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Date: 09/16/11 11:21 AM

25 Responses to Stupidest Witness Statement Ever Recorded [Pic]

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Link: Stupidest Witness Statement Ever Recorded - The person who turned this Witness Report to the police officer should have been arrested on account of ignorance.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Keshavna Butter?

    Wow.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:31 am
    shenanigans are called!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:32 am
    She`s a real ass alright. I wonder how she would feel if she was stabbed and left to die and an eyewitness to the crime wouldn`t testify at her assailants trial because they didn`t want to called a `snitch` ?
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:33 am
    The person that came up with the caption should be arrested as they are probably a snitch.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Awesome ... Thank you stereotypes!
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:55 am
    @Tacos4Brkfst, and you are stuck in High School.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    CrakrJak: dont you watch the Boondoks? :|
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    @ collegebound: You know damn well my brother from another mother Crakrjak doesn`t watch The Boondocks.

    I however do, and find Riley absolutely hilarious.

    That being said, if Riley were real, and a member of MY family, he would have had his "real nigga" attitude put in check by my grandmother before his 10th birthday.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    osiris: XD you just made my day
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    word up!
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    "osiris: XD you just made my day"

    Pause.... You need to say no homo.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    "She`s a real ass alright. I wonder how she would feel if she was stabbed and left to die and an eyewitness to the crime wouldn`t testify at her assailants trial because they didn`t want to called a `snitch` ?"

    Good question, I wonder how many of your flock protected your priests while they played "God and Mary" in the rectory....

    Seriously, look to yourself for answers to questions such as this, or in that fiction book you tote around since apparently it has all the answers.
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    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    It`s to wipe those people off the Earth that AIDS and KFC were created.
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    Damarus13 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 1:40 am
    The police found it funny enough to screenshot, so should you CrakrJak.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 1:51 am
    Steelgrid: Seriously man, You are missing the mark with your trolling. I`m not Catholic, I don`t `tote around` my bible it`s kept here at home and I don`t always look to it `for answers`.

    For one, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor", pretty much covers it biblically. It`s pretty obvious that anyone that does see a crime and doesn`t tell the truth about what they saw is committing a sin.

    Legally it`s called obstruction of justice which is a felony and can result in 1-3 years in prison and a fine up to $25,000.

    But that wasn`t my question. My question was how would she feel if the tables were turned.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 1:53 am
    Damarus: I don`t consider someone that`s likely committing a felony to be `Funny`.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Her last name is Butter.
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 9:41 am
    steelgrid is gay and has gay opinions and i dont mean gay in the homosexual sense i mean gay in the GAY sense
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    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 9:46 am
    @CrakrJak

    Why you worried? With your kind of "biblical" thinking wont he be sent to Gods twin brother to be burned until infinity?

    IMO you should unbunch your panties if you believe in "sin" and let the "big man" take care of it.

    Rational though is a privilege not a right.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 11:54 am
    For one, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor", pretty much covers it biblically. It`s pretty obvious that anyone that does see a crime and doesn`t tell the truth about what they saw is committing a sin.
    Nah, I see where you`re coming from but look at the wording.
    Saying "I didn`t see anything" is deliberately NOT bearing witness against your neighbour, which is not the same as bearing false witness against someone.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    ughh, i hate it when people write over the lines...
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    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Translation,"I`m dedicated within the close social standings of my community and am further of no use as I decline to comment on the events I have witnessed."
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 1:15 am
    @kinky_afr0, "steelgrid is gay and has gay opinions and i dont mean gay in the homosexual sense i mean gay in the GAY sense"

    Say`s the dumbass with the phallic shaped object hanging out his mouth in his pic.

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