Wal-mart Warm-Up: Employees Getting Ready

Submitted by: username3415 6 years ago in Funny

As if working at Walmart wasn"t soul-sucking enough...
There are 45 comments:
Male 766
you pay me a fair wage I`ll do anything you want . . . lots of people work there so it can`t be all that bad
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Female 2,415
Sad, sad, sad. I`d rather shoot myself in the head than willingly be part of such a `bonding moment` at work.
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Male 500
i`m happy to say that i have never shopped at wallmart in my life and probably never will
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Male 878
Finally I understand why workers in America shoot their coworkers then themselves.
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Female 2
xD We have to do this too.. Thank god I`m a cashier and get to dodge it.
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Male 2,591
I`m at a loss for words really, this is just sad.
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Male 1,745
omg, I just fell in love with my job.
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Female 394
And people wonder why I think Walmart is a cult...
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Male 554
This is how it would go on my very first day if I had to work at Walmart.
After witnessing that I would walk straight to the sporting goods section,remove the largest calibre shotgun/rifle I could find (some stores carry firearms), load it and in front of the managers and the entire store blow my freakin head off. If no fire arms were available I would then have to stab myself repeatedly with the largest hunting knife I could find.
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Male 50
I think he needs to pull his jeans up. I can still see his neck.
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Male 14,331
For what this company pays this sort of thing should be illegal.
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Female 4,084
this happens every day at the warehouse my brother-in-law works at. they have a cheer -- gimme a W!, etc. -- and managers are positioned to observe whether or not you participate with a smile or a scowl. and god help you if you`re not sufficiently excited to be working there.
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Male 4,902


We are walmart,
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Female 2
brain wash much?
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Male 2,384
drat wallmart, getting their hopes and dreams up for nothing
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Male 15,510
Lmao no wonder they are so messed up
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Female 42
This actually looks kind of fun it`s better then just having your managers scowl at you when you walk in the door.
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Female 6,381
Glad to see that at least some of these poor saps don`t buy into this sh*t.
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Male 315
I had hope the guy that walked behind him at about 0:07 was gonna smack him from behind with the giant board. I was very disappointed. And why is the video a mirror image of the original? All the words and numbers are backwards.
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Male 1,059
Ooohhh mmyyy god. That was hard to watch. D: I feel so bad for those unlucky employees that probably don`t really want to work there but had no choice or something. Lmao. >_>
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Male 7,378
If you ever see me in that semi-circle you have permission to kill me.
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Male 2,737
Really?
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Male 1,231
This makes me feel physically sick. So glad I don`t work for a company like that.
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Male 341
Guy leaning against counter.... "Not a single F(_)ck was given that day"
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Female 72
I`ve worked the morning shift and the overnight shift at walmart and we`ve never had to do this. the managers here agree that this is pretty ridiculous and time wasting.
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Male 2,790
wonderful singing voice
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Female 512
I love how approx three people are doing something that resembles moving their feet...& the rest are all standing round contemplating how they can kill him...
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Male 707
don`t you just know he was thinking
"oh boy i can`t wait to get home and tell my mom how super inspiring and creative i was today"
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Male 1,832
Wow... i thought the walmart i worked at was bad. if i worked there i would have shot myself in the face.
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Male 1,312
If I was one of those people, I would have stopped the dancing retard in the middle, smacked him in the face, told him "F*ck you" and left. I thought my job sucked but this is just demeaning.
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Male 308
wow... that is soul sucking... how horrid... I`ve got a "decent" job in an aerospace company and watching that even makes ME want to kill myself...
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Male 25,416
Do they have the rights to copy that song
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Male 14
white people got rhythm....
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Male 208
I thought they kept the retards at the main entrance as the greeters
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Male 1,646
...

If I worked there, it would probably convince me it is time to pull a gun out and splatter my brains all over that singing crowd.
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Male 758
Apeza is right, Revolutioniz is retarted.
Burn all Wall-marts to the ground
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Male 39,904

Years ago when I worked Home Depot, we had to do this crap at the meetings. Required to shout out the home Depot cheer. Keep in mind, the meeting is held after we closed from midnight - 1 a.m. and NO ONE was feelin cheerful.
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Male 910
@Apexs Daaaa Fuuukkk....? are you retarded? lol
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Female 2,674
When did they have time to do this? Isn`t Wal-mart open 24/7?
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Male 117
My day is infinitely better now.
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Male 355
Brain washing at its finest - Best Buy and Target also do this. Its call indoctrination.
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Male 3,285
Thats nothing. Look at some of the team building exercises that other companies send their employees on.
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Male 2,419
_That_ Man Knows how to make Lemonade..
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Male 405
I can only dream of being a Wal-Mart associate.
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Male 362
Link: Wal-mart Warm-Up: Employees Getting Ready [Rate Link] - As if working at Walmart wasn`t soul-sucking enough...
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