Who Kills Who And How Often [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Misc

Deer: Making sharks look pretty good, huh?
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Male 49
Smoking pot?

ZERO.
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Male 1,284
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"There are just 67 deaths by sharks in the whole world. Often the shark may see a flash of white (a person`s leg or arm) and mistake it for a fish. Sometimes people in dark wet suits are mistaken for seals. Many sharks are simply curious like Dolphins, but since Dolphins are of no threat and love to play with humans, the shark is menacing looking and the blame has been laid by scientists on the movie JAWS.

Much of the blame for a frenzy of sharks coming closer into shores of beaches is blamed on `baiters` for tour boats. They throw out blood and entrails of fish to entice the sharks just so the folks on the tour boats can see a real live shark. One shouldn`t play with mother nature!!! Now surfers and other beach goers are blaming these shark tours for more sharks sticking closer to shores of beaches."



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Male 2,855
135 people are killed by made-up statistics each year, yes, even more than deers
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Female 437
"Are fat people falling on someone that often?"

OMFG.... I dont think i have ever laughed that hard before!!!! Thanx for making my night!
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Female 179
How many thousands of people spend time working or playing in the water? It`s disproportionate to say that there isn`t enough exposure to sharks because it isn`t taking into account every type of water activity tallied up together. Also, some people don`t have bathtubs, or use vending machines for example, and a certain percentage of those people would be in the water at least weekly, if not daily. Rant Rant Rant.
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Female 3,598
but... how many more incidences of human interaction with deer are there than with sharks? i mean, people use bathtubs everyday. there are tons of hunters in the u.s. those things only have larger numbers because a greater number of people have a close proximity to those things for longer periods of time. if you went swimming with sharks as often as you take a shower, what would the numbers be like then? (i know i took this too litterally but felt like ranting ;-) )
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Male 1,745
propagandi: lol good one
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Male 725
Are fat people falling on someone that often?
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Male 480
This is why I don`t go near vending machines....
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Male 358
Imagine how much damage an obese shark could do.
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Male 439
i`ve been hit by lightning before..it hurts.
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Female 914
still scared to death of sharks.
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Male 2,592
Yep.. giving hot dogs cut into large marble sized pieces to a toddler is pretty f-ing stupid.
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Male 792
Dammit! I want hippo week!
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Male 255
I`m down for some autoerotic asphyxiation while shopping for bathtubs on Black Friday. I like to live on the edge.
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Female 246
Falling out of bed kills people ONLY IN THE U.S!
That made me lol
Home of apple pie and embarrassment.
xD
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Male 741
adam, you`re much less likely than that to be killed by your own government IF YOU DON`T MURDER ANYBODY TO BEGIN WITH.
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Male 2,159
Not paying attention to what you eat like a sensible person is three times deadlier than lightning? Dayum...
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Male 2,486
This is pretty inaccurate lol.
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Male 1,569
what about cats?
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Male 2,860
Wait, ants?
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Male 262
The death penalty killed 46 people last year. You`re more likely to get killed by your own government than by jellyfish.
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Male 330
Your mom kills millions of sperm nightly.
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Male 688
This is actually how I got my SN.
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Male 10,339
Yeah, but the point is, Texting didn`t cause any deaths. Inattentiveness of the driver caused the deaths.
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Male 2,868
"if you`re going to say texting is a direct cause of death, then weed causes a whole of deaths over in Mexico...."

I love how people blame drugs for the deaths caused by the drug war. It`s prohibition, not the drugs, that bears the responsibility for the violence associated with drug trafficking.
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Male 328
WTF. I`ve seen this picture before and it ends with marijuana kills 0 annually. Who the drat posted this dumb version?
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Male 26
Well this tells me that Sharks really have to up their game if they don`t want to lose out to Discovery Channels Deer Week.

Also, that feller in the motorchair must really get about if he`s batting 30,000.
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Male 2,605
[quote]and marijuana never killed anyone![/quote] directly...

if you`re going to say texting is a direct cause of death, then weed causes a whole of deaths over in Mexico....
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Male 15,510
Sources please
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Male 59
and marijuana never killed anyone!
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Male 1,448
I`d think being a lard*ss would kill more people/
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Male 141
Those sharks in Egypt must have just been trying to fill the quota then...
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Male 1,051
While sharks are the most harmless to humans of predatory animals, especially since we have to go out of our habitat in order to encounter one. This list cannot seriously be taken as fact.
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Male 441
It`s missing "Marijuana kills 0 people annually"
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Male 2,521
"lol, thought this was one of those stupid pot things"

It probably started out to be just that. But then the auther got too stoned and forgot what the point was.
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Male 2,521
"This is proof you can`t believe everything you read on the internet."

Agreed
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Male 10,339
300 people died from Tornadoes in Alabama alone in 1 month.

Sorry.
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Male 1,920
"Baby hippos are so goddamned cute. How can they be more dangerous than, say, volcanoes? "

"For the same reason that lion and bear cubs are cute, but give them a few seasons and all 3 of these species grow massive teeth, put on huge muscle mass, and are fiercely territorial...."

Not only that, but people instinctively run from Bears and Lions, but for some reason they will walk right up to a Hippo like it`s the family dog.
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Male 1,064
this looks like it was researched and made in less than five minutes >_>
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Male 977
Yeah... the reason I hate concretion of statistics is that there are just far too many standard deviations from the mean.
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Male 2,700
"Baby hippos are so goddamned cute. How can they be more dangerous than, say, volcanoes? "

For the same reason that lion and bear cubs are cute, but give them a few seasons and all 3 of these species grow massive teeth, put on huge muscle mass, and are fiercely territorial....

Add all that together and you make an Anaconda Sequel.
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Male 7,378
This is proof you can`t believe everything you read on the internet.
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Male 2,605
lol, thought this was one of those stupid pot things
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Male 1,429
i-a-b kills 1 person dai
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Male 4,902
**have been
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Male 4,902
Sharks are so vilified for so long it`s absolute bullsh*t
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Male 907
You realizethat every one of those figures was just made up.
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Male 978
weed kills 0 people annually. that should have been the final pic
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Male 2,436
Vending machines don`t kill people... stupidity does.
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Male 6,737
Way to go Bambi!
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Male 38,502

Death is the #1 killer in this country.
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Male 526
I think it`d be more informative to show percentages that are killed. For instance what percentage of people that swim in oceans have been killed by sharks, what percentage of people that encountered a hippo in their lifetime were killed by a hippo, etc.
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Male 835
Baby hippos are so goddamned cute. How can they be more dangerous than, say, volcanoes?
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Male 3,842
Sharks don`t kill because they don`t like the taste of humans. They take a bite, chomp your arm off, and then spit you out because they thought you were a delicious sea lion, not a smelly human. So you are alive but you only have one arm. Most people who are bitten by sharks survive but are maimed. Just ask Bethany Hamilton.
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Female 3,696
...I`m going to die!! ;___;
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Male 442
What with the population skyrocketing, I think we need more things to take people out! Rock on Darwin!
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Male 1,011
TKD has never seen ant invasions :P
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Male 249
Wending machines?
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Male 2,790
we really need to get rid of this black friday madness. it`s incredibly stupid.
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Male 25,416
And sharks are the ones that look scary....
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Male 67
@TKD: I`m pretty sure I`d be more afraid of a plane crash personally....
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Male 2,586
Clowns: kill half the population annually in their dreams!!!

...or is that just me...
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Male 4,793
Yes, but which is the scariest? Sharks by far.
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Male 1,620
Link: Who Kills Who And How Often [Pic] [Rate Link] - Deer: Making sharks look pretty good, huh?
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