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Date: 09/13/11 03:01 PM

38 Responses to Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire? According To eBay [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Link: Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire? According To eBay - And for a cool million you can have photographic evidence.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    are you f*cking kidding me!?!?!?! THERE`S NO WAY I`M PAYING $2.75 FOR SHIPPING!!! THAT`S OUTRAGEOUS!!!
  3. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    `shopped.
  4. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    Also, this is when you hit .
  5. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    No free shipping? Forget it.
  6. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    only a million???? oh wait plus 2.75 shipping.. drat that
  7. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    The auction is real. Here is the link.
  8. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:30 pm

  9. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Nope, that face doesn`t look photo shopped at all. Not one bit.
    Can`t people learn how to at least use the distort or perspective tools, at least for something they`re putting up for 1mil? Jesus.
  10. Profile photo of Skyeofgreen
    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    You would think that being a vampire he could have figured a way around that whole tax evasion thing
  11. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    I actually submitted a link to the listing it`s self. This cuts out the good parts. The best bit is his description. He`s totally serious. Plus, he`s not some random wack job. He has other listings for legit Civil War memorabilia. And this.
  12. Profile photo of zackisit
    zackisit Male 18-29
    96 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    you can take pic of vampires so how could the man in that pic be him......
  13. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    If he were a vampire he wouldn`t show up on film.
  14. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    "Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
    Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it`s him and that he is some sort of
    walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
    himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
    be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."


    Here`s the ebay description.
  15. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    I like how everyone is a scholar when the topic has to do with creatures that don`t exist.
  16. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    You`d think after $1000000 you`d give free p&p...
  17. Profile photo of gymcoach29
    gymcoach29 Male 30-39
    363 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    I actually emailed the guy..Here was my question:

    Dear jack_mord,

    Don`t you think it is a little much to be asking a MILLION dollars for a
    photo? Even if he is a vampire and this picture is of Nick Cage, WHY would
    a photo be worth a MILLION DOLLARS? Besides, assuming you get a million
    dollars for the photo, don`t you think it is a little petty to ask $2.75
    for shipping? I would think you would ship it for free...

    -gymcoach29

    And his response:

    Dear gymcoach29,

    Well, I`m asking a million dollars OR BEST OFFER. So I`d be willing to take
    as little as $999,899. That`s way better than free shipping.

    -jack_mord
  18. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    lol 2.75 shipping
  19. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    i think it`s the price of $1,000,000 which makes it hilarious. 4 stars.
  20. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    he`s not a vampire, he`s a wizard

    see Sorcerer`s Apprentice
  21. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    wow, a million bucks...
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    SOLD!
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    wow... good luck if they sell that. It doesnt even look like him
  24. Profile photo of MackenBurger
    MackenBurger Male 18-29
    46 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    Nice try. Vamps dont show up in photos
  25. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    Idiot. Vampires don`t show up in pictures.
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    Real vampires are not physically immortal, there are vampires who consider themselves to be "spiritually immortal" because they remember their past lives in more detail than normal people do.
  27. Profile photo of jcarb10
    jcarb10 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    More proof that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. go to 0:23
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
  28. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    Isn`t his skin supposed to be all sparkly in the sunlight?

  29. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    lol DrProfessor
  30. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 12:16 am
    DrProfessor, are you sure? I`ve only ever heard that vampires don`t show up in mirrors.
  31. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 12:26 am
    Crap! Does that mean Tyler`s right? I`m not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
  32. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 6:35 am
    Nah, he`s just drunk and half asleep.
  33. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 8:34 am
    @xtkm1x It varies from story to story. I know that in the Darren Shan books and Vampire the Requiem they blur in photos. I`ve heard of them not showing up at all elsewhere, but I can`t think where exactly.
  34. Profile photo of rustedbrolly
    rustedbrolly Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 10:07 am
    Buy it now for $1,000,000.

    (Plus $2.75 Shipping and Handling)
  35. Profile photo of jravity1
    jravity1 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    to everyone who wonders why a vampires image actually shows up ...its because hes not a vampire... hes just immortal. duh
  36. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:37 am
    Give me an `S`
    Give me an `H`
    Give me an `O`
    Give me an ... ow, stop hitting me.
  37. Profile photo of Rtaylor32
    Rtaylor32 Male 30-39
    9 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:48 am
    his hair was messed up in back in the day
  38. Profile photo of jarjarburns
    jarjarburns Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    I was just about to hit the Buy It Now button when I realized I can`t afford the shipping.

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