Cherry On Top: The New Age Of Prostitution

Submitted by: funkadelic83 5 years ago Funny

Prostitute finds new ways to attract business
There are 30 comments:
Male 661
This reminds me of a quote by a John who had been caught in a sting. He said, "I should have known she was a cop, she had all her teeth."
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Female 3,696
If I were Ginger, I would honour other ho`s coupons and match any flyer prices- but that`s the cashier in me :P
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Male 11,740
I`d ditch the Groupon and go with Ginger. She was hotter than any real hooker.
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Male 15,510
"Prostitute finds new ways to attract business"

You would think that the whole, have sex with me deal would be more than enough
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Male 1,243
If only hookers were really that hot!
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Male 1,284
id go for the ginger
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Male 6,737
I`d stick with Ginger tbh.
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Male 987
I was in traveling through Elko, Nevada when I stopped to get gas. As a joke I asked where the whorehouses were around there. The attendant pointed up the road and gave me detailed directions. Then he asked me if I wanted some coupons.
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Male 911
0:30 her lips looked like a puckered A-hole
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Female 65
That was actually pretty funny.
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Male 14,775
They advertise over here. They are excellent quality and value for money too, but alas, no coupons.
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Male 3,482
Why doesn`t Ginger just, you know, honor her competitor`s coupons?

BAM, problem solved.
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Male 1,444
LMAO
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Male 414
one per person?
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Male 942
I checked. I didn`t see any for prostitutes in my area. False advertising! :p
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Male 363
If prostitutes actually looked like that, they wouldnt need to do anything to drum up business
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Male 333
when an assassin gets a groupon let me know...I have 2 targets to go ;)
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Male 723
As once said by a very wise man, "You don`t pay prostitutes for sex. You pay them to leave, afterwards."

`Nuff said.

8-) LJ
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Male 1,011
lol...

was like a surreal tv skit :P
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Male 688
"You get what you pay for XD"

I apparently payed for herpes :(
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Male 686
L>M>F>A>O
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Male 1,440
Well played.
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Male 3,472
Cheaper than a wife...
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Male 480
Ok, that was funny!
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Female 2,674
HA!
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Male 25,416
OK... that was just silly
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Female 177
nice lmao
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Male 2,841
You get what you pay for XD
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Male 770
i wondered where that was going. sadly; i watched to find out. at least it was only a minute.
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Male 16
Link: Cherry On Top: The New Age Of Prostitution [Rate Link] - Prostitute finds new ways to attract business
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