A Good TV Producer Always Lets The Camera Roll

Submitted by: 3MM@ 5 years ago in Funny

Turkey attack!
There are 46 comments:
Male 147
Just kick it on the nuts! Oh wait...
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Male 479
brilliant. just from the audio you would think a zombie was after her.
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Male 13
GOBBLES!!
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Female 408
I could only watch to a little more than a minute, because that`s how much it loaded. did the turkey hurt her or did it just follow her?
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Male 147
Just kick it on the nuts! Oh wait...
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Male 15,510
Sometimes I do wonder how come we havent extinct yet
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Male 550
lmao! Awwwww, he just wants a hug! :D
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Male 633
hahahahaha, omg, the whole bit in the car made me pee my pants XD
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Female 737
Turkeys are very curious, this one probably would have just pecked a little at the camera, its shiny. Having said that, turkeys can drat you up with their feet.
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Male 1,569
I bet for her the next thanksgiving dinner tastes better than ever before
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Male 219
Well, certainly a bunch of folks talkin poo that have no idea how nasty an aggressive turkey can be. An adult tom can tear the hell out of you, they can have 2 inch spurs and can rake faster than you can dodge it. Not an uncommon thing for ranchers that raise `em to get stitches on a regular basis.

That said, this turkey was NOT being aggressive. This tom was attentive. I have an old tom that will follow anyone around the yard, he`s just inquisitive...
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Male 1,364
pathetic.
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Male 311
mmmmmm....Thanksgiving dinner....
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Male 14,872
"Jeezuz, it`s a fcuking BIRD! Give a it kick if it pecks at you."

Heheh try that with a cassowary.
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Female 6,381
Jeezuz, it`s a fcuking BIRD! Give a it kick if it pecks at you. For all you know it just wants to be friends and follow you around!!
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Male 197
At about 1:50ish, I expected the turkey to pull a "Jurassic Park" T-Rex. Be like, BOOM! one eye staring in the window.
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Male 4,004
My guess is that is was following her because it saw a reflection in the camera.

My second guess is that this woman is stupid. Seriously, IT`S A TURKEY! I`m finding it difficult to think of animals harder to fend off. A Goose is vicious and relentless , a squirrel has good claws to hang onto trees, a crow has huge talons and a sharp beak... that turkey was inquisitive, not aggressive.
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Male 1,084
This no different from when we chase wild animals back into their homes and keep looking to see if its going to come out...
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Male 10,339
Just kick it! Damnit!

This is why women belong in the..... Never mind. ;)
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Male 2,344
RoboPatton, you win
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Female 1,803
Someone needs to add an awesome soundtrack to that footage STAT!
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Male 737
RoboPatton ftw
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Male 5,314
"oh my GOD!!! he`s disabling my car!!!"
"oh my GOD!!! he`s breaking my windows!!!"
"oh my GOD!!! he`s killing meee!!"

i was just waiting for that next
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Male 2,424
its a member of occupy thanksgiving
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Male 1
it`s velociraptor DNA is coming back
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Male 38,792

I detest stupid people like that. It`s a turkey! It`s harmless. It cannot possibly hurt you. I bet she`s afraid of daddy long legs too "Spider Spider"
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Female 1,589
Aww, it likes her! ^__^
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Male 17,512
Turkeyball hell, If an animal attacks you, no matter what it is, you have the right to defend yourself with deadly force. One shot and it`d been turkey dinner the next evening for me.
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Male 3,475
OldOllie knows.
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Male 3,475
I woulda wrung its neck. But I`m an old country boy.
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Male 341
I would of punted that turkey hardcore
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Female 64
odd behavior; maybe the animal was sick or something.
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Male 535
*punt* TURKEYBALL!!!!
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Male 1,216
What a big gaping wet vagina this woman is. drating kick it you subhuman.
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Male 25,416
THe story is that 2 turkeys have been attacking joggers in the morning.. thats why shes out there, Personally i would just eat em
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Male 15,832
1. Grab it by the neck.
2. Swing it around your head a few times.
3. Take it home and dress it.
4. Bake 3-4 hours at 350 deg., baste frequently.
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Male 118
Why did the Turkey cross the road? to be a Thug! Thuglife!
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Male 300
It people like that that call 911 to be rescued from a corn maze.
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Male 4,902
What a pussy, why would you run from a turkey? Just throw a can of cranberry sauce at it and you`re good to go.
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Female 167
what a pussy. It`s a turkey, just kick it.
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Male 1,083
CUJO! oh wait no, it`s a turkey.
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Female 2,674
It`s a turkey. You`re in a car. It`s standing in front of the car. If turning the car on doesn`t scare it away, run over it and problem solved.
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Female 4,225
I know...free dinner
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Male 2,579
That turkey feast just presented itself to her and she doesn`t even have the respect to kill it and take it home.
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Female 2,764
Dramatic
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Female 256
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