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Date: 09/01/11 02:07 PM

37 Responses to Your First Portrait [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Link: Your First Portrait - Looks just like you.
  2. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    Not really? It should be a picture of a sperm and egg uniting.
  3. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    That`s only 1/2 of the picture; to be accurate there should be an egg there as well.
  4. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Oh, I`m not the first one to notice that ... or comment... oops.
  5. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    287 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    It`s incomplete... half of my genome is missing
  6. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Fail.
  7. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    THIS IS SO LAME. SORT IT OUT IAB.
  8. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Hey Ronnie! Long time no see.
  9. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Inb4 repost
  10. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    Lame, and not accurate. Someone was sleeping during Biology class.
  11. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    what if, when you masturbated, instead of millions and millions of sperm cells being ejaculated, one giant thumb-sized slug of a sperm cell kinda wriggled out out of your penis, and flopped around on your lap?
  12. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Zombiemike I`d really like to have a beer and get blazed with you.
  13. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    We didn`t start off as sperm, we started off as eggs in one of our mothers ovaries! INACCURACY!
  14. Profile photo of TheBadger
    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    I still suck at Photoshop.
  15. Profile photo of WobxFobxdobx
    WobxFobxdobx Male 18-29
    54 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    "We didn`t start off as sperm, we started off as eggs in one of our mothers ovaries! INACCURACY!"

    Still inaccurate. We started off once the haploid egg and sperm cells fused to form a zygote.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36832 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    And here`s CrakrJaks first portrait.
    Cute little tyke.

  17. Profile photo of Raicuparta
    Raicuparta Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    And with this post, IAB was deleted from my bookmarks toolbar.
  18. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    This is a senseless posting.
  19. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    Well it is only a portrait of half of you.
  20. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Did I-A-B really post a picture of sperm?

    You guys used to actually be entertaining...
  21. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    clever just not something that`s really good
  22. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    yawn
  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    Caption doesn`t make sense. It`s not me until the egg is fertilized. I`m sure someone else already said that but I`m not reading all the comments...
  24. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    its Ronnie!!!
  25. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    Really?
  26. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 12:36 am
    " its Ronnie!!! "

    Now lets copy paste untill we get some more. I loved that series.
  27. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 12:39 am
    Stop wasting my time.
  28. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 2:37 am
    Ha I thought it was funny
  29. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 4:05 am
    Yes stop wasting coffeekonekos valuable time! I can only imagine all the important stuff she has going on as she sits at a computer on iab.
  30. Profile photo of Finker
    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 5:22 am
    Awww, he`s got his mother`s eyes - no wait, it is only half a portrait.
  31. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 5:28 am
    If this picture was an embryo instead of a sperm, then yeah. FAIL.
  32. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 6:12 am
    Yup, `tis Ronnie.

    :)
  33. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 6:51 am
    photoshop tutorials!!! whos seen them?? :D
  34. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Awwwww....it`s just a little squirt ;)
  35. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Please don`t download ronnie... dot com.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 3, 2011 at 1:40 am
    lolz
  37. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    September 3, 2011 at 2:24 am
    Actually, that`s just half of you. :)

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