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Date: 10/11/11 08:35 AM

20 Responses to Foamy The Squirrel Takes On Bullies

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 8:36 am
    Link: Foamy The Squirrel Takes On Bullies - Neo-Neanderthal ticking you off? Foamy has a solution for all your bully-based problems.
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 9:08 am
    As my sensei is ever so wont to say: "If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

    That is all.

    8-) LJ
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36225 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 9:23 am

    In our "evolved" society, bullying continues through the police. The bullies become cops and will remember your actions in high school and beat you with a club before, and after, tasering you a dozen times.

    Life sucks and it does not get better.
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    grindinblade Male 18-29
    234 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 9:38 am
    "Never throw the first punch, always have a witness, and aim for the balls!" LOL
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Surely the OP is trolling?
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    captkava Male 40-49
    257 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 10:04 am
    hehe, love that foul mouthed little guy.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 10:27 am
    "If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

    I agree 100%

    I like to put it "If you find yourself in a fight, you`ve already lost."

    This is why intelligent lifeforms move on and dodo`s die.

    Got a bully? Run away, go to their home and kill them while they sleep. Just make sure you know what you`re doing and you won`t have any worries.

    Unless of course you think that people who are only happy when causing others pain and do so without their consent deserve to live.
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Foamy blinks a lot.
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    theend81 Male 30-39
    92 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Dead on with this except one extra thing - you want to stop being bullied? Stop being socially awkward. I know this isn`t always the case, but sometimes it is. One kid in middle school cried because he didn`t get a perfect score on a math test. You`d better believe we made fun of him for that a loooong time. Don`t eat your boogers, don`t piss yourself, don`t eat your scabs, etc etc...
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    fngrnayls Female 13-17
    7 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 11:29 am
    i havent watch a foamy vid in ages. :) ooh, good times.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 11:54 am
    theend81

    you were a bully, weren`t you? And really, still are.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    I think the most destructive thing I`ve ever done to a bully of mine, was told his parents.

    I never saw him again.
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    Littlebirdie Female 18-29
    11 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    "You`re a humanitarian!" Really got me, hahaa.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Bullies are people that life needs, without bullies you cannot grow stronger and overcome their $hit, you a stronger person when you can overcome being bullied!
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    I think the most destructive thing I`ve ever done to a bully of mine, was told his parents.
    I tried that once... Didn`t work too well.

    Ended up having to put him under a school bus tire before he gave me an unconditional guarantee that he would NOT f*ck with me again. (Don`t worry, the bus wasn`t even running. I just threatened to slam his head against the concrete and position his unconscious body where the driver wouldn`t see it before pulling forward.)

    I think I`ve had to put down bullies at just about every school I`ve gone too. And I moved more than once...

    But the lesson to be learned is: Send a message. Stop them in such a dramatic and awful way that no one else wants to mess with you again, for fear of incurring your wrath.
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1068 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    Pretty good advice (ignoring the legal implications of the first part)
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    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    @Fatninja01 You, and that bullpoo point of view, are part of the problem. It isn`t someone`s drating duty to heap poo on another human being just because they`re "weak", and NO bully alive goes into it thinking "gee, I`ll improve his life in the long term by being an obnoxious twat"

    Bullies are mouth breathing, needle-dicked, pieces of excrement; and they`re drating cowards. I went through eight years of poo before I learned the lesson foamy says at the beginning. Fight back, fight dirty, leave an impression. I threw one kid across a table in the middle of lunch, kicked him a couple of times, and for the rest of my time in school I got left alone.

    People shouldn`t HAVE to be pushed until they snap. But as long as bullies are going to do that (and they are), it`s best to snap fast, and hard.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 12:41 am
    Bullies are cowards. Stand up & fight back every time.
    I like the` if they don`t have your back then they can suck on your sack` part :-)
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1310 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 7:54 am
    Foamy....right on the nail again!
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    The sad thing is that this is probably the only bit of advice that will work against a bully. It`s the only way these necessary abortions that got over looked will learn.

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