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49 Responses to Armed Chinese Troops In Texas

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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 8:43 am
    Link: Armed Chinese Troops In Texas - This speech is called `Imagine` and it was given by Ron Paul on March 11, 2009.
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    todayistodie Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 8:54 am
    damn straight
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    madest Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Ron Paul is a doctor who doesn`t believe in evolution. Nuff said.
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    ZeroX24 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:06 am
    The plotline for Red Dawn much?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:10 am

    IMAGINE if someone with a brain made one of these.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:11 am
    hell they can have Texas...
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    heavypred Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Why is this guy not in charge of `merica?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:19 am
    IMAGINE if Gerry had a brain.

    right.

    That was pretty powerful, and I agree, although I do see one small flaw in the analogy. The US occupies underdeveloped countries, so if the US itself was to be occupied, it would have to be by some superdeveloped country which doesn`t exist. Sweden`s army is too small.

    And then of course there is:

    Ron Paul is a doctor who doesn`t believe in evolution. Nuff said.
    This. Enough said indeed.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:22 am
    C,mon. Texas would eat those Chinamen up like a barbecued beef brisket. They execute people in Texas just for fun. Everybody owns guns. Lots of guns. Don`t mess with Texas,China. YOU`LL BE SOOOOOORRY!
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    Webz Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Good thing Obama didn`t change his mind and is bringing the troops back.
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    Arcval Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
    His are the only political ads I see coming from america that aren`t just hurling abuse at some other candidate and/or social group.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:43 am

    First of all, the chinese wouldn`t last in texas because the mexicans would drive them out!

    Second, of course the conquered don`t like the conquerers. Tough turds to them. I doubt the japanese or germans liked the american presance after the war but that`s just too bad. We`ll be out of Iraq soon and they can go back to kiling each other for all I care.

    Third, Obama {of whom I am not a fan} always said he`d have Iraq troops home by end of 2011. He`s on schedule so what`s the problem?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Blooming heck. America has a sensible politician. He has the answers fo sho.

    The Chinese need to invade and bring about regime change.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 10:22 am
    I understand that this is about the Afghan war, but it just makes me scared of the Chinese
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 10:40 am
    This is EXACTLY what happens here in Israel.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Except,the president now seems strong willed on keeping that particular promise.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 11:11 am
    BINGO

    IT`S CALLED

    NON-INTERVENTIONISM!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Ron Paul is a doctor who doesn`t believe in evolution

    Relevance?
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
    I like the fact they had to hire some guy to sound scarier, because let`s face it, Paul is about as terrifying as an Ozian munchkin.

    Plus I swear, this guy is like a deer tick on the American subconscious, Paultards go away already, jeesh.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Plus I swear, this guy is like a deer tick on the American subconscious, Paultards go away already, jeesh.

    As opposed to the amoebas` we`ve been dealing with for the past 20 years?

    Conservitards and Libtards go away already, jeesh.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    KILL THE CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I Just gutted 3!!!! Join me my brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    Did you have to yell
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Fuuuuu, why does this guy have to have some great opinions, and then be almost totally ignorant of science?
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Oh and Zerox & Klamz I totally agree: WOLVERINES!!!!
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    boy most of you missed the point.
    the of this was: what of someome did to the USA, what the USA in doing now to others.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    October 22, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    "Imagine there`s no Heaven?" "It`s easy if ya try Dick." FTS!
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    October 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    dm2754~ Work on your sentence structure. You sound stupid.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    Imagine that Russian paratroopers for some reason decided to kill everyone in your high school, but one person from each social clique survived and banded together in the mountains to fight back.

    WOLVERINES!
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Fuuuuu, why does this guy have to have some great opinions, and then be almost totally ignorant of science?
    LOL - so true! He`s like a goddamn broken clock that`s right twice a day.
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    grahamm Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    i prefer john lennons version
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    Ron Paul is a doctor who doesn`t believe in evolution

    Relevance?
    In my infallible opinion, if you don`t believe in evolution, you`re a moron.

    ... and if you`re a moron, you shouldn`t be president of the United States. ... or the president of any country for that matter. ... or have any real power over anything.

    Does that clear things up?

    "But wait lazy, aren`t you being a bit harsh?" I hear you ask. Well no, not believing in facts is dangerous. Next thing you won`t be believing in calculus, or electromagnetism, or CPU overclocking because those things are heresy for some reason.
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    lastrogue Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    @cobrakiller

    you say Obama "seems strong willed on keeping that particular promise."

    Then why isn`t he bringing home ALL American troops!? whey the hell are we in Afghanistan?!?! If he is pulling troops out of Iraq why are they just gearing up to go into another country?

    The current president is not making good on any promise, he is simply shuffling the cards in the deck and playing the same game, as any politician will do.

    Ron Paul is not a Politician, he is a Statesman
    Statesman Definition:
    A male political leader regarded as a disinterested promoter of the public good

    Ron Paul cares or the public well being, and is willing to be open and honest with you. any other (of a different kind) politician I have seen out there just flat out lies.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    ron paul got my vote, lost it, and may have just gotten it again
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    Texas? Who the drat cares about Texas? It`s gonna be full of Mexicans eventually anyway.
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    356094 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 12:02 am
    the dumbest speech ever made. thank you.
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    supermeep Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 4:59 am
    Maybe if the "offended citizens" didnt fly planes into large international buildings then lare superpowers might not want or need to occupy their country... just a thought
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    EgalM Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2011 at 8:04 am
    I got a funny feeling that Americans would squash a military base in their own land ridiculously fast. Also, I thought you needed permission to setup a military base in another country outside of war. So this is lousy propaganda at best, well, as far as I`m concerned.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 8:47 am
    @LazyMe

    As opposed to George Bush?

    Who didn`t believe in evolution, and started a war under false pretenses?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 9:15 am
    As opposed to George Bush?
    I didn`t say `can`t`, I said `shouldn`t`.
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    ghettoelf Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 9:35 am
    RON PAUL 2012!!!!!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 9:48 am
    Well if they`re coming they better bring plenty of Sesame Chicken, I love that sh*t.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    @LazyMe

    While it`s unfortunate we have to put up with doubters like Paul at least he has sensible foreign and domestic policiese. At this very moment he is the type of man we need as President.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Paul is a Loon.

    Strip away all the convenient libertarian window dressing and you discover he`s no different than your average Xian Reconstruction extremist. (And before I hear any bellyaching, THAT is his record duly cataloged and annotated in the Library of Congress).

    And he always, always, attracts the most zealous, fanatical and conspiratorial elements to his cause. Without fail.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    October 23, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    Well, if we had attacked China and killed 3000 innocent civilians, we`d deserve to be occupied by them.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    COMMON SENSE 2012
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    topgun966 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    Umm, Obama is bringing all troops home from Iraq that the GOP sent there.
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    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    @OldOllie, the U.S had done so multiple times in the past. Vietnam is one popular example, but have you ever wonder why many S.American countries hate us with such passion?
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    joecorso37 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    @topgun966 Obama isn`t bringing them home. Iraq told them they are no longer welcome to stay.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    October 24, 2011 at 2:00 am
    when texas flies a plane into a large building, Ill get back to you on your questions

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