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Date: 10/15/11 11:15 AM

47 Responses to A Good TV Producer Always Lets The Camera Roll

  1. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Link: A Good TV Producer Always Lets The Camera Roll - Turkey attack!
  2. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Dramatic
  3. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:24 am
    That turkey feast just presented itself to her and she doesn`t even have the respect to kill it and take it home.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2011 at 11:26 am
    I know...free dinner
  5. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2011 at 11:27 am
    It`s a turkey. You`re in a car. It`s standing in front of the car. If turning the car on doesn`t scare it away, run over it and problem solved.
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:27 am
    CUJO! oh wait no, it`s a turkey.
  7. Profile photo of asiina
    asiina Female 18-29
    167 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:33 am
    what a pussy. It`s a turkey, just kick it.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:36 am
    What a pussy, why would you run from a turkey? Just throw a can of cranberry sauce at it and you`re good to go.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:50 am
    It people like that that call 911 to be rescued from a corn maze.
  10. Profile photo of Zerj
    Zerj Male 18-29
    118 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Why did the Turkey cross the road? to be a Thug! Thuglife!
  11. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    1. Grab it by the neck.
    2. Swing it around your head a few times.
    3. Take it home and dress it.
    4. Bake 3-4 hours at 350 deg., baste frequently.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    THe story is that 2 turkeys have been attacking joggers in the morning.. thats why shes out there, Personally i would just eat em
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    What a big gaping wet vagina this woman is. drating kick it you subhuman.
  14. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    *punt* TURKEYBALL!!!!
  15. Profile photo of MinPinRage
    MinPinRage Female 30-39
    64 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    odd behavior; maybe the animal was sick or something.
  16. Profile photo of Buzzard250
    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    I would of punted that turkey hardcore
  17. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    I woulda wrung its neck. But I`m an old country boy.
  18. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    OldOllie knows.
  19. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    @ardystic

    Oh my goodness, that was exactly what I was thinking haha! Evil turkey!

    ThanksKilling!
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    Turkeyball hell, If an animal attacks you, no matter what it is, you have the right to defend yourself with deadly force. One shot and it`d been turkey dinner the next evening for me.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    Aww, it likes her! ^__^
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 15, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    I detest stupid people like that. It`s a turkey! It`s harmless. It cannot possibly hurt you. I bet she`s afraid of daddy long legs too "Spider Spider"
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    dgmbes Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    it`s velociraptor DNA is coming back
  24. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    its a member of occupy thanksgiving
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    "oh my GOD!!! he`s disabling my car!!!"
    "oh my GOD!!! he`s breaking my windows!!!"
    "oh my GOD!!! he`s killing meee!!"

    i was just waiting for that next
  26. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    RoboPatton ftw
  27. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Someone needs to add an awesome soundtrack to that footage STAT!
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    RoboPatton, you win
  29. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Just kick it! Damnit!

    This is why women belong in the..... Never mind. ;)
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    uatme Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    This no different from when we chase wild animals back into their homes and keep looking to see if its going to come out...
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    My guess is that is was following her because it saw a reflection in the camera.

    My second guess is that this woman is stupid. Seriously, IT`S A TURKEY! I`m finding it difficult to think of animals harder to fend off. A Goose is vicious and relentless , a squirrel has good claws to hang onto trees, a crow has huge talons and a sharp beak... that turkey was inquisitive, not aggressive.
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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    At about 1:50ish, I expected the turkey to pull a "Jurassic Park" T-Rex. Be like, BOOM! one eye staring in the window.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    Jeezuz, it`s a fcuking BIRD! Give a it kick if it pecks at you. For all you know it just wants to be friends and follow you around!!
  34. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    "Jeezuz, it`s a fcuking BIRD! Give a it kick if it pecks at you."

    Heheh try that with a cassowary.
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 1:10 am
    mmmmmm....Thanksgiving dinner....
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 4:01 am
    pathetic.
  37. Profile photo of chance13
    chance13 Male 40-49
    219 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 4:22 am
    Well, certainly a bunch of folks talkin poo that have no idea how nasty an aggressive turkey can be. An adult tom can tear the hell out of you, they can have 2 inch spurs and can rake faster than you can dodge it. Not an uncommon thing for ranchers that raise `em to get stitches on a regular basis.

    That said, this turkey was NOT being aggressive. This tom was attentive. I have an old tom that will follow anyone around the yard, he`s just inquisitive...
  38. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 9:32 am
    I bet for her the next thanksgiving dinner tastes better than ever before
  39. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Turkeys are very curious, this one probably would have just pecked a little at the camera, its shiny. Having said that, turkeys can drat you up with their feet.
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    hahahahaha, omg, the whole bit in the car made me pee my pants XD
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    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    lmao! Awwwww, he just wants a hug! :D
  42. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Sometimes I do wonder how come we havent extinct yet
  43. Profile photo of Tekas
    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Just kick it on the nuts! Oh wait...
  44. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    I could only watch to a little more than a minute, because that`s how much it loaded. did the turkey hurt her or did it just follow her?
  45. Profile photo of gumbykiller
    gumbykiller Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 1:56 am
    GOBBLES!!
  46. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 5:57 am
    brilliant. just from the audio you would think a zombie was after her.
  47. Profile photo of Tekas
    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    Just kick it on the nuts! Oh wait...

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