The Bible: New Interwebz Version [Pic]

Submitted by: ledzeppeloyd 5 years ago in Funny

Can I has bredz and winez?
There are 51 comments:
Female 914
is it wrong that I heard my family`s Caribbean accent when reading this?
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Female 42
I would definitely read my bible more if it was this lol
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Male 247
@inversegrav 1. There`s no hate here. Disrespect maybe, but certainly no hate. 2. These a$$holes didn`t create it, they just posted it. If someone else creates a likewise version of the Quran, I`m sure these a$$holes would post it.
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Male 678
I don`t know what irritates me more - lolcats or christians.
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Male 3,076
pfff bulpoo typical religion. they are always ignoring the facts, like it wasn`t a invisible man everybody knows that it was ceiling cat that created everything.
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Male 15,510
lolcatbible is much much older and better
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Male 237
cool post from 1906 bro
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Male 283
@srgkowala THANKS!
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Male 204
This is the lolcat bible and it has been around forever.
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Female 407
My eyes started bleeding when I read this...
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Male 72
"The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel"

The difference is that some sects of Christians are militant and relentless and most Muslims are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel

CWUTIDIDTHERE.

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Female 412
Haha. The best one is the street bible:
"First off, nothing. No light, no time, no substance, no matter. Second off, God starts it all up and WHAP! Stuff everywhere! The cosmos in chaos: no shape, no form, no function– just darkness ... total. And floating above it all, God’s Holy Spirit, ready to play. Day one: Then God’s voice booms out, "Lights!" and, from nowhere, light floods the skies and "night" is swept off the scene."
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Male 3,894
This is asinine and unentertaining.
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Female 407
My eyes started bleeding when I read this...
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Male 1,598
"The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel"

This
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Female 4,086
same dumb fairytale, different packaging
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Male 515
The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel
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Male 770
You a$$holes wouldn`t dare show this kind of disrespect and hate to a copy of the Quran though will you.
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Male 439
They actually managed to make the Bible sound dumber that it already did.
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Male 3,475
Someone has to much time and money on their handz.
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Female 2,415
"Lolcat bible"? "Interweb bible"? either way it seems like `the bible written by a retard` to me.
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Male 299
It`s not quite the same but here: http://www.lolcatbible.com
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Male 283
Where can I get a copy? Is this just a one page prank or is there really a whole Bible like this? Is this for sale or custom made? Any source or link is appreciated.
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Male 1,197
i just got a little dumber
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Male 5,190
Haha nice. I`d read it.
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Male 1,623
"Did anyone else find their neck hurting after readying this. Should have taken the pic from an easy to read angle."

You have to tilt your head to read angled text? Nub.
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Male 6,737
Not as amusing as I thought. :(
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Female 245
Repost
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Male 1,582
Did anyone else find their neck hurting after readying this. Should have taken the pic from an easy to read angle.
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Female 2,927
isn`t it supposed to be "ceiling cat?"
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Male 25,416
That wasnt really amusing, quite sad actually!
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Female 1,356
I didn`t think the bible could get any worse, but wow! good job interwebz!
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Male 11,740
It was a yawn after the first few sentences.
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Male 14,826
I am offended by the term "Invisible Man". I prefer "Imaginary Man".

And anyhow, if he`s invisible how do we know we look like him? If he existed, bet he`d look like an alien Predator:



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Female 426
For some really sad reason, I`m really interested in reading this version of the bible. I hate myself.
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Female 3,562
Honestly doesn`t sound much different than the normal language with phrases like "And it was good."
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Female 99
I can haz copy of this?
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Male 911
"Atheist Version" Yeah, except in this one there is no murderous gods, or infanticides, or stoning accused witches. it`s just cute cat language. And children could enjoy it without fear, and indoctrination.
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Male 2,085
Ghetto-aithiest version.
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Female 4,225
Wow...they actually finished the ceiling cat parody thingy? Read about it like a year ago. Thought it would be online
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Male 208
An aithiests interpretation, obviously.
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Male 1,646
eh; If it used `Ceiling Cat` instead of Invisible man, it would have been funny
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Male 174
it`s the lolcatbible
go buy it idiots
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Male 2,441
"pwnz0rz"
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Male 219
Now I wish there was nothing here... das is dumb
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Male 176
Just as painful to read as the original....
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Male 2,033
"New"? This is like five or six years old.
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Male 371
uh....what`s up with that guy`s thumbnail?
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Male 2,790
too good
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Male 9
uhh, theres` nothing here =P
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Male 2,384
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