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Date: 09/27/11 02:24 PM

26 Responses to The Detroit Free-Press Has Given Up [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Bunny_Killer
    Bunny_Killer Male 13-17
    82 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    Link: The Detroit Free-Press Has Given Up - Detroit`s most popular newspaper has given up. That or they`re going in a more `gangsta` direction.
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    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    That`s real classy editing right there
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Represent.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Very unfortunate, yet humorous placement of a fold.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    lol @ Lions Next Foe Not Panicking.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    I kind of wish it were true, but the paper actually says "shift".
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    I really do hope that if I end up in a coma and wake up in 20 years, all newspapers are this ballsy.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    New York time is next
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 27, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    I`m glad Walter Cronkite is dead so he doesn`t have to see this.
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    None of you would last a day in the D.
    But it`s hard to argue that the Freep didn`t give up with only three-day Home delivery.
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    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    @madest BTW-The Lions` foe (Vikings) should have been panicking-they gave up a 20 point halftime lead and lost.
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    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    Wait... Detroit still exists? It`s still a place? People still live in that dung hole?
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    Are you kidding me Gerry, Walter Cronkite...

    would roll one up and laugh at that shizz
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 12:01 am
    haha
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 12:06 am
    The real word, behind the wrinkle, is `shift`.

    As accidental at the wrinkle was, it was probably more true than the real headline.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 4:25 am
    That paper sucks.. I know because I live about 10 blocks from Detroit. It`s so much nicer on this side... Nicer and significantly more white.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 4:28 am
    @bigkkm
    Challenge accepted. Mission accomplished.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 4:49 am
    None of you would last a day in the D.

    Judging from the amount of murders in Detroit, even the residents have a rough time lasting a day. Being known for drugs, theft, and murder is nothing to be proud of.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 6:24 am
    "None of you would last a day in the D."
    Having lived in Detroit for more than 30 years:
    A) Siddown you Nancy. I`ve known people that have been screwed up. Not one of them was innocent of screwing someone over. It`s rare.
    B) Having lived other places, Detroit is undeserved of your sensationalism. It has to be the least exciting place on the planet.
    Dennis Archer would seem to agree.
    "I tried so, f*ck this town! I quit!!!"
    C) What IS true: It has some of the least friendly populous and the most people like Justin9235, no matter where they originate.
    It`s like somewhere, there`s a person evaluating @ssholes, sending jerks to Detroit and it`s suburbs for not being able smile and say "hello."
    Refer to "The Kentucky Fried Movie."
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    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 10:03 am
    @Justin9235: Not all of the "nicer" areas of Detroit are mostly white.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    word....
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I was at a truck stop in Detroit, and as I am eating my breakfast, I can`t help but notice this very very large black man eating a giant stack of pancakes with whipped cream, strawberries, and other fruit on it.

    What made me take notice though, wasn`t his size, wasn`t his order...it was one of the many license plates hanging on the wall...right over his head.

    It read H8T NGGRS.

    How wrong is that? It made me laugh, but in a guilty white man kind of way.
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    WooTBananA Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:22 am
    But how bout them Lions? Detroit has been pleading with the football gods for a season like this since the beginning of time.
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    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    "None of you would last a day in the D."

    That`s cute. Detroit is nowhere near as bad as people seem to think. Sure, there are rough areas, but every big city has that.

    "That paper sucks.. I know because I live about 10 blocks from Detroit. It`s so much nicer on this side... Nicer and significantly more white."

    Whiter doesn`t mean nicer... Have you ever been to Redford or Westland? Hicks and trailertrash suck pretty bad.
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    ninjasea Female 18-29
    8 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Idoicracy. poo sucks!

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