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Date: 10/24/11 12:45 PM

36 Responses to Don`t Mess With Crabs

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Link: Don`t Mess With Crabs - In mother Russia, crabs mess with you!
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    Not what I expected when I read "russia" and "crabs".

    What?

    Don`t look at me like that. YOU thought the same thing!
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 12:53 pm

  4. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    "Aaaaah, PUSSY!"
  5. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    i went with a girl that had crabs once... scratchy.... but they ran when the light was turned on. they would also bite if your face got too close...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Yeah well... its an easy crab dinner
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    What are you talking about "crab mess with you?" The dude messed with a crab and it pinched him. Crabs do that everywhere.... I don`t think that joke means what you think it means.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    That crab has moxy, I like it!!

    He is also a world class `I`ve got your nose` champion.
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    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Just a tad bit staged.
  10. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Agreed, dude-numbers. This one is for the iab crabs. "In mother Russia, people put nose in claw."
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    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    I hope they didn`t kill the crab to get it off his nose...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    The crabs weren`t messing with them, they were trying to protect themselves. They were running away and the one that was caught pinched the guy as a defense maneuver. Another disappointing description fail.
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    you`d think all the ballsy, dumb russians would have died off by now
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    drating idiot...
  15. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Hmmm. Shenanigans, anyone?
  16. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Considering the crab`s claw slid over his nose and the guy moved it closer, I think he was trying to get it to clamp on for some dumb reason.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    disgusting creatures
  18. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    You know that thing was saying "Come at me Bro"....
  19. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    What an idiot. I agree with sidewyz8
  20. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    Scott, I agree. Humans are such disgusting creatures.
  21. Profile photo of avail9988
    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    didnt see that coming, thatll b all crab, thatll b all
  22. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    SO HERE`S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB
  23. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    Later he called home to say he was bringing home crabs and she said no worries the doctor gave me some extra cream for that.
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    what an idiot.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    Stupid drat! HAHAHAHHA!!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    lol
  27. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    Translation: "I wonder why they call these things `pinchers`?"
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    thats what you get for being a dumbass
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    Dragooo!!!!
  30. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    October 25, 2011 at 12:37 am
    In all honesty he asked for it.
  31. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    October 25, 2011 at 12:53 am
    karma.
  32. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    October 25, 2011 at 2:01 am
    We all knew that was going to happen :-D

    In all honesty I was hoping for a scene like that one in the Mummy where the scarabs swarm over the guy and two seconds later they leave behind a skeleton...
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    NILE12 Male 18-29
    157 posts
    October 25, 2011 at 7:05 am
    ahuehueu
  34. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    October 25, 2011 at 8:53 am
    lolz!
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    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    October 25, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    ahahahahahhahahaha
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    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    October 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    fiesty little fellas.

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