Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire? According To eBay [Pic]

Submitted by: Ani187 5 years ago in Weird

And for a cool million you can have photographic evidence.
There are 38 comments:
Male 17
I was just about to hit the Buy It Now button when I realized I can`t afford the shipping.
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Male 9
his hair was messed up in back in the day
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Male 2,860
Give me an `S`
Give me an `H`
Give me an `O`
Give me an ... ow, stop hitting me.
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Male 45
to everyone who wonders why a vampires image actually shows up ...its because hes not a vampire... hes just immortal. duh
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Male 59
Buy it now for $1,000,000.

(Plus $2.75 Shipping and Handling)
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Male 365
@xtkm1x It varies from story to story. I know that in the Darren Shan books and Vampire the Requiem they blur in photos. I`ve heard of them not showing up at all elsewhere, but I can`t think where exactly.
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Male 3,475
Nah, he`s just drunk and half asleep.
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Female 857
Crap! Does that mean Tyler`s right? I`m not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
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Male 432
DrProfessor, are you sure? I`ve only ever heard that vampires don`t show up in mirrors.
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Male 371
lol DrProfessor
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Male 1,920
Isn`t his skin supposed to be all sparkly in the sunlight?

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Male 25
More proof that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. go to 0:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
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Male 15,510
Real vampires are not physically immortal, there are vampires who consider themselves to be "spiritually immortal" because they remember their past lives in more detail than normal people do.
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Male 3,894
Idiot. Vampires don`t show up in pictures.
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Male 46
Nice try. Vamps dont show up in photos
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Male 25,416
wow... good luck if they sell that. It doesnt even look like him
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Male 10,440
SOLD!
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Female 1,356
wow, a million bucks...
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Male 1,625
he`s not a vampire, he`s a wizard

see Sorcerer`s Apprentice
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Male 2,790
i think it`s the price of $1,000,000 which makes it hilarious. 4 stars.
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Male 1,136
lol 2.75 shipping
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Male 363
I actually emailed the guy..Here was my question:

Dear jack_mord,

Don`t you think it is a little much to be asking a MILLION dollars for a
photo? Even if he is a vampire and this picture is of Nick Cage, WHY would
a photo be worth a MILLION DOLLARS? Besides, assuming you get a million
dollars for the photo, don`t you think it is a little petty to ask $2.75
for shipping? I would think you would ship it for free...

-gymcoach29

And his response:

Dear gymcoach29,

Well, I`m asking a million dollars OR BEST OFFER. So I`d be willing to take
as little as $999,899. That`s way better than free shipping.

-jack_mord
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Male 2,121
You`d think after $1000000 you`d give free p&p...
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Male 559
I like how everyone is a scholar when the topic has to do with creatures that don`t exist.
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Male 2,441
"Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it`s him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."


Here`s the ebay description.
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Male 1,195
If he were a vampire he wouldn`t show up on film.
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Male 96
you can take pic of vampires so how could the man in that pic be him......
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Female 4,447
I actually submitted a link to the listing it`s self. This cuts out the good parts. The best bit is his description. He`s totally serious. Plus, he`s not some random wack job. He has other listings for legit Civil War memorabilia. And this.
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Female 209
You would think that being a vampire he could have figured a way around that whole tax evasion thing
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Male 1,540
Nope, that face doesn`t look photo shopped at all. Not one bit.
Can`t people learn how to at least use the distort or perspective tools, at least for something they`re putting up for 1mil? Jesus.
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Male 1,284

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Male 11,740
The auction is real. Here is the link.
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Male 2,376
only a million???? oh wait plus 2.75 shipping.. drat that
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Male 11,740
No free shipping? Forget it.
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Female 295
Also, this is when you hit [prt sc].
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Female 295
`shopped.
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Male 5,314
are you f*cking kidding me!?!?!?! THERE`S NO WAY I`M PAYING $2.75 FOR SHIPPING!!! THAT`S OUTRAGEOUS!!!
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Female 4,447
Link: Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire? According To eBay [Pic] [Rate Link] - And for a cool million you can have photographic evidence.
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