You Go Girl: The Official Product Informational

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

The "Before You Go" Foaming Toilet Conditioner. Uh, is this a real product?
There are 31 comments:
Male 1,569
That`s what the postal dude always says when you cheat... "You go girl!"
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Male 2,860
Aimed at people with OCD much?
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Female 208
Or you could be smart like the Japanese and put your toilet in a different room from the sink and bath etc.
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Female 91
I would like to know what horrifyingly embarrassing bathroom incident made someone feel the need to create this product?
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Male 197
This is marketed towards girls? I hope they don`t need this as bad as I do. Toilets fear me.
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Female 1,589
My bathroom doesn`t smell. O__o Nor have I ever had this splashing problem.
And who cares if you touch a dirty lever? You wash your hands, don`t you?
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Male 707
i could think of so many times this would come in handy..
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Male 4,902
I shudder at the possibilities.
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Male 25,416
Science at its peak!
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Male 4
ahh good girl making my bathroom a nice place. WAY TO GO GIRL! YOU GO GIRL!
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Male 1,540
But just imaging what it will look like after taking a liquid #2. Brown foam. Brown foam everywhere.
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Male 1,540
That sounds kind of nice. My roomate gets awoken all night as I try to piss on the side of the toilet to not make much noise.
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Female 42
thats why i just put the lid down when i flush. keeps the germs from exploding 6 feet in every direction. no foam necessary.
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Male 1,646
This is one of those products that actually isn`t a bad idea.

But no one will buy it.
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Female 1,356
this is intended for solids, right?
and MrHoobToYou, considering this is real, I suggest you use some the next time you do have a BM.
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Female 1,095
wtf
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Male 405
I haven`t had a BM in 3 1/2 days.
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Male 101
Why is it marketed for girls only? Sometimes I pee very violently like a jet engine and it makes quite a splash. Girls just get it all over their butts.
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Male 208
BRILLIANT!!
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Male 229
why would girls put the seat up??
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Male 2,790
geez. get dirty and germy. it`ll only make your immune system stronger. if you have one left from all these kinds of stupid products
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Male 38,480

I feel much safer doing lip-stands on my toilet now.
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Male 84
Dampens sound? Because you don`t want people to think you`re actually using the bathroom for its designed purpose. "Jenna! OMG! Are you pissing in there?!" (through the door) "Nooo. I`m just doing some Coke..and taking a shower"
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Male 189
Great, my toilet now has rabies
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Male 240
McGovern it says it eliminates splash
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Male 3,619
yeah i`m more of an out-house kind a guy
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Male 10,440
Let`s assume it is a real product.

For starters, it has a horrible name, although that doesn`t matter so long as it`s useful.

And useful it probably isn`t since by the looks of that animation you have to put more in every time you flush.

So right off the bat it`s crap real or not, and I haven`t even gotten into if it works.
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Male 5,413
Germs GERMS!
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Male 14,332
But what if you go #2 and you get splash back will it bleach your butthole??????
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Male 20,159
Link: You Go Girl: The Official Product Informational [Rate Link] - The `Before You Go` Foaming Toilet Conditioner. Uh, is this a real product?
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