Stupidest Witness Statement Ever Recorded [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago Misc

The person who turned this Witness Report to the police officer should have been arrested on account of ignorance.
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Male 4,902
@kinky_afr0, "steelgrid is gay and has gay opinions and i dont mean gay in the homosexual sense i mean gay in the GAY sense"

Say`s the dumbass with the phallic shaped object hanging out his mouth in his pic.
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Female 105
Translation,"I`m dedicated within the close social standings of my community and am further of no use as I decline to comment on the events I have witnessed."
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Male 2,790
ughh, i hate it when people write over the lines...
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Male 4,290
[quote]For one, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor", pretty much covers it biblically. It`s pretty obvious that anyone that does see a crime and doesn`t tell the truth about what they saw is committing a sin.[/quote]
Nah, I see where you`re coming from but look at the wording.
Saying "I didn`t see anything" is deliberately NOT bearing witness against your neighbour, which is not the same as bearing false witness against someone.
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Male 354
@CrakrJak

Why you worried? With your kind of "biblical" thinking wont he be sent to Gods twin brother to be burned until infinity?

IMO you should unbunch your panties if you believe in "sin" and let the "big man" take care of it.

Rational though is a privilege not a right.
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Male 583
steelgrid is gay and has gay opinions and i dont mean gay in the homosexual sense i mean gay in the GAY sense
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Male 1,595
Her last name is Butter.
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Male 17,512
Damarus: I don`t consider someone that`s likely committing a felony to be `Funny`.
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Male 17,512
Steelgrid: Seriously man, You are missing the mark with your trolling. I`m not Catholic, I don`t `tote around` my bible it`s kept here at home and I don`t always look to it `for answers`.

For one, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor", pretty much covers it biblically. It`s pretty obvious that anyone that does see a crime and doesn`t tell the truth about what they saw is committing a sin.

Legally it`s called obstruction of justice which is a felony and can result in 1-3 years in prison and a fine up to $25,000.

But that wasn`t my question. My question was how would she feel if the tables were turned.
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Male 42
The police found it funny enough to screenshot, so should you CrakrJak.
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Male 174
It`s to wipe those people off the Earth that AIDS and KFC were created.
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Male 2,700
"She`s a real ass alright. I wonder how she would feel if she was stabbed and left to die and an eyewitness to the crime wouldn`t testify at her assailants trial because they didn`t want to called a `snitch` ?"

Good question, I wonder how many of your flock protected your priests while they played "God and Mary" in the rectory....

Seriously, look to yourself for answers to questions such as this, or in that fiction book you tote around since apparently it has all the answers.
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Male 1,268
"osiris: XD you just made my day"

Pause.... You need to say no homo.
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Male 25,416
word up!
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Male 3,745
osiris: XD you just made my day
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Male 3,057
@ collegebound: You know damn well my brother from another mother Crakrjak doesn`t watch The Boondocks.

I however do, and find Riley absolutely hilarious.

That being said, if Riley were real, and a member of MY family, he would have had his "real nigga" attitude put in check by my grandmother before his 10th birthday.
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Male 3,745
CrakrJak: dont you watch the Boondoks? :|
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Male 1,216
@Tacos4Brkfst, and you are stuck in High School.
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Male 594
Awesome ... Thank you stereotypes!
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Male 620
The person that came up with the caption should be arrested as they are probably a snitch.
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Male 17,512
She`s a real ass alright. I wonder how she would feel if she was stabbed and left to die and an eyewitness to the crime wouldn`t testify at her assailants trial because they didn`t want to called a `snitch` ?
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Male 6,737
shenanigans are called!
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Male 5,314
Keshavna Butter?

Wow.
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Female 596
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