The Detroit Free-Press Has Given Up [Pic]

Submitted by: Bunny_Killer 5 years ago in Funny

Detroit"s most popular newspaper has given up. That or they"re going in a more "gangsta" direction.
There are 26 comments:
Female 8
Idoicracy. poo sucks!
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Female 150
"None of you would last a day in the D."

That`s cute. Detroit is nowhere near as bad as people seem to think. Sure, there are rough areas, but every big city has that.

"That paper sucks.. I know because I live about 10 blocks from Detroit. It`s so much nicer on this side... Nicer and significantly more white."

Whiter doesn`t mean nicer... Have you ever been to Redford or Westland? Hicks and trailertrash suck pretty bad.
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Male 18
But how bout them Lions? Detroit has been pleading with the football gods for a season like this since the beginning of time.
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Male 886
I was at a truck stop in Detroit, and as I am eating my breakfast, I can`t help but notice this very very large black man eating a giant stack of pancakes with whipped cream, strawberries, and other fruit on it.

What made me take notice though, wasn`t his size, wasn`t his order...it was one of the many license plates hanging on the wall...right over his head.

It read H8T NGGRS.

How wrong is that? It made me laugh, but in a guilty white man kind of way.
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Male 25,416
word....
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Female 584
@Justin9235: Not all of the "nicer" areas of Detroit are mostly white.
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Male 5,617
"None of you would last a day in the D."
Having lived in Detroit for more than 30 years:
A) Siddown you Nancy. I`ve known people that have been screwed up. Not one of them was innocent of screwing someone over. It`s rare.
B) Having lived other places, Detroit is undeserved of your sensationalism. It has to be the least exciting place on the planet.
Dennis Archer would seem to agree.
"I tried so, f*ck this town! I quit!!!"
C) What IS true: It has some of the least friendly populous and the most people like Justin9235, no matter where they originate.
It`s like somewhere, there`s a person evaluating @ssholes, sending jerks to Detroit and it`s suburbs for not being able smile and say "hello."
Refer to "The Kentucky Fried Movie."
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Male 2,085
None of you would last a day in the D.

Judging from the amount of murders in Detroit, even the residents have a rough time lasting a day. Being known for drugs, theft, and murder is nothing to be proud of.
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Male 1,582
@bigkkm
Challenge accepted. Mission accomplished.
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Male 1,582
That paper sucks.. I know because I live about 10 blocks from Detroit. It`s so much nicer on this side... Nicer and significantly more white.
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Male 17,512
The real word, behind the wrinkle, is `shift`.

As accidental at the wrinkle was, it was probably more true than the real headline.
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Male 6,737
haha
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Male 2,513
Are you kidding me Gerry, Walter Cronkite...

would roll one up and laugh at that shizz
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Male 228
Wait... Detroit still exists? It`s still a place? People still live in that dung hole?
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Male 98
@madest BTW-The Lions` foe (Vikings) should have been panicking-they gave up a 20 point halftime lead and lost.
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Male 98
None of you would last a day in the D.
But it`s hard to argue that the Freep didn`t give up with only three-day Home delivery.
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Male 999
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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Male 38,499

I`m glad Walter Cronkite is dead so he doesn`t have to see this.
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Male 15,510
New York time is next
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Male 934
I really do hope that if I end up in a coma and wake up in 20 years, all newspapers are this ballsy.
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Male 7,611
I kind of wish it were true, but the paper actually says "shift".
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Male 7,378
lol @ Lions Next Foe Not Panicking.
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Male 2,085
Very unfortunate, yet humorous placement of a fold.
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Male 3,894
Represent.
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Male 208
That`s real classy editing right there
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Male 82
Link: The Detroit Free-Press Has Given Up [Pic] [Rate Link] - Detroit`s most popular newspaper has given up. That or they`re going in a more `gangsta` direction.
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