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Date: 09/21/11 11:46 AM

46 Responses to Wal-mart Warm-Up: Employees Getting Ready

  1. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Link: Wal-mart Warm-Up: Employees Getting Ready - As if working at Walmart wasn`t soul-sucking enough...
  2. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 11:58 am
    I can only dream of being a Wal-Mart associate.
  3. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    _That_ Man Knows how to make Lemonade..
  4. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Thats nothing. Look at some of the team building exercises that other companies send their employees on.
  5. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Brain washing at its finest - Best Buy and Target also do this. Its call indoctrination.
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    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    My day is infinitely better now.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    When did they have time to do this? Isn`t Wal-mart open 24/7?
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    @Apexs Daaaa Fuuukkk....? are you retarded? lol
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Years ago when I worked Home Depot, we had to do this crap at the meetings. Required to shout out the home Depot cheer. Keep in mind, the meeting is held after we closed from midnight - 1 a.m. and NO ONE was feelin cheerful.
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    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Apeza is right, Revolutioniz is retarted.
    Burn all Wall-marts to the ground
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    fascism
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    ...

    If I worked there, it would probably convince me it is time to pull a gun out and splatter my brains all over that singing crowd.
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    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    I thought they kept the retards at the main entrance as the greeters
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    asianaaronx Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    white people got rhythm....
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Do they have the rights to copy that song
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    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    308 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    wow... that is soul sucking... how horrid... I`ve got a "decent" job in an aerospace company and watching that even makes ME want to kill myself...
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    If I was one of those people, I would have stopped the dancing retard in the middle, smacked him in the face, told him "F*ck you" and left. I thought my job sucked but this is just demeaning.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    Wow... i thought the walmart i worked at was bad. if i worked there i would have shot myself in the face.
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    don`t you just know he was thinking
    "oh boy i can`t wait to get home and tell my mom how super inspiring and creative i was today"
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    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    I love how approx three people are doing something that resembles moving their feet...& the rest are all standing round contemplating how they can kill him...
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    wonderful singing voice
  22. Profile photo of tinaha
    tinaha Female 18-29
    72 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    I`ve worked the morning shift and the overnight shift at walmart and we`ve never had to do this. the managers here agree that this is pretty ridiculous and time wasting.
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    Guy leaning against counter.... "Not a single F(_)ck was given that day"
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    This makes me feel physically sick. So glad I don`t work for a company like that.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Really?
  26. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    If you ever see me in that semi-circle you have permission to kill me.
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    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    Ooohhh mmyyy god. That was hard to watch. D: I feel so bad for those unlucky employees that probably don`t really want to work there but had no choice or something. Lmao. >_>
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    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    I had hope the guy that walked behind him at about 0:07 was gonna smack him from behind with the giant board. I was very disappointed. And why is the video a mirror image of the original? All the words and numbers are backwards.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    Glad to see that at least some of these poor saps don`t buy into this sh*t.
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    AkunekoRai Female 18-29
    42 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    This actually looks kind of fun it`s better then just having your managers scowl at you when you walk in the door.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    Lmao no wonder they are so messed up
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    drat wallmart, getting their hopes and dreams up for nothing
  33. Profile photo of Devy234
    Devy234 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 12:08 am
    brain wash much?
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 12:14 am


    We are walmart,
  35. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 5:30 am
    this happens every day at the warehouse my brother-in-law works at. they have a cheer -- gimme a W!, etc. -- and managers are positioned to observe whether or not you participate with a smile or a scowl. and god help you if you`re not sufficiently excited to be working there.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:43 am
    For what this company pays this sort of thing should be illegal.
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    massivekiduk Male 30-39
    50 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:47 am
    I think he needs to pull his jeans up. I can still see his neck.
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 10:40 am
    This is how it would go on my very first day if I had to work at Walmart.
    After witnessing that I would walk straight to the sporting goods section,remove the largest calibre shotgun/rifle I could find (some stores carry firearms), load it and in front of the managers and the entire store blow my freakin head off. If no fire arms were available I would then have to stab myself repeatedly with the largest hunting knife I could find.
  39. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    And people wonder why I think Walmart is a cult...
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    omg, I just fell in love with my job.
  41. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 5:32 am
    I`m at a loss for words really, this is just sad.
  42. Profile photo of Tobiyaki
    Tobiyaki Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    xD We have to do this too.. Thank god I`m a cashier and get to dodge it.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Finally I understand why workers in America shoot their coworkers then themselves.
  44. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:29 am
    i`m happy to say that i have never shopped at wallmart in my life and probably never will
  45. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 6:17 am
    Sad, sad, sad. I`d rather shoot myself in the head than willingly be part of such a `bonding moment` at work.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:30 am
    you pay me a fair wage I`ll do anything you want . . . lots of people work there so it can`t be all that bad

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