Dave Chappelle And His Words Of Wisdom [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 5 years ago Misc

What do you think, I-A-B? Is Dave on to something here or is he out of line?
There are 49 comments:
Female 2,927
he does have a point.
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Male 21
Can the non whores please stop dressing as whores? So next time I talk to a `whore` I know exactly who I`m dealing with. I cant stand pretenders.
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Male 2,700
"ok guys, so you want girls to stop dressing that way? didn`t think so..."

Its not that we want you to stop dressing that way, just stop bitching when pictures of your cameltoe are all over IAB
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Male 12,365
[quote]Okay, so I`m approaching old biddyhood faster than I`d like, but I look around at the skimpy, skin-tight fashions teens and young women wear today - in warm weather, at least[/quote]

Cold weather too, around here. Although maybe my idea of cold weather is different to yours, depending on whereabout in Canada you are. I work late and on my way home I often see women partially dressed in bits of thin material, out on the town in subzero temperatures.

I realised I was middle-aged when I realised that my initial reaction had changed to "bloody hell, she must be cold!" :)
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Male 135
Justin9235, this quote is well worth posting.
also you seem to forget, that not everyone here is from the united states and not everyone in the united states watches the same shows.
so there are quite a lot of people that did not know this quote yet.
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Male 1,122
Excellent point sir. That arguement is close to perfect.
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Male 1,737
A big thumbs up right here!!
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Female 246
I concure
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Male 412
@Samsquanch: I would argue that dressing in a "slightly more conservative way" makes women prettIER.
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Male 1,582
Why are we posting quotes from a comedy special that airs like once a week for the past decade??
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Male 792
I had the same argument with my now-ex-wife. If you dress like a slut, people will treat you like a slut. Men *will* leer at you.
Her argument was, "Well! They shouldn`t!"
That`s fine, sweetheart...but, like it or not they do. It is possible to dress in a slightly more conservative way and still look pretty.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Her titties all mashed together. Popping out the neck of her turtleneck and sh*t.[/quote]
If you mash titties till they pop out the neck of a damned TURTLENECK, you got some real mashed up titties there!
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Male 283
I yearn for Dave Chappelle to be a public voice once again, to speak to we masses and issue forth his unique take on the world once again. I donate, like, a nickel if I thought he needed money to come back, but he`s rich! Actualy, I wouldn`t donate a single penny, but I still want him back in popular culture.
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Female 6,381
Okay, so I`m approaching old biddyhood faster than I`d like, but I look around at the skimpy, skin-tight fashions teens and young women wear today - in warm weather, at least - and wonder if they aren`t constantly approached by hopeful johns. This is not a positive sign for women, and I have little sympathy for anyone who whines about being taken for a pro. Dave is quite right.
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Female 1,236
Man, I miss Dave.
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Female 1,181
ok guys, so you want girls to stop dressing that way? didn`t think so...
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Female 2,674
`Her titties all mashed together. Popping out the neck of her turtleneck and sh*t.`

Have we traveled back in time, btw? Is it 2003??
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Female 123
The man is a genius.
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Female 409
Eloquently articulated, my good sir. ^_^
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Male 1,083
hahah. gold.
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Female 61
i feel bad for men, women`s logic is drated up.. hell i dont even understand it.
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Male 37,888

:D perfect
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Female 269
It is perfectly possible to dress nicely and look good without dressing like a whore. So yeah, I think he`s spot on here, they certainly are "wearing a whore`s uniform".
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Male 4,793
"or is he out of line? "

drat you for suggesting that Chappelle is ever out of line.
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Male 1,243
Absolutely agree, if a girl want`s to dress like a slut fair play but she should expect that a lot of men are not going to show her much respect. Women can dress very sexily without resorting to looking like porn stars on set.
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Male 303
@mal BB:
There is logic to what he is saying. He`s logically applying societies use of clothing to denote social position and using a valid analogy to illustrate.

In fact the humor in this is derived from the logic of it. Perhaps that is why you don`t get the joke, you seem to not get logic.
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Male 506
I understand women dressing this way not wanting to be treated like whores...but for the life of me I`m baffled by womeon who wear tight, revealing clothing with their ass hanging out and their cleavage on display who get offended at men oggling them.
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Male 1,231
Maybe its me that just doesn`t get his sense of humour :/
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Male 1,231
@ShamaziaV2; yeah but what he`s saying isn`t witty, or clever, or sarcastic or ironic. It seems like his genuine opinion. Also, there is no logic whatsoever to what he`s saying. None.
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Male 543
this was funny the last 30 times on Comedy Central
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Female 9,400
Very true.
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Female 64
i like the uniform
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Male 2,796
Very true and one of my favorite parts to this stand up routine
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Male 2,690
So right.
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Female 53
I agree with him.
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Male 236
@mal BB he`s a freaking comedian. Plus, there is logic to what he says.
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Male 2,332
Truth.
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Male 1,231
Ummm...is he...a troll? Surely no one could actually hold those beliefs???
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Male 47
I miss your show so damn much.
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Female 158
these are steps backwards...
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Male 5
@ecstacy911 it doesn`t say anything about assault/molest/rape...
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Male 25,416
So true...
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Male 3,412
That is just amazing.

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Male 2,424
come back to us Dave... we want you back on TV

reparations was the funniest skit ever... well besides the blind racist lol

Dave Dave Dave...... shoulda been on tv for another 20 seasons.
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Male 3,894
That`s a stupid question--Dave is always on to something.
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Female 105
Yes, but if you`re dressed as a police officer, people don`t use your "uniform" to excuse someone after they assault/molest/rape you.
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Male 1,471
Hole in one..
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Male 14,773
Long live nipple tassels
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Male 2,620
Link: Dave Chappelle And His Words Of Wisdom [Pic] [Rate Link] - What do you think, I-A-B? Is Dave on to something here or is he out of line?
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