Best Man At Wedding Hit, Wounded [Pic]

Submitted by: 3MM@ 5 years ago in Funny

Something tells me the reception for this wedding was a freaking insane party.
There are 42 comments:
Male 19
I love the sub-caption,"...and wait till you hear where it came from" where is the next page?????
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Male 37
I love how the buy now thing below it looks like a dildo a big Orange dildo.... That`s my October lover right there.
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Male 113
Win a family pass to see the Wiggles? for the win!
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Male 1,448
...and the next thing I know.....
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Male 15,832
[quote]"He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests."[/quote]
If I were he, I`d be eating penicillin like popcorn.
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Male 249
That`s my kind of newspaper :-D
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Male 2
Where did it come from?!
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Male 92
The flying carrot makes this awesome
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Male 1,582
Old
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Male 1,569
the answer to where it came from according to the article:"He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests."
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Male 626
I really want to know where it came from. I would have bought that just for that section.
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Female 437
Nice advert on the bottom there...
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Female 859
Only in the Northern Territory...
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Male 1,404
"...and wait until you hear where it came from..." would have got me buy this rag. This has to go down as one of the greatest bachelor party stories ever. Thanks whapitoot.
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Female 64
`wait til you hear where it came from` shot out of the bride`s vagina?

(i want to party with this crew.)
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Female 1
Slow news day? I used to live in the Northern Territory and at least this is a different headline than `CYCLONE APPROACHING`, `CROCODILE FOUND IN DRAIN`, `CROCODILE FOUND IN POOL` etc etc. The only other time there has been a different headline was the Horny Ghost. Oh N.T, never change.
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Male 934
lol@ "...and wait until you hear where it came from..."
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Female 109
Below the headline, that ad with the giant carrot on it is terribly appropriate.
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Male 15,510
Slow news day
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Male 1,099
The priest.
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Male 3,745
WHERE DID IT COME FROM WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!?
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Male 35
I love how a paper that has an article about a flying dildo also advertises pearl necklaces. Classy.
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Male 554
`dinged by the artificial dong`- epic pun was epic
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha... that is awesome for a front page
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Male 945
Who`re they kidding? The dildo IS the best man!
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Male 3,842
[quote]Where is this paper from? ...Anyone?[/quote]

Can you seriously not see the map of Australia indicating Northern Territory?
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Female 255
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Female 2,674
Oh if I had a nickel...
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Male 2,700
there is a picture of said dildo below the front page story....Apparently it came from the supermarket!!!
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Male 3,475
Where is this paper from? ...Anyone?
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Male 1,312
@Gerry Haha, that`s exactly what I thought
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Male 81
Oblivia;

Full Story

Anyone who saw pricilla queen of the desert, replace the ping pong balls with little dilos and you get the idea..
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Male 273
lol at the ad beneath.
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Female 812
So? Where did it came from?!
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Male 81
Loving the subliminal advertising below the headline pic...
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Male 168
It happens to the best of us.
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Male 38,491

Ken the asian got it from Grandpa`s collection and threw it!
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Male 346
Police are now in pursuit of the dildo, which fled from the scene and took to the skies.
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Male 1,059
So... where DID it come from???
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Male 6,737
But where did it come from..?
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Male 47
Will someone please tell me where it came from?
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Female 256
Link: Best Man At Wedding Hit, Wounded [Pic] [Rate Link] - Something tells me the reception for this wedding was a freaking insane party.
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