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Date: 10/10/11 03:06 PM

32 Responses to Epic Tablet Upgrade From Apple`s Steve Jobs [Pic]

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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Link: Epic Tablet Upgrade From Apple`s Steve Jobs - And when we say epic....
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    In good taste
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    LOL
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    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    XD
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    rock on
  6. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Not gonna happen. He was Buddhist after all.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Awe, that is totally what`s going on in Heaven right now :)
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    Cuppsworth Male 13-17
    58 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Moses was Jewish. I`m going to go out on a limb and say that Steve Jobs didn`t kill anyone, have sex with any animals or ape anything. He most likely is likely to get into Jew heaven (Based on action, rather than faith).
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    zing....
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    they will have 10.1 commandments and will cost twice as much, until the new and improved tablets with 10.2 commandments come out making useless the previous tablets 2 months later
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    Now I`m confused, how many heavens are there?

    How do I decide which one I want to go to?

    ...


    ...


    Oh, we all know I`m going straight to hell!

    ...


    But which one will it be?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Doesn`t make sense... Jobs wouldn`t be in heaven. He didn`t accept Jesus and all that jazz.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    heh nice...
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    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    It would make sense if Steve was a Christian, but nope.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    Was about damn time
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    skinlesss Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    They took err Jobs!!
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    Guys, guys. It doesn`t say he`s staying in heaven. It just says he`s there to fic his tablets. After that who knows.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    Maybe he could delete those self-serving first three commandments. I think we`re a little past those.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    Why is the internet full of people whos sole purpose seems to be to find flaws in other peoples humour.
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    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    lmao @ skinlesss
  21. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    Guys, guys. It doesn`t say he`s staying in heaven. It just says he`s there to fic his tablets. After that who knows.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    "It would make sense if Steve was a Christian, but nope."

    Moses was a Jew...
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    I thought Steve Jobs made the commandments... Hmm, as I think of that, the 10 commandments make actually God look like the first Steve Jobs.
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    Mrpoo Male 70 & Over
    141 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 1:19 am
    meh.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 1:27 am
    I thought Mr Jobs was god?
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 2:43 am
    Silly people, everyone knows there is no Heaven.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 6:08 am
    lol, please, jobs sold his soul to the devil to make what he did
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 7:11 am
    haha...tablets.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 8:55 am
    I bet he charged a fee.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    and when you say epic, you mean epic lie.
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    And six months later, he`s going to update them again.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    This is assuming he went to heaven of course....

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