Best Car in the World - $5000 [Pic]

Submitted by: Agrat 6 years ago in Funny

This is the car God would drive if he wasn"t busy doing God stuff, like making Tsunamis and crap. NSFW Language.
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Male 2,513
Having a feeling this is the work of the same troll that posted that super rad resume a while back.
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Male 756
loo tong
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Male 3,745
"These kind of ads were only funny the first 500 times I read them. After that you tend to get more excitement out of a prostate exam."

uhm...idk dude...
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Male 759
They`re getting old.
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Male 3,894
I hate these posts. They all sound exactly the same
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Male 2,790
damn it, your screen is bigger than mine by an inch...
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Male 414
is this running an RB26? haha
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Male 508
These kind of ads were only funny the first 500 times I read them. After that you tend to get more excitement out of a prostate exam.
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Male 32
To anyone saying that it`s not the way to sell a car, he made another version of the ad. http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/ pml/cto/2622828697.html
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Male 267
This is no way to sell a car, there are no details of anything, he doesn`t mention which engine it has, but if its a real GTS-t model, its a small inline 6, making 212hp, which is less than the average minivan. Drifting? maybe when its only wet. I bet this car is a piece of poo and he is hiding lots of things. Skylines are not that hard to find. Just gotta know where to look. Its a project not finished because he realizes its a waste of money.
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Male 25,416
Thats how you sell a car
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Male 537
@Angilion

It`s still a Skyline. These care are pretty drating collectible, even with stripped interiors and aftermarket poo. His asking price is reasonable.
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Male 12,365
My immediate conclusion is that the car is crap in some way, probably several ways, and he`s trying very desperately to distract people from that. It`s probably far closer to stock than it`s being made out to be, has been thrashed to bits and is badly set up and mostly broken.

No, wait. My first conclusion is that the not-quite-swearing is very annoying indeed. I`m torn between blaming the censor and blaming the writer for carrying on anyway. If the writer is the censor, then they`re even more irritating than I thought they were.
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Male 267
No interior, NO A/C, no stereo, and only a RB20 engine, thats not a deal.
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Male 163
i would do anything to have a skyline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 44
you go find a skyline thats under 5k, tommy. an r32 isnt really a common car in canada
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Male 6,737
Too long, too big, too annoying to read...
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Male 1,582
Couldn`t read it all. Learn to speak proper English and then I`ll read what you have to say.
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Male 4
What if I wanted to out run 24 police officers and 4 helicopters!?
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Male 260
I wish the dealership car salesman would speak like this
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Male 3,477
5k for a 21 yr. old car? How many hot lunches has that pig had? Who wants some kids old beater? Doesn`t even mention the miles. The hood is tweaked. Makes you wonder what else is tweaked.
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Male 32
Link: Best Car in the World - $5000 [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is the car God would drive if he wasn`t busy doing God stuff, like making Tsunamis and crap. NSFW Language.
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