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Date: 09/19/11 04:02 PM

57 Responses to The Best XXX Story Ever, By Brian [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Link: The Best XXX Story Ever, By Brian - Mom, don`t read this!
  2. Profile photo of meneado
    meneado Male 18-29
    152 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    sounds like the story of my childhood. very accurate indeed.
  3. Profile photo of SgtKunnt
    SgtKunnt Male 30-39
    110 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    The last line made this from a terrible post to a fantastic post.
  4. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    Sad part... Brian`s 30 this month
  5. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    hahahaha too funny!
  6. Profile photo of Yawn-Man
    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Judging by the cover I thought it would be a Highlander/Sonic crossover XXX parody. A little disappointed now.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    This story inspired the "40 Year Old Virgin".
  8. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2400 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    casino level....yes!
  9. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    tl;dr
  10. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    I like making out with tongues too.

    Mom don`t read...that`s like trying to scare ants away with honey.
  11. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    *Feels own boobies*

    They don`t feel like jelly, is something wrong with me????
  12. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    @Jade_Phoenix

    You need a second opinion,
    let me help you there
  13. Profile photo of SharkFreak
    SharkFreak Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Bastard fooled us with the allure of two women on the cover.
  14. Profile photo of xerch
    xerch Male 18-29
    195 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    Two words:
    - Forever.
    - Alone.
  15. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    This kid is king!
  16. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    I call dibs on giving a third opinion to Jade_Phoenix
  17. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    @Jade_Phoenix
    Yes there is something wrong with you. All boobs feel like jelly. You must be some kind of freak.
  18. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    Best part: "It feels like jelly."
  19. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
    152 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    Well, we now know who the next big porn director is going to be.
  20. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    @Justin9235: Keep exploring kid. There ara many types of bewbs out there to be fondled. Some are like jelly, others like firm melons. Still yet there are ones like gummy bears. Then there are the other types. The tubesocks with a baseball stuck in the bottom, the fried eggs, and worst og all, the sloppy floppies. Those feel like a wet pancake. (like Lady GaGa)

    Enjoy exploring kid. Enjoy the bewbs!
  21. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Why is he standing on the boobs in the picture? Is he that cool? I think he is.
  22. Profile photo of Yeahhhhhhhhh
    Yeahhhhhhhhh Male 18-29
    105 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    I am so down for porn with sonic music right about now.
  23. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Little shirts that make your big boobs look huger? Sign me up!
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Just your average porn script there
  25. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    With tongues? No way!
  26. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    "Bastard fooled us with the allure of two women on the cover."

    Haha, so true!
  27. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    Funniest thing I have ever read >_>
  28. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 10:39 pm
    Wait, going all the way is grabbing a boob? Oh God! I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time!
  29. Profile photo of angle1700
    angle1700 Male 50-59
    13 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    Sadly, Brian is 28 years old.
  30. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Love the skin tight tee on girls
    Simple but effective, good call man

  31. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    It actually feels like a bag of sand
  32. Profile photo of nospoons
    nospoons Male 18-29
    184 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 12:00 am
    I wish this were real.
  33. Profile photo of Sev
    Sev Male 18-29
    44 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 12:15 am
    @syke22 I was just about to post this. Get out of my head.
  34. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 12:22 am
    hahaha oh dear lord <3 stellar script- when does it come out??
  35. Profile photo of sacramantic
    sacramantic Male 30-39
    159 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 1:52 am
    i was there once son and boom ya it also felt like jelly!!!
  36. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 3:30 am
    Radical!
  37. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 3:33 am
    Better than the garbage their pumping out of Hollywood these day`s.
  38. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 4:03 am
    That was... SO Virgin LOL
  39. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 4:19 am

  40. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 4:28 am
    "Mom don`t read!"

    ... Awesome. lol.
  41. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 4:34 am
    You can`t honestly say that wouldn`t be like heaven? Sure, a little better worded, less 90`s stereotypical `cool` white kid, but who wouldn`t want to get it on with a hot chick, with some nice breasts playing sonic?
  42. Profile photo of IMBudduggly
    IMBudduggly Male 70 & Over
    57 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 5:24 am
    PLAGIARIZED !!!
  43. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 7:08 am
    mom posted it.
  44. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 8:06 am
    How old is this kid? 12? 13?
  45. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 9:23 am
    panth753 Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    6501 Posts Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:06:17 AM
    How old is this kid? 12? 13?

    ________________________________-

    You`re kidding right? I was think 7 or 8....A 12 year old knows better.
  46. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 10:04 am
    My story was the same, just change Sonic to Pong.
  47. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm
  48. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Well... that was a story about a boob grab
  49. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    You`re kidding right? I was think 7 or 8....A 12 year old knows better.

    poo, 7 and 8 years know better.
  50. Profile photo of HoldenJacob
    HoldenJacob Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use PennyJump.com
  51. Profile photo of Obliviously
    Obliviously Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Best part? The kid who wrote this knows how to spell tongue.
  52. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    wow. this is exactly as any kid viewed `cool` when they were young...so stupid (excluding the boob grabbing part)...
  53. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:09 am
    Oh my god. This is the best story I`ve ever read.
  54. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 7:06 am
    that was the most epic porno ever written. it needs to made into a movie with a budget of 100 million.
  55. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 8:04 am
    For 3 hours?!? Really?
  56. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    Fap,fap,fap.
  57. Profile photo of lolcatman
    lolcatman Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Mfw my name is brian

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