A Question For Siri

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Misc

Wtf...really Siri?
There are 30 comments:
Male 141
Is this site sponsored by Apple?
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Male 757
old, gay, and irrelivent
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Male 663
How odd. English Siri is male.
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Male 139
hope he isn`t a suspect to a murder. his murderous intentions are now in the cloud.
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Male 171
Nope. You want to dispose of it Snatch style. Get some sort of animal to eat it. Pigs, lobsters, crabs... not that I would know anything about that.
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Male 522
why do people keep abusing this technology for childish nonsense that isn`t even funny?
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Male 541
I am getting tired of people asking Siri that same question and posting it to youtube like they are the ones who came up with it.
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Male 688
Amateurs!

If you leave a body, you leave evidence.

Just compare how hard people look into finding a serial killer compared to how hard people look into finding a missing person when there is no sign anything wrong.

I`ll give you a tip if there are any serious psychopaths reading, don`t use a weapon, kill your target without puncturing the skin in any way.
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Male 5,811
cyberdyne- I`m not bashing it because it isn`t the one I prefer, I`m bashing it because it`s technology is behind another platform`s. If I had said "OMG you apple n00bz android iz way better!" that would have been a douchey fanboy statement. I`m merely shaking my head with a look of derision because their tech is behind Google`s. You`re making erroneous assumptions about my statement, which is douchey.
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Male 255
hm, metal foundries eh?
i work in a foundry, never thought of using my furnaces to dispose of bodies.....thanks Siri!
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Male 15,832
LOL!
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Male 4,793
What if you ask it `Does a set of all sets contain itself?` Paradoxs are supposed to be able to destroy computers, so i`m curious.
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Male 508
Bored...
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Female 408
HA! WHAT!
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Male 195
Not even your Mother will be this helpful!!!
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Male 4,902
@patchgrabber, bashing on another product just because it isn`t the one you prefer is indeed douchey.
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Male 7,586
Sure, it picks the obvious answers...
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Male 5,811
Well I don`t know about the "douchebag" part, but the rest of your statement is accurate. I`m a nerd and like technology, deal with it.
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Male 4,902
@patchgrabber, you just sound like a douchebag fanboy yourself
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Male 5,811
Aww, look at the apple fanboys gushing over their technology that has been on android for many months.
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Male 1,582
Siri doesn`t judge you.
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Female 295
I kind of want the 4S now...
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Male 4,902
Serial Killer?

There`s an app for that.
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Male 13
They should have called it Hal
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Male 3,310
There are way too many videos out there of this.
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Male 37,914

Good. I don`t need my phone judging me when I make more exotic porn search requests. I get enough judgement from the Tea party
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Male 142
"You can`t deny, it does its job without bias."

You say this, but you don`t know is that siri is enabling your gps feature and turning your camera on to send to the police.
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Male 158
You can`t deny, it does its job without bias.
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Female 8,044
Link: A Question For Siri [Rate Link] - Wtf...really Siri?
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