The Best XXX Story Ever, By Brian [Pic]

Submitted by: BenTheBug 5 years ago Funny

Mom, don"t read this!
There are 57 comments:
Male 28
Mfw my name is brian
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Male 2,737
Fap,fap,fap.
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Female 2,415
For 3 hours?!? Really?
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Male 414
that was the most epic porno ever written. it needs to made into a movie with a budget of 100 million.
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Female 859
Oh my god. This is the best story I`ve ever read.
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Male 2,790
wow. this is exactly as any kid viewed `cool` when they were young...so stupid (excluding the boob grabbing part)...
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Male 28
Best part? The kid who wrote this knows how to spell tongue.
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Female 3
I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use PennyJump.com
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Male 880
[quote]You`re kidding right? I was think 7 or 8....A 12 year old knows better.[/quote]

poo, 7 and 8 years know better.
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Male 25,416
Well... that was a story about a boob grab
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Male 2,419
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Male 725
My story was the same, just change Sonic to Pong.
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Female 3,727
panth753 Female, 18-29, Midwest US
6501 Posts Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:06:17 AM
How old is this kid? 12? 13?

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You`re kidding right? I was think 7 or 8....A 12 year old knows better.
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Female 9,403
How old is this kid? 12? 13?
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Male 439
mom posted it.
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Male 57
PLAGIARIZED !!!
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Male 427
You can`t honestly say that wouldn`t be like heaven? Sure, a little better worded, less 90`s stereotypical `cool` white kid, but who wouldn`t want to get it on with a hot chick, with some nice breasts playing sonic?
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Male 683
"Mom don`t read!"

... Awesome. lol.
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Male 1,240

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Male 718
That was... SO Virgin LOL
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Male 4,902
Better than the garbage their pumping out of Hollywood these day`s.
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Male 6,737
Radical!
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Male 159
i was there once son and boom ya it also felt like jelly!!!
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Female 3,696
hahaha oh dear lord <3 stellar script- when does it come out??
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Male 44
@syke22 I was just about to post this. Get out of my head.
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Male 184
I wish this were real.
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Male 1,136
It actually feels like a bag of sand
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Male 2,513
Love the skin tight tee on girls
Simple but effective, good call man

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Male 13
Sadly, Brian is 28 years old.
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Male 675
Wait, going all the way is grabbing a boob? Oh God! I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time!
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Female 1,682
Funniest thing I have ever read >_>
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Male 639
"Bastard fooled us with the allure of two women on the cover."

Haha, so true!
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Male 639
With tongues? No way!
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Male 15,510
Just your average porn script there
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Female 1,236
Little shirts that make your big boobs look huger? Sign me up!
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Male 105
I am so down for porn with sonic music right about now.
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Male 10,440
Why is he standing on the boobs in the picture? Is he that cool? I think he is.
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Male 1,282
@Justin9235: Keep exploring kid. There ara many types of bewbs out there to be fondled. Some are like jelly, others like firm melons. Still yet there are ones like gummy bears. Then there are the other types. The tubesocks with a baseball stuck in the bottom, the fried eggs, and worst og all, the sloppy floppies. Those feel like a wet pancake. (like Lady GaGa)

Enjoy exploring kid. Enjoy the bewbs!
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Female 152
Well, we now know who the next big porn director is going to be.
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Male 1,931
Best part: "It feels like jelly."
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Male 1,582
@Jade_Phoenix
Yes there is something wrong with you. All boobs feel like jelly. You must be some kind of freak.
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Male 2,593
I call dibs on giving a third opinion to Jade_Phoenix
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Male 192
This kid is king!
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Male 195
Two words:
- Forever.
- Alone.
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Male 71
Bastard fooled us with the allure of two women on the cover.
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Male 551
@Jade_Phoenix

You need a second opinion,
let me help you there
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Female 407
*Feels own boobies*

They don`t feel like jelly, is something wrong with me????
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Male 453
I like making out with tongues too.

Mom don`t read...that`s like trying to scare ants away with honey.
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Male 2,436
tl;dr
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Male 2,547
casino level....yes!
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Male 37,914

This story inspired the "40 Year Old Virgin".
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Male 51
Judging by the cover I thought it would be a Highlander/Sonic crossover XXX parody. A little disappointed now.
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Female 172
hahahaha too funny!
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Male 551
Sad part... Brian`s 30 this month
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Male 110
The last line made this from a terrible post to a fantastic post.
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Male 151
sounds like the story of my childhood. very accurate indeed.
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Male 1,195
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