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Date: 09/30/11 08:36 AM

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  1. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 8:37 am
    Link: There`s Truth In Bumper Stickers - Ah, I get it now... the church, heh.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Broken link is broken
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    Aints Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 8:50 am
    What are fondlers? Grow... Them?...
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 8:52 am
    ze link is ze broked.
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    NobleBeast Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Link works fine for me. As for aints, absence makes the heart grow fonder. fondling is a synonym for grope or molest, I suppose. Basically its a clever way of referring to the amount of church figures who molest children, linking it to the way they took a vow of abstinence. (not having sex) That`s what i got out of it anyway.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:14 am

    pmarren`s car

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3150 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:21 am
    The church of today isn`t the problem. Way back when, the Pope decided that he didn`t want to pay out a pension for widowers and orphans of dead priests; after all, church is a business, one that was huge then. But then said Pope built concubines in Vatican City to appease his own lust.

    But back on topic, I`ve always thought that if they repealed the celibacy rules of the church, there would be far less molestation.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:29 am

    pedophiles are pedophiles regardless of marital status. If it was a matter of him being horney they`d get hookers. Even if normal sex was available to them, they`d still prey on kids.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:35 am
    haha
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    747 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:57 am
    But then said Pope built concubines in Vatican City to appease his own lust.

    Wow, that must have been some Pope. Were the concubines green with bolts in their necks? Or were they androids made with alien technology?
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 10:28 am
    "Don`t pray in our schools and we won`t think in your church."

    and

    "Atheism cures religious terrorism."

    My bumper stickers.

    8-) LJ
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    Profworm Male 30-39
    379 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 10:38 am
    I`ve always thought maybe the `cause and effect` that people connect here is backwards. The church doesn`t make people sickos, but it certainly does attract them. All they have to do is memorize most of one book, lie while taking some vows and be able to talk in a soothing voice, and large numbers of people are going to trust you with their kids without question.

    Repealing celibacy rules won`t do a whit of difference against someone who went into the church with the intent of creating opportunities to molest children.

    I did chuckle a little at the sticker, though.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 10:44 am

    My bumper sticker...

    Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the
    end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Bumper stickers are for annoying non-nice individuals who seem to think that bragging about their kids and pets is more important than learning how to actually drive.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:19 am

    @ BenTheBug - that`s actually very clever.
    You should make that in to a bumper sticker.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:47 am
    "Atheism cures religious terrorism."

    Atheism is a prejudice, like racism and homophobia and sexism, as both your bumper stickers demonstrate.

    What, by the way, cured the terrorism of the Stasi?
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:50 am
    "Even if normal sex was available to them, they`d still prey on kids."

    Yep.

    Most pedophiles self-identify as heterosexual, and the greatest risk of sexual molestation for kids is from their own parents. It is extremely common for pedophiles to molest their own children exclusively.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Gerry1of1: that`s actually very clever.
    You should make that in to a bumper sticker.

    I`d make millions off of hipsters trying to be ironic.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    ""Atheism cures religious terrorism."

    Atheism is a prejudice, like racism and homophobia and sexism, as both your bumper stickers demonstrate.

    What, by the way, cured the terrorism of the Stasi?
    "

    Not believing in something is NOT prejudice. You know what happens when you tell a bunch of atheists to go kill some people in the name of god? Nothing, kinda like what happened when gays were let into the military and were also allowed to marry....NOTHING HAPPENED...

    So yes, atheism is the cure to religious terrorism.
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Steelgrid: Not believing in something is NOT prejudice.

    Thanks for telling me that since I don`t believe in gay marriage, that it`s NOT a prejudice. I also don`t believe atheists should be posting stupid trolls on IAB either.
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Aww look at religious nut Crakr getting upset over something he knows is true. Facts just dont sit well with you people.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Revolutioniz: Get back under your bridge, or I`ll get out the anti-troll spray.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    lol
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    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    I always thought CrackrJack was a troll. Now I know that he`s just another religious nut. Meh, no big difference.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Cute little bumper sticker
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    heheh, clever.
  27. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    "Not believing in something is NOT prejudice. "

    It is, when what you refuse to believe is the personal testimony of most of humanity about their experiences. It is when you blame war on religion, as if only religious people engage in war, or religion were the cause or only reason for war.

    Atheism is a prejudice, and the denials of atheists are as meaningful as the denials of homophobes and racists.

    Guess you did not look up the Stasi.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    "Facts just dont sit well with you people."

    This statement is an example of prejudice, and it validates the assertion of fact: atheism is a prejudice.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    LOL, thats pretty witty
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    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    214 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    "It is, when what you refuse to believe is the personal testimony of most of humanity about their experiences. It is when you blame war on religion, as if only religious people engage in war, or religion were the cause or only reason for war.

    Atheism is a prejudice, and the denials of atheists are as meaningful as the denials of homophobes and racists. "

    Refusing to believe someones testimony is not prejudice.

    9/11, the war with Terrorists, is based on the Muslim religion (the terrorists do it for religious reasons). Palestine vs Israel is entirely based on religion.

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    poonoodle Male 30-39
    40 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    "It is, when what you refuse to believe is the personal testimony of most of humanity about their experiences."

    Most of humanity has not believed in whatever religion you believe in.

    "Atheism is a prejudice, and the denials of atheists are as meaningful as the denials of homophobes and racists. "

    You should check out the definition of the word prejudice. It doesn`t really apply here and the word is not as inherently evil as you seem to think it is.

    "I don`t believe in gay marriage, that it`s NOT a prejudice."

    True, it is not prejudice. But is also odd because you can actually go see a gay marriage happen is some states.

    And the idea that all atheist think that all wars come from religion is a stereotype..I am offended. =)
  32. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    @Heureux

    Nice attempt at deflection by twisting the point, but I wasn`t talking about terrorism in general. My bumper sticker talks specifically about -RELIGIOUS- terrorism; and yes, atheism is the ultimate cure for that.

    I am not prejudiced against Christians.
    Prejudice - - noun:
    1. an unfavorable opinion or feeling formed beforehand or without knowledge, thought, or reason.
    2. any preconceived opinion or feeling, either favorable or unfavorable.

    My opinion of Christians, and all religious folks, is not uneducated, preconceived or arbitrary. I grew up in the church and, eventually, grew out of it.

    We rationalists (atheists) simply ask for proof of your assertions. Disregarding personal experiences and anecdotal "evidence" does not equal prejudice. Get over your persecution complex, already. If you can`t empirically prove your claims then those claims deserve no respect or validation.

    Deal with it.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 12:18 am
    "Thanks for telling me that since I don`t believe in gay marriage, that it`s NOT a prejudice."

    Crakrjak, you know for something you don`t believe in you sure do spend an awful lot of time thinking about it. If there is something gay on IAB you are sure to be all over it with a wide stance.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    markust: I actually try to avoid commenting on several liberal topics here, but then somebody mentions my nick or says something monumentally stupid and then feel I have to rebut their BS.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    That`s good to hear Crakrjak. I`ve been working hard to do the same thing. We both slip up but I`ve noticed a difference in both our behaviors - for the better. Being partisan is so negative. Case in point my last comment; it was such a dickish loaded statement. I`m just going to go ahead and apologize for that one.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    "Thanks for telling me that since I don`t believe in gay marriage, that it`s NOT a prejudice."

    It`s not a prejudice, it`s like not believing in hats. Both clearly exist.

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