Why We Fap [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

The pie chart is always accurate. Always.
There are 44 comments:
Male 414
I fap because I fapped 2 seconds ago.
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Male 1,016
mmmmmm PIE!!!!!
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Female 437
Im sure that this is true for teenager`s?... both male and female.... I`ve been with my partner for like 8 yrs and i know as a fact we BOTH masterbate, not because we dont satisfy each other but because its a great feeling to satisfy ourselves...
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Male 147
Because I`m bored.
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Male 3,425
I think the first week of my life I spent living away from home, by myself, I didn`t really leave the flat.
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Male 2,121
They missed out, because I haven`t fapped yet today.
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Female 426
@ lostinkorea

Just because you`re married doesn`t verify that you don`t masturbate. I`m in a relationship and I still take `matters into my own hands` from time to time, it`s very healthy and feels good to explore myself.
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Female 9,557
But what if you`re horny when no one is home? But seriously, this is so true.
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Male 598
where does my bathroom break fap at work fit in? im not necessarily horny...
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Female 3,726
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:24:53 PM
@Lostinkorea Masturbation is so overrated. ..I mean. ..WHY? [next post]
@Sway, I don`t do it. ;-0
Seriously though, I don`t.

you my dear are a liar who got caught with her sticky fingers in the cookie jar...

i masturbate becuase i can, becuase it feels good, it relieves stress, headaches, reduces the risk of prostate cances drives away boredom helps me sleep, if only i could marry my right hand...
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No sweetie, I`m not. I am married and if I have to take matters into my own hands then my hubby is doing something wrong. I will re-state for the record, I do not masturbate.
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Male 15,178
They`ve missed out "because I`m bored".

i-am-fap.com
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Male 621
spot on
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Male 2,841
So much truth in this post it burns.
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Male 1,059
Lolz. Doesn`t matter if someone`s home. It`s if I`m in a room alone. ;-)
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Male 29
that seems about right
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Female 309
They`ve missed out "because I`m bored".
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Male 2,436
I live alone.
I`m a blue circle.
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Female 4,086
why climb everest? because its there.

why fap? because i spent a lot of money on porn and vibrators and i have a lot of time on my hands.
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Female 1,441
Basically.
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Male 10,855
This should be a venn diagram with overlapping circles
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Male 1,586
Don`t lie scottserious you still would`ve fapped.
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Female 32
I think this can be said of women as well...
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Male 3,842
This should be an overlapping Venn Diagram, like the MasterCard logo, since the two are frequently in conjunction with one another.
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Male 2,790
story of my life...
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Male 1,341
Home alone?! Like my wife gives a damn.
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Male 526
lostinkorea "... or to delay its arrival (often in men)."

That`s so true! When I first did it it took two minutes, and now it`s at least around two and a half!
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Male 5,314
omg!! if i had seen this a few moments ago, i wouldn`t have fapped.
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Male 25,417
Really? this needed to be put in pie form
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Male 1,071
Why does no one have to be home?
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Male 2,419
@Lostinkorea
Masturbation is so overrated...I mean...WHY?
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@Sway, I don`t do it. ;-0
Seriously though, I don`t.

you my dear are a liar who got caught with her sticky fingers in the cookie jar...

i masturbate becuase i can, becuase it feels good, it relieves stress, headaches, reduces the risk of prostate cances drives away boredom helps me sleep, if only i could marry my right hand...
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Female 3,726
Let`s delve a bit deeper in this one, shall we?

In addition to feeling good, masturbation is a good way of relieving the sexual tension that can build up over time, especially for people without partners or whose partners are not willing or available for sex. Masturbation also is a safe sexual alternative for people who wish to avoid pregnancy and the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases. It also is necessary when a man must give a semen sample for infertility testing or for sperm donation. When sexual dysfunction is present in an adult, masturbation may be prescribed by a sex therapist to allow a person to experience an orgasm (often in women) or to delay its arrival (often in men).

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Female 3,726
lol @ dey

@Sway, I don`t do it. ;-0

Seriously though, I don`t.

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Male 1,054
shouldn`t the red area be purple - indicating being both horny and no one is home?
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Male 302
@lostinkorea: Orgasms. That`s why. I didn`t think that needed to be spelled out.
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Female 3,696
lostinkorea

Why???? My Darling, I think Ur doin it wrong.
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Male 2,004
nah, i do it whether there are someone at home or not, it doesn`t really bother me
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Female 3,726
Masturbation is so overrated...I mean...WHY?
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Male 1,646
Too true.
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Male 6,737
Trudat.
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Male 39,538

Why I fap?

Because gosh darn it, FancyLad is just such a handsome guy he drives me to it.
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Male 195
So what`s wrong with the word masturbate?
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Male 117
I... no comment.
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Male 594
So, if I live alone ... I`m going to fap myself to death?
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Female 1,586
Link: Why We Fap [Pic] [Rate Link] - The pie chart is always accurate. Always.
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