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Date: 09/28/11 04:56 PM

37 Responses to The Early Days Of Fapping [Pic]

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    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    Link: The Early Days Of Fapping - Necessity was obviously the mother of invention.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    put the back of the chair against the door
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    What? There`s another way to do it?
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    cyborgmonkey Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    lean a chair against the door, and have at it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Fap with a friend.


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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    LMAO is that Hitler???
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    so hilarious to me for some reason
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    DrProfessor, just to cover all options, you can also use a compound bow or large sword. But that requires greater agility as those weapons take two hands to operate, so, you know, a pistol is clearly the preferred method. A pistol with a silencer is even better. :-)
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    The lock was invented before the gun. So... this does not compute.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    xCYBERDYNEx: "LMAO is that Hitler???"

    Wh--..

    He d---

    ...Whaaa?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    And this is the story of The first porn movie
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    WTF Diego Maradona has to do with Al Bundy
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    andfrank03 Male 18-29
    68 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    I think it`s the mustache that makes this great
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3283 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    Why not just sit in front of the door?
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    So that`s where the Pringles guy got his tagline...
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    DigiFix82 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    So i see the bottle of lube was invented before the lock.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    Don`t you think the lock was invented 100s of years before the revolver? And pump hand cream? And boxes of tissue? I mean, this is kinda dumb.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    Carmium, satire isn`t meant to be understood by rigid over-analysts with no sense of humor, or imagination. It`s funny to think about for a second. No more, no less and certainly not meant to be taken seriously.
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    kellz123 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Wait there`s locks on doors? *puts away gun*
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    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    PinkRhoid, I don`t think this fits the definition of `satire.`
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    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    "Don`t you think the lock was invented 100s of years before the revolver? And pump hand cream? And boxes of tissue? I mean, this is kinda dumb."

    This coming from an individual who can`t grasp a simple joke...
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    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    half the fun is the risk of getting caught.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    carmium Female, 50-59, Canada 541 Posts Wednesday, September 28, 2011 7:56:08 PM
    Don`t you think the lock was invented 100s of years before the revolver? And pump hand cream? And boxes of tissue? I mean, this is kinda dumb.
    _______________________

    And so are you sweetheart. Here, have a seat.
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    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:20 am
    pfft...

    1) Wait till everyone`s asleep.
    2) Ctrl+Shift+P
    3) ?????
    4) PROFIT!!!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:21 am
    lol
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:38 am
    addler - I do hope the word `grasp` was used intentionally there.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:44 am
    Well... thats why in those days people usually didnt live past 30
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:26 am
    This is dumb, pump action hand lotion bottles, tissue paper boxes and firearms but we didn`t invent the lock yet? ok you got me on that one.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 4:42 am
    I weep for people that have no sense of humor. This is hilarious.
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    fdnsaf8das9 Male 40-49
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    September 29, 2011 at 6:45 am
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    hfres Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2011 at 6:50 am

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    WobxFobxdobx Male 18-29
    54 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 8:53 am
    I Lol`d

    In all seriousness, though, the lock was invented before the doorknob. Hence the term, "bar the door"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 10:27 am

    I`m laughing at the people who did a breakdown of the historical and technical accuracy of this cartoon.

    what a bunch of buzz-kills
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    Ishima Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Lol, this is hilarious.
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    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Hmm, why not flip the chair and set against the door...
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    lol
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    only takes 30 seconds, no need for extremes
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