My Grandma Just Took Up Needlepoint Last Week [Pic

Submitted by: haxxorz 5 years ago Funny

This weekend, we"re admitting her into a "home."
There are 29 comments:
Male 661
Kali is a fantastic Goddess. Neither good, nor evil, she just is.

P.S. Her "origins" story is incredibly badass. No manger at midnight this one, she was born on the battlefield, saved the gods, and almost destroyed the universe, all in the same day.
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Female 2,927
tis the hindu goddess of war kali.
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Male 15,510
It must be a cultural thing
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Male 594
Good news: Your grandmother is into sewing.
Bad news: She`s a racist.
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Female 1,798
the caption for this post is amazing :D
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Female 737
Haha! I`d totally wear a Kali patch if she sold them.
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Male 707
@Subushie
ahaha thats the weirdest thing i`ve seen in a while
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Male 1,646
it looks like something that would be cross-stiched by Electric Retard (I warn you not to look it up.)
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Male 249
Kali
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Male 280
would wear
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Male 3,081
Pumba, get yourself the firefox browser and then install the Adblock plugin. Both are easily found with a search engine.

It`s simple to configure and you don`t get many ads that get around it - and if they do you can just add them to a block list with a simple click so they never get displayed again from that url.
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Male 208
typical self-image of a feminist
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Male 39
@Pumba62
I have never seen any graphic ads.
But if it bugs you, download Firefox and get "Adblock Plus"
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Male 1,016
you know what I REALLY find annoying on this site ...The graphic ads .....all websites nowadays Think that everyone has the newest and quick processing systems in the world. Is there anyway to turn off these ads so my system will run smoothly ?????
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Male 916
actually that`s longstitch, not needlepoint.
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Female 2,549
Kali mata, all is good here
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Male 1,586
@Flibmeister pic plz.
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Male 5,608
"My new GF gave a blanket for my bed.
It`s a bit of bone killer and, perhaps, a message..."
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Male 698
BARF!!!
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Female 833
sorry but i think my epic embroidery featuring anal porn and a packet of butter beats this hands down.

seriously.
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Male 3,081
"Kali is shown holding the severed head of a demon, wearing a necklace of heads and a skirt of arms, symbolical of her defeat of evil. She stands on Shiva, her husband, who threw himself under her dancing fury, a dance that would`ve ended the world had it not been for Shiva snapping Kali out of it. "


Or, if google is down, it`s just a mad woman with freaky arms who`s been cheated on.
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Female 2,228
Kali is shown holding the severed head of a demon, wearing a necklace of heads and a skirt of arms, symbolical of her defeat of evil. She stands on Shiva, her husband, who threw himself under her dancing fury, a dance that would`ve ended the world had it not been for Shiva snapping Kali out of it.
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Male 2,514
So are we to assume that the guy she killed once had two heads?
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Male 66
looks like a Neckface graffiti
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Male 6,737
I blame Japan.
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Female 362
@Fatninja01: Please be joking about the knitting...
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Female 2,228
It`s ok everybody, it`s just Hindu Goddess Kali, the most badass of the pantheon.
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Male 25,416
Ok well thats odd but cool kos it was knitted!
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Male 724
Link: My Grandma Just Took Up Needlepoint Last Week [Pic [Rate Link] - This weekend, we`re admitting her into a `home.`
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