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Date: 09/19/11 11:21 AM

33 Responses to The One Flaw Of A Hands-Free Public Bathroom [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Link: The One Flaw Of A Hands-Free Public Bathroom - We can put a man on the moon, but we can`t perfect the hands-free public bathroom? We fail as people.
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:28 am
    If you washed your hands that wouldn`t be a problem.
  3. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:30 am
    Just grab the handle and open the door p*ssy
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Why go through all that trouble when the guy before you didn`t bother to wash his hands?
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:36 am
    the door doesn`t have to be hands free since expectantly the only things that should be touching that door is clean hands
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:42 am
    You argument is now invalid.
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    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:46 am
    I just use my sleeve for that part.
  8. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:47 am
    @darkmagic14n - right. But there is a disturbing amount of people who don`t wash their hands.

    protip: if there`s a garbage can near the door, open the door with the paper towel you used to dry your hands (or if you air-dried, some of the paper towel they usually have around), and then toss it in the trash on your way through the door.

    Home free, and no penis-vagina-butthole-STD germs on your hands.
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    grindinblade Male 18-29
    234 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Why can`t the door the other way? That way you push and don`t need to use your hand.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:53 am
    I never understood hands free soap dispensers. Sure you touch a dirty dispenser, but you wash your hands after that anyways.
    It`s why I think this product is a rip-off.
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    mnmmnm2 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:58 am
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    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    -> don`t build in a lock that snaps in when you close the door.
    -> screa a metal plate at the bottom.
    -> open door with feet
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Pheeshy5 obviouslydoes not wash his hands, he also makes a habit of grabbing other ppls junk...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    lolz.... just what i think!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    I hate toilet door handles. :/
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    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Anyone else even notice the bathroom door ALWAYS swings the wrong way? If you reverse the hinges so it is push out and pull to get in the problem is solved.
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    pakema Male 30-39
    8 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    My favorite public bathroom horror:
    Two rooms (basins/toilets) with a connecting door which opens to the inside, so you can`t avoid touching the handle, fully aware that several other guys were forced to touch it before you without having any chance to wash their hands (were they so inclined).
    Yes, this idiotic design is quite common, at least over here, and sometimes that handle actually feels wet...
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    IABuser33 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    And now tada
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    Squidbush Male 40-49
    797 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    When I`m in a public bathroom and see someone use a urinal then just walk out, I want to vomit. (On them)
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    that why i just pee in the sink
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    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Squidbush-Why do you feel like that? Didn`t your daddy teach you not to pee on your hands.I guess not,such a shame
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    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Just go grab some toilet paper and use it to open the door, and then drop it on the floor before you exit. After this company gets tired of picking up all of the wads of tissue off the floor, maybe they`ll decide to switch to a door that can be kicked open without the use of a handle.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Urinal is not hands free... unzip-hold-shake-rezip. I demand this action to no longer be necessary for urinals too!
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    Hands-free, shmands-free.

    I don`t mind flushing after I piss, the sensor should only do it in case somebody forgets.

    I LOVE when the water trickles out of the tap with no pressure whatsoever and then randomly stops.

    I don`t understand why a soap dispenser needs to be hands-free, the person using it is clearly about to wash his hands. (I realize that the people using it before you have probably put some of their dick germs on the soap push-lever, but still)

    I haven`t used an air-blower in years. If I`m in a restaurant, I ask the waitress for a bunch of napkins (or grab them out of a dispenser), if I`m in a store, I use my pants, that`s what they are there for.

    This germophobia that has arisen in the past 20 years is pathetic. I have no problem eating something I dropped on the floor, as long as it`s not covered in dirt or hairs or whatever, it`s good to go.

    I haven`t even had a cold in 2 or 3 years.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    And come to think of it, the last time I was sick, was when I got swine flu from a friend back in October 2009. I got it from hanging out with my friend who said he had a cold (when H1N1 was at its most contageous, it was at it`s weakest symptoms, so he was unaware). I was sick for 48 hours, bed-ridden for 24 hours. I still had my annual Halloween party, and I got 7 or 8 people sick.

    And I hadn`t been sick in a couple years before that either.

    Don`t get the flu shot, I swear, I have an immune system made of steel. I got the flu shot because I lived with someone who was at high risk of complications should they get it, so I did it to be nice, and I was sick for 2 months straight, and very susceptible to feeling sick for 6+ months. I`m glad I recovered from that bullcrap of a "vaccine".
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    we need some halo doors
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Or we could stop being pussies and just live with the fact that germs are one pretty much everything, and that the best way to strengthen your immune system is to get sick every now and then and move on.
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    Demstar_Aus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    What`s the problem? If everyone washed their hands using all the hands free stuff then the door handle should be nice and clean? Oh right...
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    Why are public restrooms like this ? People are wastful (paper towels esp.) and messy (use toilet/urinal and not bother to flush), therefore, to cut costs and keep the place cleaner, automate all the things !!
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    how about an automatic door?
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 6:53 am
    Now I just need a had free zipper and a hand free penis.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 6:54 am

    Agreed, we`ve managed to not die while using manky bars of soap for years, why suddenly the issue?
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 10:53 am
    I just love to kill the environment AND keep my hands clean

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