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Submitted by: LoofahBoy 5 years ago Weird


Gordon Ramsay"s Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies In Badger Den?
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Male 37,888

@ robosnitz - Badgers are problematic. Their extensive tunnels undermine the foundations of buildings causing brick wall to fall away from the rest of the structure. Since you can`t really catch one in his warren, you have to gas him. Not to mention hunting pet kitties and small dogs.

Think of it as a really big tunneling rat.
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Male 2,737
Planned Badger-Gassing program? What the hell are you brits up to over there?
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Male 2,859
I wanna see the rest of the page.
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Male 4,902
@hagane, you`re not a very experienced googler are you?
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Male 2,416
See thats the problem with all those bloody hippy vegan safe mummy earth animal right activists... it`s all so "good" isnt it.. saving the badgers from the gas.. hiding in a den.,.such a hero look at the size of my balls... what did you have for dinner carpetmuncher? hmm wel? _Beans_ you D*ck! he f*cked himself and the badgers!
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Male 2,416
he was a member of the stop badgering the badger society. On a covert op. to sabotage the gassing of the badgers. R.I.P you li`l F**ker!
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Male 37,888

hagane [quote]"Too late, I Googled it, and all I got were links to this story article!" [/quote]
Did you turn off your parental monitoring? lol
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Female 247
Firstly I thought Ramsey had been keeping a dwarf porn star in a badger den... bet he`s peeved about that title, and secondly who commits suicide by badger? Ouch! Jump off a building for Pete`s sake, there`s better ways of doing it!
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Male 967
"This led me to do a search for dwarf porn.
I only tell you this to warn you away.
Don`t do it! I seriously think I damaged my optic nerve."

Too late, I Googled it, and all I got were links to this story article!
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Male 14,773
Who`d want to watch a dwarf Gordon Ramsay banging?
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Male 1,444
Oh like that has never happened to anybody on here.....
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Female 209
who doesn`t love Bridget the Midget
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Female 407
Shenanigans! He was murdered! No one would order a diamond encrusted soda fountain and then commit suicide!
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Male 37,888

This led me to do a search for dwarf porn.
I only tell you this to warn you away.
Don`t do it! I seriously think I damaged my optic nerve.
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Male 7,123
Sunday Sport.

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Male 1,231
diamond encrusted soda stream ftw!
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Male 749
Wow, for a minute there I thought Gordon was WAY more kinky than expected. Sex with dwarfs, ok, but sex with dwarfs AND badgers? You`d have to be in the advanced class to even attempt that.

But seriously, I bet Gordon is rightfully pissed about having his name associated with this odd incident.
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Female 857
Right too weird, so I`m gonna be shallow...

`diamond-encrusted Soda Stream, want one!`
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Male 25,416
Well... that is random!
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Male 12,138
That`s a really f*cked up story...

Oystah, a Soda Stream is a jobby for making carbonated drinks at home.
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Male 1,312
Ok ok, wait.... That`s not nearly enough infomation about what actually happened. And suicide? Was he killed by badgers or did he suffocate? Seriously WTF happened?
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Male 594
"Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report."

LOL
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Male 50
was said badger the REAL gordon ramsay? i could swear he talks, acts, and swears like one...
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Male 1,229
I geuss he won`t get cookin anymore.
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Male 7,378
I feel bad for Gordon Ramsey. It`s crap he has his name tied to this with his picture 4times the size of the guy the article is about. It`s insulting on its face if not libelous.
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Female 4,039
What the F is a soda stream?
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Male 6,737
Ahh the Sunday Sport... quality publishing as usual.
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Male 5,314
wut
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Male 3,301
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