That Obama Scandal You Ordered Is Here

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Kiss your $535 million goodbye, US taxpayers. Anyone else completely fed up with this blatant cronyism?
There are 42 comments:
Male 8
$500 mio. is peanuts.
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Male 646
Huh. Well, that`s almost as bad as when Cheney outed a CIA agent. No, I`m just being sarcastic. It`s no way nearly as bad.
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Male 676
It`s sad. His fanboys will put up with just about anything. A man hardly qualified for the office. He didn`t even finish one term in the senate. I guess when you have powerful friends and most of brain-dead Hollywood backing you, there isn`t much wrong you can do.
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Male 171
Vote Ron Paul
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Male 303
Mulan is wise.
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Female 305
bush sucks. and obama is no better.
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Male 25,416
meh....
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Male 3,285
It`s weird. All the crap that the republicans have done to the US economy and the country in general in their previous few terms, and they STILL have people blindly supporting them, and believing whatever Bullsh it they decided to come out with.
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Male 1,054
%535 Million vs. 3.5 Trillion for Shrub`s wars.

http://tinyurl.com/67j3rtm

Tell you what, when Republicans all personally pay back the 3.5 Trillion, I`ll worry about this other stuff.
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Male 546
Are we really surprised that JS and CCentral would make what happened a joke? and of no consequence? Because there is humor in it?

ah, it`s OK, President BO, your apologists blindly support you, because they hate your opposition and the opinions they offer. Plus you were really trying to do the right thing, and intent is as important as results, isn`t it?

But, spend away, it`s not your money, or your supporters money anyway. The money comes from all the racist, fat-cats that don`t pay their fair share anyway!

When will someone hold all the politicians accountable? Not just the one`s they don`t support?

Let`s all laugh!
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Male 5,094
Nobody`s perfect. I vastly prefer Obama over any alternative though, unless Denis Kucinich decides to run again.
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Male 10,855
@Gerry

Yes, I exaggerated, there are some good things that come from govt involvement, and on top of that list of yours is mandatory vaccinations. But now they`ve become too involved making life just generally far too difficult for everyone.
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Male 39,913

Cajun [quote]"when the government gets involved it`s a waste of resources." [/quote]
Government involvement is why your car gets more than 12 miles per gallon like they did in the 70s.
Government involvement is why this country didn`t have Thalidomide babies.
Government involvement is why we can`t get affordable, quality drugs from Canada...okay, sometimes you`re right.
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Male 7,378
@xCYBERDYNEx, Agreed. I should have added "salty" to give it a bit of spice.
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Female 2,674
Oh the `Fox News, call your doctor` joke made me lose my sh*t.
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Male 3,285
Republicans are bad mmkay.
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Male 4,902
@madest, "Wow that tea you drink is actually sweaty man balls being dipped in your mouth repeatedly."

Seriously man, you undermine your own argument everytime with that nonsensical bullsh*t.
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Male 10,855
[quote]However, this doesn`t mean that the entire green-energy initiative is a bad idea.[/quote]



As much as I`d like to agree unless serious efforts can be sustained with private investments, it got no chance. Furthermore, as this scandal has pointed out when the government gets involved it`s a waste of resources.
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Male 10,855
@OldOllie

Now why`d you say that?
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Male 15,832
I TOLD you not to Google SCOAMF!
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Male 265
Enron with a side of Haliburton anyone?
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Male 770
only the government can take a good idea and make it fail.
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Male 1,386
Justin9235: "First of all, Osama has been dead for years. Good to see everyone is just eating the poo your government feeds to you."

lol
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Male 802
@ Solvent, Justin9235
"Obama may be black but he ain`t magic."
"Second, he`s black, what did you expect?"

Sorry but just because you say that is you race on a census doesn`t make it true. He is mixed race, and only 50% more black than me.
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Male 526
Lefties say that Obama killed Osama, and the recession/deficit garbage was set up by Bush. Righties say that the death of Osama was set up by Bush, and Obama caused the deficit/rescession.

Hmmm... everybody`s patting themselves on the back, big surprise there.
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Female 4,084
not a fan of dems or reps or any politicians in general. just want to point out something i found curious: the weekend bin laden was supposedly found, executed and buried at sea was pretty much 18 months before the next presidential election.

curious timing, said the cynical conspiracy theorist.

and furthermore, if the government, in any of its guises, decides to pee away millions of dollars, they can send some cash my way. i`m an old woman with previously expensive tastes; i can at least do it in style.

and please don`t waste your time admonishing me for my poor attitude; i`ve heard it all before.
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Male 385
Oh and madest the fact that you first thing do is name call and insult shows your maturity level is well below what it should be. But I really can`t blame you for your way of thinking. Your generation has lowered the expectation of the world towards us as a country. This is not a insult but just a proclamation. Your heavy handed tactics to sway a argument your way is only showing how you think things should be done. I will not reply to any more of your advances as in a face to face conversation you would never speak to me that way. Hope one day; my keyboard warrior, you find what you need most in your life. -Puddle
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Male 385
Really? Im confused Cuz I`m pretty sure Bush started that whole thing
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Male 143
Obama said yes to the request to go ahead with the attack on Osama. Although he refered to himself a dozen times in the speech following the death of Osama, he still could not coherently make a case that it was his plan.

It was the ground work that was layed during the Bush years, including torture and questioning at Guantanamo Bay.
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Female 295
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Male 7,378
[quote]Uhhh he didn`t kill Osama.....something that was set in place before your term then just happens to happen when you get in, is not your doing.[/quote]
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Wow that tea you drink is actually sweaty man balls being dipped in your mouth repeatedly. President Obama went after Osama Bin Laden and got him. Really sucks for you, your party and that retarded moron you voted for twice but you should know that he had nothing to do with it. He was busy choking on pretzels and dodging shoes while bankrupting the country and making excuses for war. Nice try on the revisionist history uneducated westerner but this history was in our lifetimes.
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Male 1,582
First of all, Osama has been dead for years. Good to see everyone is just eating the poo your government feeds to you.

Second, he`s black, what did you expect?
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Male 4,546
"Uhhh he didn`t kill Osama"

It`s ok, by that same logic Osama didn`t do 9/11 either, so it`s even.

Also, the rest of what you said, whilst irrelevant is also the opposite of true. Bush made decisions not to pursue Osama, to defund the hunt for Osama, and to not interfere with Pakistan.

Obama reversed all those decisions. Look at the decisions. You genuinely going to tell me he would have been caught without:
1) Going into Pakistan.
2) Looking for him.
3) Funding the search.

If no: Then it wasn`t setup in a "previous term", as Bush has said himself.
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Male 506
Pretty dissapointed in what certainly appears to be directly pandering to a special interest/campagin financer.

However, this doesn`t mean that the entire green-energy initiative is a bad idea. Anyone who doesn`t understand the urgency of finding clean, renewable energy sources sooner rather than later is grossly deluding themselves. Better for the US to lead in this technology than fritter around and let China, India, or one of the other rising super-powers patent something vital.

Obviously, we`d all like more oversight and a lot more accountablity for things like this...whether it`s banking bailouts, auto-industry bailouts, airline or oil subsidies, or green-energy programs. Our tax dollars should be going to the companies and causes that will have the greatest impact on the most number of citizens...not just padding the wallets of the ones with the best lobbyists.
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Male 256
Classic.
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Male 168
That`s a pretty epic failure.
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Male 2,841
Obama may be black but he ain`t magic.
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Male 385
Uhhh he didn`t kill Osama.....something that was set in place before your term then just happens to happen when you get in, is not your doing. Just like I don`t blame him for the economy...but he`s not helping that either.
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Male 10,855
Green energy a booming economy my ass.
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Male 500
** scratch that - lulz
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Male 500
You ordered is here? really? spell much?
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Male 2,440
Link: That Obama Scandal You Ordered Is Here [Rate Link] - Kiss your $535 million goodbye, US taxpayers. Anyone else completely fed up with this blatant cronyism?
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