Epic Tablet Upgrade From Apple`s Steve Jobs [Pic]

Submitted by: blackcatseye 5 years ago Funny

And when we say epic....
There are 32 comments:
Male 901
This is assuming he went to heaven of course....
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Male 313
And six months later, he`s going to update them again.
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Male 809
and when you say epic, you mean epic lie.
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Male 14,330
I bet he charged a fee.
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Female 4,225
haha...tablets.
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Male 1,197
lol, please, jobs sold his soul to the devil to make what he did
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Male 4,902
Silly people, everyone knows there is no Heaven.
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Male 13,624
I thought Mr Jobs was god?
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Male 141
meh.
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Male 1,569
I thought Steve Jobs made the commandments... Hmm, as I think of that, the 10 commandments make actually God look like the first Steve Jobs.
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Male 2,419
"It would make sense if Steve was a Christian, but nope."

Moses was a Jew...
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Male 1,540
Guys, guys. It doesn`t say he`s staying in heaven. It just says he`s there to fic his tablets. After that who knows.
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Male 381
lmao @ skinlesss
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Male 6,737
Why is the internet full of people whos sole purpose seems to be to find flaws in other peoples humour.
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Female 6,381
Maybe he could delete those self-serving first three commandments. I think we`re a little past those.
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Male 1,540
Guys, guys. It doesn`t say he`s staying in heaven. It just says he`s there to fic his tablets. After that who knows.
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Male 142
They took err Jobs!!
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Male 15,510
Was about damn time
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Male 215
It would make sense if Steve was a Christian, but nope.
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Male 2,790
heh nice...
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Male 10,440
Doesn`t make sense... Jobs wouldn`t be in heaven. He didn`t accept Jesus and all that jazz.
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Male 688
Now I`m confused, how many heavens are there?

How do I decide which one I want to go to?

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Oh, we all know I`m going straight to hell!

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But which one will it be?
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Male 2,855
they will have 10.1 commandments and will cost twice as much, until the new and improved tablets with 10.2 commandments come out making useless the previous tablets 2 months later
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Male 25,416
zing....
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Male 58
Moses was Jewish. I`m going to go out on a limb and say that Steve Jobs didn`t kill anyone, have sex with any animals or ape anything. He most likely is likely to get into Jew heaven (Based on action, rather than faith).
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Female 2,764
Awe, that is totally what`s going on in Heaven right now :)
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Male 5,094
Not gonna happen. He was Buddhist after all.
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Male 656
rock on
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Female 311
XD
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Male 1,444
LOL
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Male 1,582
In good taste
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Female 685
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