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Date: 10/20/11 03:36 PM

55 Responses to 3-year-Old Tells OWS Protesters To Get A Job

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    Link: 3-year-Old Tells OWS Protesters To Get A Job - Advice to the Occupy Wall Street protesters from the younger generation.
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    i would if your parents weren`t so busy outsourcing our jobs to other countries. I kid I have a job but still it may be funny now but wait until your child starts in with other terms then dirty hippy and ticks the wrong person off.
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    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    why do i keep coming back here. this website is so stupid.
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    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Gerry always provides the best links. Bwuahaha!
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    yoda141 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Younger generation? that phrase comes directly from a 50 year old during the 60`s.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 20, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    I-A-B mods, nothing like giving the joke away in the Tag Line is there?
    You just HAD to tell them what the kid says!
    You couldn`t let the punchline fall at the end of the joke.

    I bet you guys are just a hoot at parties.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Listen to our children... sometimes they are smarter then we are
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    haha good luck on your first job dumdass
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    you know, it`s real easy to poke fun at the OWS protesters. But if you look at what their sister group "Occupy Lybia" accomplished today you know the sky`s the limit with these folks.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Murder?

    I accomplish that all the time.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
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    October 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    @Blanktom: so you are saying if NATO provides aircover for the OWS, they might succeed?????
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    "sometimes they are smarter then we are"
    And sometimes they parrot the things that they`ve heard their moron parents say.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 20, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    That was cute.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    October 20, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    @Viking864 I think they`ll succeed even without help from NATO
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    @ BlankTom - so you`re saying we should arm the OWS protesters.

    hmmmmm

    I`m good with that.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    @Gerry1of1 Knowledge is our weapon of choice. And oppresion is our target.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    It`s so cute when they have no idea what they are saying.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Awww, his parents are teaching him to hate and be bigoted... It`s adorable.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 20, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    CaptainPabst "It`s so cute when they have no idea what they are saying"
    Are you talking about the kid in the video or BlankToms coments?
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    Aww, .that`s so cute...kudos to the ignorant parents
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    hippiesrock7 Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    GOOD THING Y would you put your kids face up to that NOT SMART! people are nuts and uneducated no wonder we have so many jobless children
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    hippiesrock7 Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    NOT SMART
  23. Profile photo of M_Archer
    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    And how is this any worse than liberal parents indoctrinating their children?
  24. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    @hippiesrock7
    Shut up, you dirty hippy.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    That poor, poor child. He`s probably gonna be homeless. lol
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    And how is this any worse than liberal parents indoctrinating their children?
    How is it any better?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Great, stupid parents creating stupid children.
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 20, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    "And how is this any worse than liberal parents indoctrinating their children?"
    HA! If you agree with it you say the parents are teaching their kids values and educating them. When you don`t like it it`s "INDOCTRINATION"!!! OOOOOO!
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    He should get a job. His tiny frame would be perfect for a coal mine.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    October 20, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    You shouldn`t indoctrinate your kids into any belief system, even if that`s a tall order. Give them the facts, explain the different viewpoints, and when they`re old enough they can yell "Dirty hippies!" from their own car.
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    HA HA HA. I love it when kids disrespect people.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    One day when he`s unemployed and his home is at risk, somebody`ll remind him of this.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    "HA! If you agree with it you say the parents are teaching their kids values and educating them. When you don`t like it it`s "INDOCTRINATION"!!! OOOOOO!"

    That is spot on. It reminds me of the freakout conservatives had over the scary negro president talking to their children. And then the teacher who freaked out the most took his class to see Bush speak.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    This isn`t indoctrinate you fools. It`s having fun with your kid. If only more people would spend time with their children.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    carmium "You shouldn`t indoctrinate your kids into any belief system"
    Your license to reproduce is hereby revoked.
    That is one of the biggest pin-head statements I`ve seen here at IAB. And that`s saying something when you consider how many pin-head statements I`ve personally made here!

    We wouldn`t want to `indoctrinate` our kids to believe that steeling is wrong. And they should be free to explore bullying as a valid lifestyle, unhindered by a belief that it`s wrong to hurt people.

    Most of the rules be live by are governed by `belief` not fact or natural law.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 12:47 am
    "Don`t steal" - Value
    "Hate the people I hate" - Insufferable induction into ignorance.

    Yes, it is totally possible to differentiate between the two, and call one thing propaganda, and call the other information.

    If it was an OWS protester teaching her child to hate the bankers, with an uninformed jingoistic catchphrase, it`s the same thing.

    It is also possible to genuinely inform.

    I`ve always told kids I`ve raised what I think, and that it`s my opinion, and why. I`ve told them what the opposing side is, and why too, and if it`s so mindbogglingly stupid that their actions cannot be reasoned, then I`ll tell the kid to go ask them.

    Then again I get a perverse amount of joy watching the mindbogglingly stupid struggle to explain their ideas under a 5 year old`s scrutiny.
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 3:43 am
    Kids just repeat things they heard their parents say.. This just shows what their parents think.
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    675 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 5:18 am
    Kid`s right so nanana boo boo to you!
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 5:40 am
    "Most of the rules be live by are governed by `belief` not fact or natural law."

    Or simple Morals.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 8:06 am
    I`m sure it has been mentioned..... But you can get your toddlers to repeat any damn thing you want them to and they will gladly comply because you think its funny, and they like making people laugh.

    Not funny.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Steelgrid, aren`t `morals` just a belief?
    You believe something is moral, someone else may believe it is not.

    Or as Obiwan said, "You`re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." Reality {and Morality} is a choice.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    October 21, 2011 at 8:48 am

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    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 9:36 am
    @Gerry: ""HA! If you agree with it you say the parents are teaching their kids values and educating them. When you don`t like it it`s "INDOCTRINATION"!!! OOOOOO!"

    I never said one was better than the other. You`re putting words in my mouth and dropping contexts.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Archer, just commenting on your choice of words. In this case, you chose the word "indoctrination" which has a negative conotation. Technically, the definition is not bad, but the use in popular culture indicates wrong teaching or brain washing.

    Again, I just noted your choice of words.
    Interesting.
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Indoctrinated. Welcome to douchedom son.
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    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Gerry.... when will you stfu and climb back in ur hole?
    You say so much...yet never say a gawdamn thing. I see ur comments everywhere and NONE of them are funny or witty... I can just envision u as a 50+ yr old man in his mothers basement... bathing in his own body grease and Odor. Gross.
    And ur f*cking picture doesnt help either.
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    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Hahahahahah! WOW Looking at ur profile Gerry... which is filled with ur idiotic nonsense... U ARE 50+!!!! Jesus man! Get a Job!!! WTF is wrong with society that they had to have produced YOU! Jeezoh! WOOOOOW Im at loss of troll like words to say to you because you in urself already troll urself. XD 50 and discussing morals with kids on IAB. REALLY?! As a previous caption has stated:: Stop the world!! I wanna get off now.
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    Zymotical Male 18-29
    198 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    @Baalthazhaq Precisely, you teach them the issue and let them form their opinions not teach your opinions on the issues.

    and Mizzez2fresh I`m really just...at a loss of words at.....your! unprovoked....attack on Gerry;;....I know it....doesn`t!...hurt him having you throwing around "jeezoh"s...AND! ..."gawddamn"s ...It only makes you....seem uneducated and.....unable to have a civil discussion....in addition...to your grammar hahahahahahaha!?!... If you truly wish to leave this world because of Gerry posts on here then all the better for the world.

    The rest of you:
    indoctrination

    Teaching or inculcating a doctrine, principle, or ideology, **ESPECIALLY** one with a specific point of view

    Nowadays everyone expects the special specific point of view definition. It doesn`t explicitly imply only one point of view but does allude to the possibility. Simply screaming indoctrination at things does nothing.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    "Some people will work
    Some simply will not
    But they`ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain."

    Ya know what? Heres the whole song.
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    ruy-guy Male 18-29
    230 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    Hey son, say "get a job dirty hippies"
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    Mizzez2Fresh you obviously have absolutely no sense of humor. Gerry is hilarious.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    October 22, 2011 at 8:21 am

    @ Mizzez2Fresh - was it something I said?
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
    @Mizzez2Fresh

    Hahaha, Mizzez, you are so mad right now and I love how you`re broadcasting it to IAB.

    I hope you felt really good when you made your post, because you`ve just made a mockery of yourself, or- as you put it- "trolled yourself."

    You`ll come to realise that a majority of IAB finds Gerry`s posts insightful an humorous, and, frankly, IAB wouldn`t feel the same to me without him.

    Why don`t you go pick on someone your own age and caliber. I`ll give you a hint, you`re better off picking on little kids. Slack jaw.
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 8:50 am
    These OWS protestors are just a bunch of degenerates trying to be somebody. They just want to matter, and they don`t. They`re just a bunch of dirty hippies wanting attention.

    I understand that they`re distraught over the growing income disparity in the United States. However, the crisis we are in can`t be solved by the people on Wall Street. If they have some real prescriptions for what should be done, I would like to know what they are. All I`m hearing now is, "Wah wah wah, I`m so impoverished because I have no skills. Please feel sorry for me and tell me that I matter."

    My brothers neighbor went to OWS last week. She`s a pothead who can`t hold down a job because she won`t go to work. She says someday she`s going to be a doctor, but she has no education and it`s impossibe to hold an intelligent conversation with her. I doubt she`s far from the norm.
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 8:52 am
    drating awesome post Gerry. I`m gonna get my 3-year old nephew to heckle the OWS protestors too.

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