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Date: 10/27/11 11:00 AM

49 Responses to Dave Chappelle And His Words Of Wisdom [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Link: Dave Chappelle And His Words Of Wisdom - What do you think, I-A-B? Is Dave on to something here or is he out of line?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    October 27, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Long live nipple tassels
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Hole in one..
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    ecstacy911 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 11:32 am
    Yes, but if you`re dressed as a police officer, people don`t use your "uniform" to excuse someone after they assault/molest/rape you.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 11:35 am
    That`s a stupid question--Dave is always on to something.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 11:37 am
    come back to us Dave... we want you back on TV

    reparations was the funniest skit ever... well besides the blind racist lol

    Dave Dave Dave...... shoulda been on tv for another 20 seasons.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 11:40 am
    That is just amazing.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2011 at 11:53 am
    So true...
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    kaos8 Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    @ecstacy911 it doesn`t say anything about assault/molest/rape...
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    squoggle Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    these are steps backwards...
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    bananamansam Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    I miss your show so damn much.
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Ummm...is he...a troll? Surely no one could actually hold those beliefs???
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    Truth.
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    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
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    October 27, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    @mal BB he`s a freaking comedian. Plus, there is logic to what he says.
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    myssiing Female 18-29
    53 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    I agree with him.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    So right.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Very true and one of my favorite parts to this stand up routine
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    MinPinRage Female 30-39
    64 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    i like the uniform
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Very true.
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    this was funny the last 30 times on Comedy Central
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    @ShamaziaV2; yeah but what he`s saying isn`t witty, or clever, or sarcastic or ironic. It seems like his genuine opinion. Also, there is no logic whatsoever to what he`s saying. None.
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Maybe its me that just doesn`t get his sense of humour :/
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    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    I understand women dressing this way not wanting to be treated like whores...but for the life of me I`m baffled by womeon who wear tight, revealing clothing with their ass hanging out and their cleavage on display who get offended at men oggling them.
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    Arcval Male 18-29
    304 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    @mal BB:
    There is logic to what he is saying. He`s logically applying societies use of clothing to denote social position and using a valid analogy to illustrate.

    In fact the humor in this is derived from the logic of it. Perhaps that is why you don`t get the joke, you seem to not get logic.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Absolutely agree, if a girl want`s to dress like a slut fair play but she should expect that a lot of men are not going to show her much respect. Women can dress very sexily without resorting to looking like porn stars on set.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    "or is he out of line? "

    drat you for suggesting that Chappelle is ever out of line.
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    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    It is perfectly possible to dress nicely and look good without dressing like a whore. So yeah, I think he`s spot on here, they certainly are "wearing a whore`s uniform".
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 27, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    :D perfect
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    raeleigh Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    i feel bad for men, women`s logic is drated up.. hell i dont even understand it.
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    ardystic Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    hahah. gold.
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    Eloquently articulated, my good sir. ^_^
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    The man is a genius.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    `Her titties all mashed together. Popping out the neck of her turtleneck and sh*t.`

    Have we traveled back in time, btw? Is it 2003??
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    ok guys, so you want girls to stop dressing that way? didn`t think so...
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    Man, I miss Dave.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    October 27, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    Okay, so I`m approaching old biddyhood faster than I`d like, but I look around at the skimpy, skin-tight fashions teens and young women wear today - in warm weather, at least - and wonder if they aren`t constantly approached by hopeful johns. This is not a positive sign for women, and I have little sympathy for anyone who whines about being taken for a pro. Dave is quite right.
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    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    I yearn for Dave Chappelle to be a public voice once again, to speak to we masses and issue forth his unique take on the world once again. I donate, like, a nickel if I thought he needed money to come back, but he`s rich! Actualy, I wouldn`t donate a single penny, but I still want him back in popular culture.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 27, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    Her titties all mashed together. Popping out the neck of her turtleneck and sh*t.
    If you mash titties till they pop out the neck of a damned TURTLENECK, you got some real mashed up titties there!
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 4:11 am
    I had the same argument with my now-ex-wife. If you dress like a slut, people will treat you like a slut. Men *will* leer at you.
    Her argument was, "Well! They shouldn`t!"
    That`s fine, sweetheart...but, like it or not they do. It is possible to dress in a slightly more conservative way and still look pretty.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 5:16 am
    Why are we posting quotes from a comedy special that airs like once a week for the past decade??
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    simbha Male 30-39
    412 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 5:42 am
    @Samsquanch: I would argue that dressing in a "slightly more conservative way" makes women prettIER.
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    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 7:01 am
    I concure
  43. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 7:28 am
    A big thumbs up right here!!
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 8:36 am
    Excellent point sir. That arguement is close to perfect.
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    Karat Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Justin9235, this quote is well worth posting.
    also you seem to forget, that not everyone here is from the united states and not everyone in the united states watches the same shows.
    so there are quite a lot of people that did not know this quote yet.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 28, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Okay, so I`m approaching old biddyhood faster than I`d like, but I look around at the skimpy, skin-tight fashions teens and young women wear today - in warm weather, at least

    Cold weather too, around here. Although maybe my idea of cold weather is different to yours, depending on whereabout in Canada you are. I work late and on my way home I often see women partially dressed in bits of thin material, out on the town in subzero temperatures.

    I realised I was middle-aged when I realised that my initial reaction had changed to "bloody hell, she must be cold!" :)
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    "ok guys, so you want girls to stop dressing that way? didn`t think so..."

    Its not that we want you to stop dressing that way, just stop bitching when pictures of your cameltoe are all over IAB
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    pugsley Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Can the non whores please stop dressing as whores? So next time I talk to a `whore` I know exactly who I`m dealing with. I cant stand pretenders.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    he does have a point.

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