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Date: 09/15/11 12:55 PM

29 Responses to The Single Most WTF News Article Ever Written [Pic

  1. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    wut
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Ahh the Sunday Sport... quality publishing as usual.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    What the F is a soda stream?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    I feel bad for Gordon Ramsey. It`s crap he has his name tied to this with his picture 4times the size of the guy the article is about. It`s insulting on its face if not libelous.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    799 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    I geuss he won`t get cookin anymore.
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    lancelot Male 30-39
    50 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    was said badger the REAL gordon ramsay? i could swear he talks, acts, and swears like one...
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    "Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report."

    LOL
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Ok ok, wait.... That`s not nearly enough infomation about what actually happened. And suicide? Was he killed by badgers or did he suffocate? Seriously WTF happened?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    That`s a really f*cked up story...

    Oystah, a Soda Stream is a jobby for making carbonated drinks at home.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Well... that is random!
  11. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Right too weird, so I`m gonna be shallow...

    `diamond-encrusted Soda Stream, want one!`
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Wow, for a minute there I thought Gordon was WAY more kinky than expected. Sex with dwarfs, ok, but sex with dwarfs AND badgers? You`d have to be in the advanced class to even attempt that.

    But seriously, I bet Gordon is rightfully pissed about having his name associated with this odd incident.
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    diamond encrusted soda stream ftw!
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6961 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Sunday Sport.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    This led me to do a search for dwarf porn.
    I only tell you this to warn you away.
    Don`t do it! I seriously think I damaged my optic nerve.
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    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    Shenanigans! He was murdered! No one would order a diamond encrusted soda fountain and then commit suicide!
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    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    who doesn`t love Bridget the Midget
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Oh like that has never happened to anybody on here.....
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    Who`d want to watch a dwarf Gordon Ramsay banging?
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    "This led me to do a search for dwarf porn.
    I only tell you this to warn you away.
    Don`t do it! I seriously think I damaged my optic nerve."

    Too late, I Googled it, and all I got were links to this story article!
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    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    Firstly I thought Ramsey had been keeping a dwarf porn star in a badger den... bet he`s peeved about that title, and secondly who commits suicide by badger? Ouch! Jump off a building for Pete`s sake, there`s better ways of doing it!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 12:16 am

    hagane "Too late, I Googled it, and all I got were links to this story article!"
    Did you turn off your parental monitoring? lol
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 2:05 am
    he was a member of the stop badgering the badger society. On a covert op. to sabotage the gassing of the badgers. R.I.P you li`l F**ker!
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 2:06 am
    See thats the problem with all those bloody hippy vegan safe mummy earth animal right activists... it`s all so "good" isnt it.. saving the badgers from the gas.. hiding in a den.,.such a hero look at the size of my balls... what did you have for dinner carpetmuncher? hmm wel? _Beans_ you D*ck! he f*cked himself and the badgers!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 3:49 am
    @hagane, you`re not a very experienced googler are you?
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 6:38 am
    I wanna see the rest of the page.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Planned Badger-Gassing program? What the hell are you brits up to over there?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 8:21 am

    @ robosnitz - Badgers are problematic. Their extensive tunnels undermine the foundations of buildings causing brick wall to fall away from the rest of the structure. Since you can`t really catch one in his warren, you have to gas him. Not to mention hunting pet kitties and small dogs.

    Think of it as a really big tunneling rat.

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