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Date: 10/14/11 09:35 AM

47 Responses to Dumbass Of The Day? Looks Like It

  1. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Link: Dumbass Of The Day? Looks Like It - Guy drops his stash of weed in a parking lot, asks the cop who found it if he can have it back.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 14, 2011 at 9:46 am

    OMG! He`s a real life Carlton in his little golf shirt and tidy white t-shirt.

    A real brothuh would`a just run.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    October 14, 2011 at 9:48 am
    It is not legal but only half is gonna make it back to the station ;)
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 9:53 am
    Hey dumb guy, can we ask you a few questions about how dumb you`ve been? And film it so we can show everybody how dumb you are? Sure, why not!
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    Jonix Female 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Yeah, I guess it`s kind of dumb in a "you had to have known what was gonna happen" sorta way, but I kinda respect the guy. He dropped something that was his and wanted it back. He`s all, "Marijuana shouldn`t be a big deal, so I`ll treat it like anything else." He wasn`t disrespectful and he doesn`t look or sound like a complete moron. Even the cop looks like he thinks the same way, it just so happens he has a duty to uphold the law.

    Not that I`d ever do marijuana (because I`m not a fan of "foreign substances" and it smells like poo anyway), but if tobacco is gonna be legal, marijuana sure as hell should be too.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Thankfully this harmless person is going to jail. I am so glad that we have stood our ground against this harmless drug. This country cannot survive if we let these polite, productive people roam freely. I gladly pay higher taxes so that we can feed, house, and guard this guy 24/7. My children will sleep better tonight.

    /sarcasm off
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    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Poor guy, but lol
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    Orchideous Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 9:57 am
    >Nottaspy


    Exactly man... exactly
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    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 10:00 am
    @NottaSpy

    Who said he was going to jail?
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 10:08 am
    How stupid xD Wanting it to be legal (which I, like most Americans, support, even though I have no interest in marijuana myself) doesn`t make it okay to go up to a police officer and say "hey, can you give me my illegal substance back? I accidentally dropped it, kthnx"
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 10:21 am
    A police officer would give it back.

    Too bad there are mostly only cops and pigs.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 10:35 am
    What an idiot.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    October 14, 2011 at 11:03 am
    I think we`re glazing over the real issue here: You never, NEVER drop your weed.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2011 at 11:07 am
    The cop should give it back to the guy, then kick him in the balls REALLY hard because he`s so goddam stupid. Lesson learned.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 11:40 am
    @patchgrabber Exactly!
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    madest Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Modern day prohibition. The man will tell you what to do and you will do it, or else they will ruin your life, take you out of the tax base, make you a burden on society. They will let the infirmed die in order to teach you that lesson. It`s insanity because so many of them do it too.
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    oogah_boogah Male 30-39
    65 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    only users lose drugs
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    Weed is overrated... that sh*t just makes me cough.
    Can`t help to wonder if he would drop the pack of cocaine just like that
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    legalize it, like you`ve never smoked weed before cop
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    Whoabot Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    @ heavypred

    Try a brownie. All the goodness (+they`re delicious) with none of the harsh. Just make sure it`s not some insanely concentrated batch and you`ll achieve the same effect, spread over a longer period.
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    @madest,
    U mad bro?
  22. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    October 14, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    @oogah boogah: obvious troll is obvious.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    well whats yours is yours... finders keepers i guess!
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    Zerj Male 18-29
    118 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    That cop wanted it for himself i saw the look on his eye, he was thinking damn tonight gone be goood baby :D
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    I can follow his logic.
    He dropped something that was his, he wanted it back from the guy that picked it up.
    Where the whole situation gets strange is when the guy in a silly costume kept it, and I have a sneaking suspicion that guy wasn`t even going to use it. He just didn`t want to give it back.

    That`s stealing.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    Asking a cop for your drugs back?

    That`s what you call an addict.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    Obama wants to lose his base.
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    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    "I ain`t mad at ya" HAHA
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    crudson Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    I hate it when this happens. Good thing I live in Colorado.
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    uatme Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    We need a bigger palm
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    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Ahhh, people from the north side...
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    Somebody please hand this man a shovel so he can keep digging that hole.
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    @crudson

    not according to the location you picked in your profile. CO is west, buddy
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    ...wow...
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    joecorso37 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    Haha, the 7-11 one block from my old place. I miss the entertainment of the North Side.
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 3:53 am
    Well, if you dont ask, you dont get.
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    dh44105 Male 30-39
    9 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 7:21 am
    Just give the dude his weed back most will happen will he will go home get the munchies then go out and support the local donut shops a win win situation
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    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 10:28 am
    This kid is making us stoners look bad.
  39. Profile photo of Coolhandluke
    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 10:42 am
    Everyone on I-am-bored is a druggie! You guys act like weed is a harmless drug and not addictive, but guess what it is a carcinogenic drug which means it causes cancer and yes it can be addictive. in fact there are more teens in treatment with a primary diagnosis of marijuana dependence than for all other illicit drugs combined The reason why it looks like tobacco is worse on paper is because it is legal so scientist can do test on it much easier and find out every little side effect. Weed is not a harmless drug and in my opinion should not be legalized, but the one plus if it is legalized is that then the government can put huge taxes on it so druggies can at least contribute to society.
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    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    hey coolhandluke, you do know that RESEARCH that your government did to confirm it causes cancer was not real weed. it was either JWH or it was weed with tobacco. i disagree on how you say its harmful. you say it is but only give the cancer excuse. also i known people who been smoking pot for 50 years, not dead, not sick, not obese.
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    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    Well kbubb91 there is an exception to every rule but I dont think you are telling me the whole story. I bet you anything your friends who have been smoking so long do have symptoms for instance I bet their lungs are not nearly as healthy as they could be. here is a little statistic for you. "A study of 450 individuals found that people who smoke marijuana frequently but do not smoke tobacco have more health problems and miss more days of work than smokers of only tobacco and non-smokers." Hmm sounds like heath problems to me. Also even though they claim not to be they ARE addicted. Another thing that is a fact is that weed raised you heart rate by 30-100 BPM for up to 3 hours after smoking. over long periods of time this leads to a 4.8-fold increase in the risk of heart attack. Guess what the leading cause of death is in america? you got it Heart disease so if Most american are already at a large risk this Your friends are almost ensuring they will die from heart disease.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    Coolhandluke, why should the fact that it`s not as healthy as people want to imagine be a reason to keep it illegal? Because you don`t want to die? you don`t want ill health? Don`t do it then. Let others make their own decisions.
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    darkmoth Male 18-29
    69 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 5:58 am
    i agree with britt566. n besides, every plus has a minus.... ya know what, i had a thought, but you ppl n your anti-pot crap is just causing more drama n chaos around the world. and on the I-am-bored comment box section thingy. lol. here`s a thought. have a bowl, go help your neighbor with dishes or whatever n just be happy to be alive.you ever wonder why poo like this happens? its cause ppl don`t have the capability to think beyond their own greedy self. they sit around n mope around because suddenly pot is practically everywhere. n all of the sudden, you got mass crowding in jails n no money to build more jails or space because they already used all the money on the governmental propaganda to keep the drugs out. its the way the cookie crumbles. n its why ppl are pissed cause they are realizing that the government is using laws to their own benefit to control us and suck us dry of our money. so you know what, you don`t get to hear my thoughts. cept that. especially you coolhandluke!!
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    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Some cops are cool like that though, I would want to try to get it back, but wouldn`t have the balls to attempt.
  45. Profile photo of Coolhandluke
    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Well here is the thing, personally I don`t feel it should be legalized, but then again I don`t think alcoholism or tobacco should be legal either. Of course we all know how that worked out during Prohibition because of all the stupid people. I already said though There is one good thing about legalizing weed. And that is the Stupid Druggies in america can finally start contributing to the government. I just hope if it is legalized they put HUGE taxes on it!
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    Well thanks, Coolhandluke. Mr. Mackey`s fapping somewhere knowing there`s people like YOU in the world.

    :-D
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    Izaq Male 30-39
    173 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 4:44 am
    Smoking is not good for you... or your brain... point proven. xD

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