The Greatest Piece Of Art Ever Painted [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Misc

Over the top, Jesus!
There are 52 comments:
Male 109
"Jesus and Satan are bros? I think it all might make more sense now..."

Jesus god in human form,Satan is an angel that is BIG difference my friend.
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Male 1,646
This isn`t a painting, it`s old as hell; I had this on my desktop background like two years ago.

computer generated
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Male 270
Pure. Epic.
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Female 857
Yay, Swiss Jesus!
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Male 11
"He is simply humoring Satan,Do you know who Jesus`s father is? Yea the guy who made Satan."

Jesus and Satan are bros? I think it all might make more sense now...

nope.
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Male 109
"Surely any truly omnipotent deity would instantly win an arm wrestle. And yet the struggle goes on. Hmmm..."

He is simply humoring Satan,Do you know who Jesus`s father is? Yea the guy who made Satan.
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Male 126
So want that painting!
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Male 1,383
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?!
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Male 1,832
Is it me or does jesus look like a really young James Hetfield?
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Male 4,594
Loser has to suck the winners weenie.
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Male 4,290
Surely any truly omnipotent deity would instantly win an arm wrestle. And yet the struggle goes on. Hmmm...
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Male 2,690
Oh that look`s pretty awesome :)
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Male 319
I`m an atheist, but that`s awesome.
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Male 14
WANT!!! Where can I get it???
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Male 17,512
tedgp: Jesus was not uneducated at all. According to the bible Jesus was debating rabbis in the Jerusalem temple at a very young age and was able to answer complicated, sometimes even `trick`, questions with elegant parables and thought provoking answers.

As for the rest, how he`s drawn/painted, that`s the artistic license of the painter.
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Female 4,086
jesus looks like a young rick springfield. (for you young ones out there, ask your parents.)
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Male 3,431
Wasn`t Lucifer the Most Beautiful of Angels?
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Male 15,510
I look around and I think the devil is winning that one
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Male 342
Ruffiana, that actually made me LOL
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Male 911
Jesus lost this arm wrestling match. and being a winney, temper-tantrum throwing, deity, he flooded the earth again.
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Male 25,416
thats a good pic, complete with death stare
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Male 283
You ever seen JC with a large, stocky build? He is, so far as I know, always portrayed in a waifish, thin, and non-threatening way. It`s hard to feel empathy and peace from a brute, no matter his beliefs.
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Male 761
@AvaAdore83
"Why is jesus always white and girly looking in pictures? fail"

I don`t know what kind of girls live in your area, but the ones that I`ve seen so far don`t have a full grown beard
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Male 506
OVER THE TOP JESUS! OVER THE TOP!
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Female 11
Why is jesus always white and girly looking in pictures? fail
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Male 343
This was my background for a LONG time.
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Male 99
one of em`s gonna fart.
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Male 11,740
Chuck Norris would kick both of their asses without raising his arm.
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Male 283
That`s Christianity in a nutshell. To be a more `advanced` Christian, just start writing names on either side of the painting! (I kid. sorta` well, not really. I thought it was funny.)

@patchouly I thought I was the only athiest here...
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Male 109
@tedgp-Jesus uneducated?Actually as a child Jesus spoke to many of the teachers of the land and impressed them with his ways of thinking.Poor? who needs money when you have the riches of heaven? Ugly? No one really knows what he looked like,all we have is the veil that he was covered with after his death.Middle eastern? Correct sir!!
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Male 2,440
FSM beats them both.
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Male 4,902


^^Jesus^^
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Female 4,039
I`d love to give that to someone as a first communion gift instead of the money they`re expecting.
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Male 4,746
Hmmm...the whole thing looks a whole lot less silly when painted this this. Maybe I should convert from my Atheism ways and become a Christian again...

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Male 2,085
When you consider how little Jesus is liked on this site, it really is pretty cool.
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Male 3,285
Why does Jesus look like a rich and educated english man, and not the uneducated, poor and ugly middle eastern guy that he was?
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Male 41
That is a roughly 5 year old computer background printed out to look awesome. this is not the original you fools
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Male 249
That`s not painted, that`s shopped, and i`ve seen quite a few shops in my time.
Anyways, looks like the jeesus is gonna jew the satan off
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Male 109
Jesus wins,FLAWLESS VICTORY
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Male 1,197
looks cool!!
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Male 411
I hope Jebus can sew....cause` Satan is RIPPPPPPED!
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Male 642
"Looks like a larger part of the picture was given to Cheesus. That`s hardly fair."

That represents that he`s winning...
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Male 985
Reminds me of the Longcat vs tacgnol pic
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Male 2,513
haha, feel like that should be at the local swap meet, right above the TuPac & Biggie memorial posters
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Male 10,440
Looks like a larger part of the picture was given to Cheesus. That`s hardly fair.
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Male 620
how much and where?
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Male 4,431
@kairobert: he was also most assuredly darker-skinned, and, his beard probably wasn`t nearly as poorly-dyed. One of those things, I guess.
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Male 4,431
(read in movie trailer voice):

Brothers in Arms! Together, They Shall Rule the World! One Ring, One Brotherhood, One Terrible Beard Dye Job!
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Male 1,623
Why do some Americans try to suit Jesus to their own personal attitude?
All accounts available to them points to a peaceful and passive Jesus of Nazareth, yet they portray him as their mighty leader.
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Male 6,737
My money`s on the red dude.
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Female 596
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