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Date: 09/14/11 02:09 PM

52 Responses to The Greatest Piece Of Art Ever Painted [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Link: The Greatest Piece Of Art Ever Painted - Over the top, Jesus!
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    My money`s on the red dude.
  3. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    Why do some Americans try to suit Jesus to their own personal attitude?
    All accounts available to them points to a peaceful and passive Jesus of Nazareth, yet they portray him as their mighty leader.
  4. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    (read in movie trailer voice):

    Brothers in Arms! Together, They Shall Rule the World! One Ring, One Brotherhood, One Terrible Beard Dye Job!
  5. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    @kairobert: he was also most assuredly darker-skinned, and, his beard probably wasn`t nearly as poorly-dyed. One of those things, I guess.
  6. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    how much and where?
  7. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Looks like a larger part of the picture was given to Cheesus. That`s hardly fair.
  8. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    haha, feel like that should be at the local swap meet, right above the TuPac & Biggie memorial posters
  9. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Reminds me of the Longcat vs tacgnol pic
  10. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    "Looks like a larger part of the picture was given to Cheesus. That`s hardly fair."

    That represents that he`s winning...
  11. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    I hope Jebus can sew....cause` Satan is RIPPPPPPED!
  12. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    looks cool!!
  13. Profile photo of Justahuman
    Justahuman Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    Jesus wins,FLAWLESS VICTORY
  14. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    That`s not painted, that`s shopped, and i`ve seen quite a few shops in my time.
    Anyways, looks like the jeesus is gonna jew the satan off
  15. Profile photo of NobodyAkagi
    NobodyAkagi Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    That is a roughly 5 year old computer background printed out to look awesome. this is not the original you fools
  16. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Why does Jesus look like a rich and educated english man, and not the uneducated, poor and ugly middle eastern guy that he was?
  17. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    When you consider how little Jesus is liked on this site, it really is pretty cool.
  18. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Hmmm...the whole thing looks a whole lot less silly when painted this this. Maybe I should convert from my Atheism ways and become a Christian again...

    }-)
  19. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    I`d love to give that to someone as a first communion gift instead of the money they`re expecting.
  20. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm


    ^^Jesus^^
  21. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    FSM beats them both.
  22. Profile photo of Justahuman
    Justahuman Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    @tedgp-Jesus uneducated?Actually as a child Jesus spoke to many of the teachers of the land and impressed them with his ways of thinking.Poor? who needs money when you have the riches of heaven? Ugly? No one really knows what he looked like,all we have is the veil that he was covered with after his death.Middle eastern? Correct sir!!
  23. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Here`s some girls going at it. Ouch.
  24. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    That`s Christianity in a nutshell. To be a more `advanced` Christian, just start writing names on either side of the painting! (I kid. sorta` well, not really. I thought it was funny.)

    @patchouly I thought I was the only athiest here...
  25. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Chuck Norris would kick both of their asses without raising his arm.
  26. Profile photo of nostrathomas
    nostrathomas Male 18-29
    99 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    one of em`s gonna fart.
  27. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    This was my background for a LONG time.
  28. Profile photo of AvaAdore83
    AvaAdore83 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Why is jesus always white and girly looking in pictures? fail
  29. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    OVER THE TOP JESUS! OVER THE TOP!
  30. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    @AvaAdore83
    "Why is jesus always white and girly looking in pictures? fail"

    I don`t know what kind of girls live in your area, but the ones that I`ve seen so far don`t have a full grown beard
  31. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    You ever seen JC with a large, stocky build? He is, so far as I know, always portrayed in a waifish, thin, and non-threatening way. It`s hard to feel empathy and peace from a brute, no matter his beliefs.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    thats a good pic, complete with death stare
  33. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    Jesus lost this arm wrestling match. and being a winney, temper-tantrum throwing, deity, he flooded the earth again.
  34. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    Ruffiana, that actually made me LOL
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    I look around and I think the devil is winning that one
  36. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    Wasn`t Lucifer the Most Beautiful of Angels?
  37. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    jesus looks like a young rick springfield. (for you young ones out there, ask your parents.)
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:06 am
    tedgp: Jesus was not uneducated at all. According to the bible Jesus was debating rabbis in the Jerusalem temple at a very young age and was able to answer complicated, sometimes even `trick`, questions with elegant parables and thought provoking answers.

    As for the rest, how he`s drawn/painted, that`s the artistic license of the painter.
  39. Profile photo of mylife42
    mylife42 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:04 am
    WANT!!! Where can I get it???
  40. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    321 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:26 am
    I`m an atheist, but that`s awesome.
  41. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 3:06 am
    Oh that look`s pretty awesome :)
  42. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:53 am
    Surely any truly omnipotent deity would instantly win an arm wrestle. And yet the struggle goes on. Hmmm...
  43. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 7:29 am
    Loser has to suck the winners weenie.
  44. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:11 am
    Is it me or does jesus look like a really young James Hetfield?
  45. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:02 am
    WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?!
  46. Profile photo of HIPCAT
    HIPCAT Male 18-29
    126 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:10 am
    So want that painting!
  47. Profile photo of Justahuman
    Justahuman Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    "Surely any truly omnipotent deity would instantly win an arm wrestle. And yet the struggle goes on. Hmmm..."

    He is simply humoring Satan,Do you know who Jesus`s father is? Yea the guy who made Satan.
  48. Profile photo of thebuck9
    thebuck9 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    "He is simply humoring Satan,Do you know who Jesus`s father is? Yea the guy who made Satan."

    Jesus and Satan are bros? I think it all might make more sense now...

    nope.
  49. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Yay, Swiss Jesus!
  50. Profile photo of SuperN00B
    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Pure. Epic.
  51. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    This isn`t a painting, it`s old as hell; I had this on my desktop background like two years ago.

    computer generated
  52. Profile photo of Justahuman
    Justahuman Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    "Jesus and Satan are bros? I think it all might make more sense now..."

    Jesus god in human form,Satan is an angel that is BIG difference my friend.

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