Most Homoerotic Fitness Product Yet

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

You think the Shakeweight was bad? Get a load of the Free Flexor (this commercial isn"t going to help any either).
There are 39 comments:
Female 4
Hmmmmm....Is all I can say! :D
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Female 109
"Once you get that momentum swingin`, it starts to go deep." LOL
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Male 107
I want one SO BAD
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Male 243
like taking on a horse
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Female 1,008
I swear, they must be doing this on purpose.
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Male 958
I saw the black guy wabbling the stupid device and I cracked up cuz I KNEW SOME poo LIKE THAT WAS COMMING OUT xD
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Male 2,790
that is hilarious
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Male 3,061
all i can think of is meatspin.com
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Male 815
I like how he throws it at the end like it`s a floppy used up dildo....

I mean.... ha
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Male 243
Yes! Finaly, I can become the master masturbator Ive allways dreamed of being!
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Male 1,471
I think i`m gay now...
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Male 1,268
"Not that anyone on IAB cares"

I do. One time in Key West I got to go up in a T-34 with one of our pilots as we were all down there for training exercises. We were both sober (A hard thing to manage in Key West during Fantasy Fest) so the pilot made sure it was an insane ride.

Air show crashes aside, roller coasters have got nothing on tiny stunt/training planes. More people should give it a try, well worth the money to take a ride or learn the trade.
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Male 749
[quote]Scuzoid is right aerobatics g-forces are incredible. Done it before, made it about 20 feet from the plane and was so fatigued i thought I`d collapse.[/quote]

Scuzoid is right about military flight. Civilian aerobatics are very different. They can pull more G`s (I`ve pulled up to 11), but rate of onset is faster and duration is MUCH shorter. Military guys can fly sustained 7-8 G`s, which is a lot more demanding, physically.

Not that anyone on IAB cares, but I rarely get the chance to talk aerobatics.
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Male 4,902

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Female 1,545
...I think we should post more male workout product videos.

:D
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Male 881
There is a little blue pill that will turn this into a shake weight.
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Male 589
anal beads: your doing it wrong
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Male 1,268
This product probably actually works fairly well.

I`ve used a number of different gyroscope weights, and THEY are very effective as you`re fighting unnatural G forces. I`ve also known plenty of fighter pilots who swore they never worked out at all once their mobilization started simply because hard banking G`s were enough of a toll on their body.

Not sure if this is anywhere near as good as weighted gyroscopes, but it`s probably close.
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Female 16
Fitness product? What fitness product? I didn`t notice any fitness products in that commercial. . .*wipes drool from mouth*
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Male 2,841
You spin me right round...
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Male 15,510
Not homo!
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Male 4,004
I swear the entire muscle & fitness/GNC business folk all laugh themselves to sleep when they know people are buying their crap.

"Hahahaha, people actually buy those spiral balls to shake their powder milkshakes that taste terrible. As if anything powder based could help you out...and then we send them to the gym to be miserable for years while they hope to look like the steroid user on the magazines we sell.... Hmm I wonder if they`ll jack off these free weights..."
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Male 688
"It has extra value - after wasting money on a magic exercise product that doesn`t turn you into Adonis, you can get free embarrassment when someone finds it and thinks it`s a weird sex toy of yours!"

OR you can buy it to use as a sex toy and when it doesn`t get you in shape it still has good uses.
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Male 1,610
lol, and "telling my dad that I`m gay" is the next related video on youtube.
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Male 120
To the left of this in the "popular partner articles" section is "How to Feminize a Husband (eHow)".
Coincidence? I think not.
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Male 38,480

I`ve never felt anything like that ... it goes deep ... oh yeah
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Male 490
HELICOPTER!
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Male 25,416
nooooo.............
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Male 397
Wiggly.
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Male 12,365
It has extra value - after wasting money on a magic exercise product that doesn`t turn you into Adonis, you can get free embarrassment when someone finds it and thinks it`s a weird sex toy of yours!
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Male 5,314
no oblivia, not the exercise dong, the men. they`re for Gerry.
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Male 10
There`s no such thing as a "former marine".
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Female 812
Funny Scott, like Gerry needs more exercising
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Male 5,314
there`s something for you Gerry1of1
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Male 10,855
Stupid knockoff is stupid.
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Male 402
AAAHHHAAA HA HA HA!!! JEEEZUZZ
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Male 208
Do the helicopter!
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Male 1,610
After they spent 20 seconds hyping it up I knew whatever it was, it would be useless crap. I was right.
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Male 20,163
Link: Most Homoerotic Fitness Product Yet [Rate Link] - You think the Shakeweight was bad? Get a load of the Free Flexor (this commercial isn`t going to help any either).
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