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Date: 09/10/11 05:09 PM

51 Responses to The Bible: New Interwebz Version [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Link: The Bible: New Interwebz Version - Can I has bredz and winez?
  2. Profile photo of jabberwock7
    jabberwock7 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    uhh, theres` nothing here =P
  3. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    too good
  4. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    uh....what`s up with that guy`s thumbnail?
  5. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    "New"? This is like five or six years old.
  6. Profile photo of ScubaFett
    ScubaFett Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    Just as painful to read as the original....
  7. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    Now I wish there was nothing here... das is dumb
  8. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    "pwnz0rz"
  9. Profile photo of spultra13
    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    it`s the lolcatbible
    go buy it idiots
  10. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    eh; If it used `Ceiling Cat` instead of Invisible man, it would have been funny
  11. Profile photo of sethmccary
    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    An aithiests interpretation, obviously.
  12. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    Wow...they actually finished the ceiling cat parody thingy? Read about it like a year ago. Thought it would be online
  13. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    Ghetto-aithiest version.
  14. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    "Atheist Version" Yeah, except in this one there is no murderous gods, or infanticides, or stoning accused witches. it`s just cute cat language. And children could enjoy it without fear, and indoctrination.
  15. Profile photo of Dreamstarr77
    Dreamstarr77 Female 30-39
    99 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    I can haz copy of this?
  16. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Honestly doesn`t sound much different than the normal language with phrases like "And it was good."
  17. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    For some really sad reason, I`m really interested in reading this version of the bible. I hate myself.
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    I am offended by the term "Invisible Man". I prefer "Imaginary Man".

    And anyhow, if he`s invisible how do we know we look like him? If he existed, bet he`d look like an alien Predator:



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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    It was a yawn after the first few sentences.
  20. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    I didn`t think the bible could get any worse, but wow! good job interwebz!
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    That wasnt really amusing, quite sad actually!
  22. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    isn`t it supposed to be "ceiling cat?"
  23. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 12:29 am
    Did anyone else find their neck hurting after readying this. Should have taken the pic from an easy to read angle.
  24. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 12:49 am
    Repost
  25. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 12:52 am
    Not as amusing as I thought. :(
  26. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 2:15 am
    "Did anyone else find their neck hurting after readying this. Should have taken the pic from an easy to read angle."

    You have to tilt your head to read angled text? Nub.
  27. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 3:09 am
    i just got a little dumber
  28. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 3:57 am
    Where can I get a copy? Is this just a one page prank or is there really a whole Bible like this? Is this for sale or custom made? Any source or link is appreciated.
  29. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 5:03 am
    It`s not quite the same but here: http://www.lolcatbible.com
  30. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 5:26 am
    "Lolcat bible"? "Interweb bible"? either way it seems like `the bible written by a retard` to me.
  31. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 6:17 am
    Someone has to much time and money on their handz.
  32. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 6:31 am
    They actually managed to make the Bible sound dumber that it already did.
  33. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 7:23 am
    You a$$holes wouldn`t dare show this kind of disrespect and hate to a copy of the Quran though will you.
  34. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 7:56 am
    The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel
  35. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 8:06 am
    same dumb fairytale, different packaging
  36. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 8:49 am
    "The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel"

    This
  37. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 8:56 am
    My eyes started bleeding when I read this...
  38. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 9:10 am
    This is asinine and unentertaining.
  39. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Haha. The best one is the street bible:
    "First off, nothing. No light, no time, no substance, no matter. Second off, God starts it all up and WHAP! Stuff everywhere! The cosmos in chaos: no shape, no form, no function– just darkness ... total. And floating above it all, God’s Holy Spirit, ready to play. Day one: Then God’s voice booms out, "Lights!" and, from nowhere, light floods the skies and "night" is swept off the scene."
  40. Profile photo of fianzo
    fianzo Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 9:57 am
    "The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel"

    The difference is that some sects of Christians are militant and relentless and most Muslims are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel

    CWUTIDIDTHERE.

  41. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 10:47 am
    My eyes started bleeding when I read this...
  42. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 11:05 am
    This is the lolcat bible and it has been around forever.
  43. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    @srgkowala THANKS!
  44. Profile photo of TheBLB
    TheBLB Male 18-29
    239 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    cool post from 1906 bro
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    lolcatbible is much much older and better
  46. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    pfff bulpoo typical religion. they are always ignoring the facts, like it wasn`t a invisible man everybody knows that it was ceiling cat that created everything.
  47. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    September 12, 2011 at 11:07 am
    I don`t know what irritates me more - lolcats or christians.
  48. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    September 12, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    @inversegrav 1. There`s no hate here. Disrespect maybe, but certainly no hate. 2. These a$$holes didn`t create it, they just posted it. If someone else creates a likewise version of the Quran, I`m sure these a$$holes would post it.
  49. Profile photo of artvamp27
    artvamp27 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    September 12, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    I would definitely read my bible more if it was this lol
  50. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    is it wrong that I heard my family`s Caribbean accent when reading this?

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