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Date: 09/30/11 02:19 PM

40 Responses to Most Homoerotic Fitness Product Yet

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Link: Most Homoerotic Fitness Product Yet - You think the Shakeweight was bad? Get a load of the Free Flexor (this commercial isn`t going to help any either).
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    After they spent 20 seconds hyping it up I knew whatever it was, it would be useless crap. I was right.
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    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    Do the helicopter!
  4. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    AAAHHHAAA HA HA HA!!! JEEEZUZZ
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Stupid knockoff is stupid.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    there`s something for you Gerry1of1
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Funny Scott, like Gerry needs more exercising
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    thejet10388 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    There`s no such thing as a "former marine".
  9. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    no oblivia, not the exercise dong, the men. they`re for Gerry.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    It has extra value - after wasting money on a magic exercise product that doesn`t turn you into Adonis, you can get free embarrassment when someone finds it and thinks it`s a weird sex toy of yours!
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Wiggly.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    nooooo.............
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    HELICOPTER!
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    I`ve never felt anything like that ... it goes deep ... oh yeah
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    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    To the left of this in the "popular partner articles" section is "How to Feminize a Husband (eHow)".
    Coincidence? I think not.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    lol, and "telling my dad that I`m gay" is the next related video on youtube.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    "It has extra value - after wasting money on a magic exercise product that doesn`t turn you into Adonis, you can get free embarrassment when someone finds it and thinks it`s a weird sex toy of yours!"

    OR you can buy it to use as a sex toy and when it doesn`t get you in shape it still has good uses.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    I swear the entire muscle & fitness/GNC business folk all laugh themselves to sleep when they know people are buying their crap.

    "Hahahaha, people actually buy those spiral balls to shake their powder milkshakes that taste terrible. As if anything powder based could help you out...and then we send them to the gym to be miserable for years while they hope to look like the steroid user on the magazines we sell.... Hmm I wonder if they`ll jack off these free weights..."
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    Not homo!
  20. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    You spin me right round...
  21. Profile photo of meemo
    meemo Female 30-39
    16 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    Fitness product? What fitness product? I didn`t notice any fitness products in that commercial. . .*wipes drool from mouth*
  22. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    This product probably actually works fairly well.

    I`ve used a number of different gyroscope weights, and THEY are very effective as you`re fighting unnatural G forces. I`ve also known plenty of fighter pilots who swore they never worked out at all once their mobilization started simply because hard banking G`s were enough of a toll on their body.

    Not sure if this is anywhere near as good as weighted gyroscopes, but it`s probably close.
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    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    anal beads: your doing it wrong
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    There is a little blue pill that will turn this into a shake weight.
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    ...I think we should post more male workout product videos.

    :D
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:39 pm

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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2382 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    Scuzoid is right aerobatics g-forces are incredible. Done it before, made it about 20 feet from the plane and was so fatigued i thought I`d collapse.
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 1:42 am
    Scuzoid is right aerobatics g-forces are incredible. Done it before, made it about 20 feet from the plane and was so fatigued i thought I`d collapse.

    Scuzoid is right about military flight. Civilian aerobatics are very different. They can pull more G`s (I`ve pulled up to 11), but rate of onset is faster and duration is MUCH shorter. Military guys can fly sustained 7-8 G`s, which is a lot more demanding, physically.

    Not that anyone on IAB cares, but I rarely get the chance to talk aerobatics.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 2:18 am
    "Not that anyone on IAB cares"

    I do. One time in Key West I got to go up in a T-34 with one of our pilots as we were all down there for training exercises. We were both sober (A hard thing to manage in Key West during Fantasy Fest) so the pilot made sure it was an insane ride.

    Air show crashes aside, roller coasters have got nothing on tiny stunt/training planes. More people should give it a try, well worth the money to take a ride or learn the trade.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 2:59 am
    I think i`m gay now...
  31. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 5:16 am
    Yes! Finaly, I can become the master masturbator Ive allways dreamed of being!
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 6:09 am
    I like how he throws it at the end like it`s a floppy used up dildo....

    I mean.... ha
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 7:42 am
    all i can think of is meatspin.com
  34. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 7:59 am
    that is hilarious
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 8:30 am
    I saw the black guy wabbling the stupid device and I cracked up cuz I KNEW SOME poo LIKE THAT WAS COMMING OUT xD
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    I swear, they must be doing this on purpose.
  37. Profile photo of FreedomFrie
    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 12:31 am
    like taking on a horse
  38. Profile photo of HelloKi
    HelloKi Male 18-29
    107 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    I want one SO BAD
  39. Profile photo of cleanergirl
    cleanergirl Female 30-39
    109 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    "Once you get that momentum swingin`, it starts to go deep." LOL
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    kunamosity Female 18-29
    4 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 10:12 am
    Hmmmmm....Is all I can say! :D

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