Don`t Mess With Crabs

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago Misc

In mother Russia, crabs mess with you!
There are 36 comments:
Female 278
fiesty little fellas.
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Male 240
ahahahahahhahahaha
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Male 1,511
lolz!
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Male 157
ahuehueu
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Male 2,586
We all knew that was going to happen :-D

In all honesty I was hoping for a scene like that one in the Mummy where the scarabs swarm over the guy and two seconds later they leave behind a skeleton...
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Male 411
karma.
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Male 675
In all honesty he asked for it.
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Male 414
Dragooo!!!!
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Male 2,384
thats what you get for being a dumbass
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Male 15,832
Translation: "I wonder why they call these things `pinchers`?"
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Female 4,349
lol
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Male 718
Stupid drat! HAHAHAHHA!!
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Male 311
what an idiot.
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Male 1,404
Later he called home to say he was bringing home crabs and she said no worries the doctor gave me some extra cream for that.
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Male 1,540
SO HERE`S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB
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Male 700
didnt see that coming, thatll b all crab, thatll b all
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Male 1,239
Scott, I agree. Humans are such disgusting creatures.
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Female 676
What an idiot. I agree with sidewyz8
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Male 953
You know that thing was saying "Come at me Bro"....
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Male 5,314
disgusting creatures
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Female 843
Considering the crab`s claw slid over his nose and the guy moved it closer, I think he was trying to get it to clamp on for some dumb reason.
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Male 670
Hmmm. Shenanigans, anyone?
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Male 1,266
drating idiot...
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Male 1,064
you`d think all the ballsy, dumb russians would have died off by now
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Male 11,740
The crabs weren`t messing with them, they were trying to protect themselves. They were running away and the one that was caught pinched the guy as a defense maneuver. Another disappointing description fail.
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Male 283
I hope they didn`t kill the crab to get it off his nose...
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Male 1,010
Agreed, dude-numbers. This one is for the iab crabs. "In mother Russia, people put nose in claw."
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Male 165
Just a tad bit staged.
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Female 857
That crab has moxy, I like it!!

He is also a world class `I`ve got your nose` champion.
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Male 768
What are you talking about "crab mess with you?" The dude messed with a crab and it pinched him. Crabs do that everywhere.... I don`t think that joke means what you think it means.
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Male 25,416
Yeah well... its an easy crab dinner
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Male 1,793
i went with a girl that had crabs once... scratchy.... but they ran when the light was turned on. they would also bite if your face got too close...
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Male 2,552
"Aaaaah, PUSSY!"
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Male 2,796

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Male 37,914

Not what I expected when I read "russia" and "crabs".

What?

Don`t look at me like that. YOU thought the same thing!
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Male 7,378
Link: Don`t Mess With Crabs [Rate Link] - In mother Russia, crabs mess with you!
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