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Date: 09/19/11 12:34 PM

31 Responses to Sperm Bank Doesnt Want Your Sperm, Gingers [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Link: Sperm Bank Doesnt Want Your Sperm, Gingers - Cryos International, the world`s largest sperm bank, has stopped taking sperm from redheaded men. This is no joke.
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    solve this by dying your hair and wearing contacts. job done. your ginger sperm then gets a chance. l`il ginger babies all over the world.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Saw this yesterday... was thinking angry ginger will never be able to have a kid.
  4. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    Hah! Unlucky, ginge!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Omg. Boobs! Those are incredible.

    Anyway, not much here to get mad about. In the donor/recipient relationship, you have to give preference to the recipient both ethically and financially, so... IMO the bank is not at fault here.

    Also: dying your hair and wearing contacts. job done
    There are easy ways around it.
  6. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    if i were young enough i would like to have a little half blonde/half ginger kid. i`m sure she`d be very cute.
  7. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    If it`s not in demand, then why would they want it?

    D:<
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    they also don`t want Skandinavians unless they have brown eyes.

    However, other banks are accepting gingers, especially ireland.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    i would happily donate my not-ginger sperm to some hottie redhead. it`s totally unrelated, but whatever.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    I would love a little redheaded baby. So cute :)
  11. Profile photo of Quaribea
    Quaribea Female 40-49
    34 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    It`s amazing how easy it is to make people prejudice against any given, easily visually identifiable, group. The ginger thing started out as a joke and now people really are discriminating against them based on their hair color.

    That scares me to death.

    Next week it could just as easily be short people, or people with green eyes, or people with big noses.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    I want to donate my sperm multiple times to that chick in the picture. Donate to her mouth, her hair, her boobs, etc.
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I don`t see what`s wrong with this. They have more red-headed sperm than they need. If this happened with blondes nobody would say a thing.
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    @Quaribea Or perhaps the small demand for red-headed babies compared to other colors didn`t start from a Ginger making a youtube video. I think this may have deeper roots. Before I saw that fat ginger I`d prefer a blond baby.
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    I like that woman I don`t know why.
  16. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    wow, 70 litres, thats a lot of cum
  17. Profile photo of profsxkiller
    profsxkiller Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    That`s a lot of illegitimate babies O_O
  18. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    Wow. I feel very dirty after reading that article.
  19. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    I was planning an Indian takeaway. I think I`ve gone off the idea.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    Its a wise choice
  21. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    christina hendricks... still the best boobs ever.
  22. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    drat the sperm bank, does this chick want my sperm? she can have it.
  23. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    She`s not even a real redhead.
  24. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    great breasts, would love to see them without support though ;-)
  25. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 4:41 am
    Its so people like Coppercab cant repopulate!
  26. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 7:14 am
    I want HER sperm.
    Wait.
    What?
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    thats a hot ginger
  28. Profile photo of Mizzez2Fresh
    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 10:55 am
    Cause they have no souls.... haha Im glad south park made such an impact on our society. shows you how much we admire television. xD
  29. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    She`s like a sex doll, all sexy and no soul.
  30. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 9:02 am
    Context is important. They say they don`t want any more because they already have too much... Think about this and you`ll understand that gingers must`ve been cumming like fire hydrants for awhile. Cumming like a fire hydrant is a good thing, isn`t it? It`s probably better than half the impotent bastards that comment on this site.
  31. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 11:47 am
    I was going to make a comment about the article, but damn I can`t think straight after seeing christina hendricks...

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