Sued For Farting: The Walmart Farting Prank

Submitted by: majorchaoz 5 years ago Funny

Yep, this lady is actually going to sue this kid for allegedly farting on her. Johnnie Cochran would love this case.
There are 41 comments:
Male 102
On a side note, didn`t a police officer try and press charges of assult on a drunk guy who farted on him in the squad car? I think the charges were later dropped...if I am not mistaken.
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Male 102
She can`t sue unless she can prove some sort of finanical loss. You can`t sue because someone hurt your feelings.

If some accident happened because he farted on her...she slipped and feel and broke her hip...then yeah, she would have standing and be able to sue him for damages and suffering.

But hurt feelings? If we all sue each other for hurt feelings, the courts would come to halt with the avalanche of new court filings.
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Male 678
You hurt my feelings! That`s illegal!
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Male 67
another dumb colored woman who hates whitey and wants to get rich quick.
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Female 241
This woman if not over sensitive is just a pinhead.
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Male 4,902

^^^^^^^cyborg^^^^^^^
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Male 4,902
"Yep, this lady is actually going to sue this kid"

Kid? Jack Vale`s gotta be like 40.
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Male 134
This is the same twerp who cried about getting punched by an old guy after doing this is his wife`s face.
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Male 675
It was a harmless prank, he didn`t touch her, he didn`t harm her in any way, the least she could have done was call him a few choice words in her head and walk on with the rest of her day. Now look at her, the laughing stock of the interwebs.
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Male 317
What sort of dickheads job is to do this to old women?

C*nt...
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Male 17
Seems like the sue-crazy people tend to be the morons who have absolutely no idea how the legal system works. "You hurt my feelings." Really? drating idiot.
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Male 3,364
@Handys003: I bet if it was Greta Von Facelifts husband (y`know, that expressionless chick on Fox "News") the lawsuit would become a national story. Check out John P. Coale. He`s not only the most classless lawyer in America who sued a laundromat for millions because he claims they pissed up his pants, but he`s also Saragh Failins campaign advisor.
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Male 1,511
"you hurt my feelings, I`m suing!"
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Male 2,033
I fart in her general direction!
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Male 2,402
I bet if it was an African American she would have laughed it off.
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Male 185
dumb b!tch....you gonna sue me too?
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Male 10,440
Wow what an abomination of a person. Suing for a fart, intentional or not? I`d rather buy those crappy nike shoes than live within a mile of such a person.

She is both stupid and hateful. Luckily, being stupid mitigates the damage she causes by being hateful to more or less random inconveniences like this. If I was the guy I would have laughed in her face, farted, and walked off.
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Male 1,053
"You can`t just sue anybody you have a problem with"

Actually you can. Will you win? Will it be deemed frivolous? Who knows. But you can sue.
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Male 3,364
After reading Cyborgs post, I`ve come to the sad realization of what kind of filth comes from people whose childhood was dominated by episodes of having their mommy hold their face against her vag. Get some treatment, Cyborg. It`s not too late to join the human race.
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Male 25,416
Well... now she needs evidence. He said she said case!
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Male 17,512
TheBadger: You win 100 internets for that sir. :-)
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Male 3,894
Idiots don`t understand how suing works. You can`t just sue anybody you have a problem with. Sometimes you just have to put on your big girl boots and realize that there are a*sholes out there you can do absolutely nothing about.
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Male 2,390
what a drating joke
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Male 6,227
What a surprise: Strangers are offended when you fart in their faces. I think Jack Vale needs to see if he can find something more meaningful to do with his life.
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Male 1,444
She should have just whipped his a**.
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Male 66
If there was no $hit, you must acquit.
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Male 405
@cyborg--nice, you set the white man back 50 years.
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Male 37,888

@ cyborg

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Male 2,441
@Kineo

Here is Jack getting punched in the face after fake farting
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Male 737
"you farted all over me." Classic.
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Male 68
I hate these types of prank videos- I`d love to see someone jack Jack in the face. Where`s that video? Also, what grounds is there really to sure someone for farting on you?
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Male 2,790
if you don`t want your `feelings hurt` and `personality insulted` by a fake fart, move back to Africa.


because without slavery, you wouldn`t be able to live in this great country of America.

So your welcome.
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Male 2,332
Sue her for sueing you!
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Male 153
f uck that c unt
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Male 2,441
It`s Jack Vale. Fake fart.
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Male 37,888

Didn`t he supply her with evidence when he posted this video?

Smooth move exlax!
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Female 1,427
I`d sue her for talking to me.
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Male 4,746
Exactly what area of the law would you be able to sue someone, for financial compensation, for farting?
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Male 328
Am i allowed to hit her?
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Male 10
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Male 55
Link: Sued For Farting: The Walmart Farting Prank [Rate Link] - Yep, this lady is actually going to sue this kid for allegedly farting on her. Johnnie Cochran would love this case.
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