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Date: 10/17/11 02:31 PM

42 Responses to Best Man At Wedding Hit, Wounded [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Link: Best Man At Wedding Hit, Wounded - Something tells me the reception for this wedding was a freaking insane party.
  2. Profile photo of Trapper222
    Trapper222 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Will someone please tell me where it came from?
  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    But where did it come from..?
  4. Profile photo of AvatarJohn
    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    So... where DID it come from???
  5. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    Police are now in pursuit of the dildo, which fled from the scene and took to the skies.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    Ken the asian got it from Grandpa`s collection and threw it!
  7. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    It happens to the best of us.
  8. Profile photo of whapitoot
    whapitoot Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    Loving the subliminal advertising below the headline pic...
  9. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    So? Where did it came from?!
  10. Profile photo of Tekinette
    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    lol at the ad beneath.
  11. Profile photo of whapitoot
    whapitoot Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Oblivia;

    Full Story

    Anyone who saw pricilla queen of the desert, replace the ping pong balls with little dilos and you get the idea..
  12. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    @Gerry Haha, that`s exactly what I thought
  13. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Where is this paper from? ...Anyone?
  14. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    there is a picture of said dildo below the front page story....Apparently it came from the supermarket!!!
  15. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Oh if I had a nickel...
  16. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    Full Story
  17. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Where is this paper from? ...Anyone?

    Can you seriously not see the map of Australia indicating Northern Territory?
  18. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Who`re they kidding? The dildo IS the best man!
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    ha ha ha... that is awesome for a front page
  20. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    `dinged by the artificial dong`- epic pun was epic
  21. Profile photo of resnemesis
    resnemesis Male 18-29
    35 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    I love how a paper that has an article about a flying dildo also advertises pearl necklaces. Classy.
  22. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    WHERE DID IT COME FROM WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!?
  23. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    772 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    The priest.
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    Slow news day
  25. Profile photo of cleanergirl
    cleanergirl Female 30-39
    109 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    Below the headline, that ad with the giant carrot on it is terribly appropriate.
  26. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    lol@ "...and wait until you hear where it came from..."
  27. Profile photo of Kittyrins
    Kittyrins Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 17, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    Slow news day? I used to live in the Northern Territory and at least this is a different headline than `CYCLONE APPROACHING`, `CROCODILE FOUND IN DRAIN`, `CROCODILE FOUND IN POOL` etc etc. The only other time there has been a different headline was the Horny Ghost. Oh N.T, never change.
  28. Profile photo of MinPinRage
    MinPinRage Female 30-39
    64 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    `wait til you hear where it came from` shot out of the bride`s vagina?

    (i want to party with this crew.)
  29. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    "...and wait until you hear where it came from..." would have got me buy this rag. This has to go down as one of the greatest bachelor party stories ever. Thanks whapitoot.
  30. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:31 am
    Only in the Northern Territory...
  31. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:03 am
    Nice advert on the bottom there...
  32. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:34 am
    I really want to know where it came from. I would have bought that just for that section.
  33. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 2:01 am
    the answer to where it came from according to the article:"He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests."
  34. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:14 am
    Old
  35. Profile photo of theend81
    theend81 Male 30-39
    92 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 7:49 am
    The flying carrot makes this awesome
  36. Profile photo of Charbarita
    Charbarita Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 8:53 am
    Where did it come from?!
  37. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:45 am
    That`s my kind of newspaper :-D
  38. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    "He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests."
    If I were he, I`d be eating penicillin like popcorn.
  39. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    ...and the next thing I know.....
  40. Profile photo of SilentFart
    SilentFart Male 40-49
    114 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 2:56 am
    Win a family pass to see the Wiggles? for the win!
  41. Profile photo of Qwase
    Qwase Male 18-29
    37 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
    I love how the buy now thing below it looks like a dildo a big Orange dildo.... That`s my October lover right there.
  42. Profile photo of losthero
    losthero Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    I love the sub-caption,"...and wait till you hear where it came from" where is the next page?????

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