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Date: 09/21/11 02:17 PM

65 Responses to Who Kills Who And How Often [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Link: Who Kills Who And How Often - Deer: Making sharks look pretty good, huh?
  2. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Yes, but which is the scariest? Sharks by far.
  3. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    Clowns: kill half the population annually in their dreams!!!

    ...or is that just me...
  4. Profile photo of DrRCCola
    DrRCCola Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    @TKD: I`m pretty sure I`d be more afraid of a plane crash personally....
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    And sharks are the ones that look scary....
  6. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    we really need to get rid of this black friday madness. it`s incredibly stupid.
  7. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Wending machines?
  8. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    TKD has never seen ant invasions :P
  9. Profile photo of Shelworth
    Shelworth Male 50-59
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    September 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    What with the population skyrocketing, I think we need more things to take people out! Rock on Darwin!
  10. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    ...I`m going to die!! ;___;
  11. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    Sharks don`t kill because they don`t like the taste of humans. They take a bite, chomp your arm off, and then spit you out because they thought you were a delicious sea lion, not a smelly human. So you are alive but you only have one arm. Most people who are bitten by sharks survive but are maimed. Just ask Bethany Hamilton.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Baby hippos are so goddamned cute. How can they be more dangerous than, say, volcanoes?
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    krisley Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    I think it`d be more informative to show percentages that are killed. For instance what percentage of people that swim in oceans have been killed by sharks, what percentage of people that encountered a hippo in their lifetime were killed by a hippo, etc.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Death is the #1 killer in this country.
  15. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    Way to go Bambi!
  16. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Vending machines don`t kill people... stupidity does.
  17. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    weed kills 0 people annually. that should have been the final pic
  18. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    You realizethat every one of those figures was just made up.
  19. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Sharks are so vilified for so long it`s absolute bullsh*t
  20. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    **have been
  21. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    i-a-b kills 1 person dai
  22. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    lol, thought this was one of those stupid pot things
  23. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    September 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    This is proof you can`t believe everything you read on the internet.
  24. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    "Baby hippos are so goddamned cute. How can they be more dangerous than, say, volcanoes? "

    For the same reason that lion and bear cubs are cute, but give them a few seasons and all 3 of these species grow massive teeth, put on huge muscle mass, and are fiercely territorial....

    Add all that together and you make an Anaconda Sequel.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Yeah... the reason I hate concretion of statistics is that there are just far too many standard deviations from the mean.
  26. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    September 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    this looks like it was researched and made in less than five minutes >_>
  27. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    "Baby hippos are so goddamned cute. How can they be more dangerous than, say, volcanoes? "

    "For the same reason that lion and bear cubs are cute, but give them a few seasons and all 3 of these species grow massive teeth, put on huge muscle mass, and are fiercely territorial...."

    Not only that, but people instinctively run from Bears and Lions, but for some reason they will walk right up to a Hippo like it`s the family dog.
  28. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    300 people died from Tornadoes in Alabama alone in 1 month.

    Sorry.
  29. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    "This is proof you can`t believe everything you read on the internet."

    Agreed
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    "lol, thought this was one of those stupid pot things"

    It probably started out to be just that. But then the auther got too stoned and forgot what the point was.
  31. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    It`s missing "Marijuana kills 0 people annually"
  32. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    While sharks are the most harmless to humans of predatory animals, especially since we have to go out of our habitat in order to encounter one. This list cannot seriously be taken as fact.
  33. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Those sharks in Egypt must have just been trying to fill the quota then...
  34. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
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    September 21, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    I`d think being a lard*ss would kill more people/
  35. Profile photo of Phestizio
    Phestizio Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    and marijuana never killed anyone!
  36. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    Sources please
  37. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    and marijuana never killed anyone! directly...

    if you`re going to say texting is a direct cause of death, then weed causes a whole of deaths over in Mexico....
  38. Profile photo of Midarc
    Midarc Male 30-39
    26 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Well this tells me that Sharks really have to up their game if they don`t want to lose out to Discovery Channels Deer Week.

    Also, that feller in the motorchair must really get about if he`s batting 30,000.
  39. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    WTF. I`ve seen this picture before and it ends with marijuana kills 0 annually. Who the drat posted this dumb version?
  40. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    "if you`re going to say texting is a direct cause of death, then weed causes a whole of deaths over in Mexico...."

    I love how people blame drugs for the deaths caused by the drug war. It`s prohibition, not the drugs, that bears the responsibility for the violence associated with drug trafficking.
  41. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    Yeah, but the point is, Texting didn`t cause any deaths. Inattentiveness of the driver caused the deaths.
  42. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    This is actually how I got my SN.
  43. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    Your mom kills millions of sperm nightly.
  44. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 12:16 am
    The death penalty killed 46 people last year. You`re more likely to get killed by your own government than by jellyfish.
  45. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 12:59 am
    Wait, ants?
  46. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:12 am
    what about cats?
  47. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2011 at 3:19 am
    This is pretty inaccurate lol.
  48. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2011 at 4:40 am
    Not paying attention to what you eat like a sensible person is three times deadlier than lightning? Dayum...
  49. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 5:00 am
    adam, you`re much less likely than that to be killed by your own government IF YOU DON`T MURDER ANYBODY TO BEGIN WITH.
  50. Profile photo of Mizzez2Fresh
    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 7:12 am
    Falling out of bed kills people ONLY IN THE U.S!
    That made me lol
    Home of apple pie and embarrassment.
    xD
  51. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 7:24 am
    I`m down for some autoerotic asphyxiation while shopping for bathtubs on Black Friday. I like to live on the edge.
  52. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 7:49 am
    Dammit! I want hippo week!
  53. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    September 22, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Yep.. giving hot dogs cut into large marble sized pieces to a toddler is pretty f-ing stupid.
  54. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 10:23 am
    still scared to death of sharks.
  55. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 10:44 am
    i`ve been hit by lightning before..it hurts.
  56. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Imagine how much damage an obese shark could do.
  57. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    This is why I don`t go near vending machines....
  58. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Are fat people falling on someone that often?
  59. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    propagandi: lol good one
  60. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    but... how many more incidences of human interaction with deer are there than with sharks? i mean, people use bathtubs everyday. there are tons of hunters in the u.s. those things only have larger numbers because a greater number of people have a close proximity to those things for longer periods of time. if you went swimming with sharks as often as you take a shower, what would the numbers be like then? (i know i took this too litterally but felt like ranting ;-) )
  61. Profile photo of Demstar_Aus
    Demstar_Aus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    How many thousands of people spend time working or playing in the water? It`s disproportionate to say that there isn`t enough exposure to sharks because it isn`t taking into account every type of water activity tallied up together. Also, some people don`t have bathtubs, or use vending machines for example, and a certain percentage of those people would be in the water at least weekly, if not daily. Rant Rant Rant.
  62. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 3:03 am
    "Are fat people falling on someone that often?"

    OMFG.... I dont think i have ever laughed that hard before!!!! Thanx for making my night!
  63. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 9:36 am
    135 people are killed by made-up statistics each year, yes, even more than deers
  64. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
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    September 25, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    Quotes:
    "There are just 67 deaths by sharks in the whole world. Often the shark may see a flash of white (a person`s leg or arm) and mistake it for a fish. Sometimes people in dark wet suits are mistaken for seals. Many sharks are simply curious like Dolphins, but since Dolphins are of no threat and love to play with humans, the shark is menacing looking and the blame has been laid by scientists on the movie JAWS.

    Much of the blame for a frenzy of sharks coming closer into shores of beaches is blamed on `baiters` for tour boats. They throw out blood and entrails of fish to entice the sharks just so the folks on the tour boats can see a real live shark. One shouldn`t play with mother nature!!! Now surfers and other beach goers are blaming these shark tours for more sharks sticking closer to shores of beaches."



  65. Profile photo of vestax
    vestax Male 40-49
    49 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Smoking pot?

    ZERO.

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