you find yourself in a fight, you`ve already lost."

This is why intelligent lifeforms move on and dodo`s die.

Got a bully? Run away, go to their home and kill them while they sleep. Just make sure you know what you`re doing and you won`t have any worries.

Unless of course you think that people who are only happy when causing others pain and do so without their consent deserve to live.
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Male 257
hehe, love that foul mouthed little guy.
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Male 14,867
Surely the OP is trolling?
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Male 234
"Never throw the first punch, always have a witness, and aim for the balls!" LOL
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Male 38,774

In our "evolved" society, bullying continues through the police. The bullies become cops and will remember your actions in high school and beat you with a club before, and after, tasering you a dozen times.

Life sucks and it does not get better.
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Male 723
As my sensei is ever so wont to say: "If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

That is all.

8-) LJ
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Male 20,304
Link: Foamy The Squirrel Takes On Bullies [Rate Link] - Neo-Neanderthal ticking you off? Foamy has a solution for all your bully-based problems.
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