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Date: 09/18/11 07:41 PM

22 Responses to Meet The Ultimax Machine Gun

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Link: Meet The Ultimax Machine Gun - Must.. get... zombie... targets...
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    kineo Male 30-39
    68 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    This show must be pretty expensive to produce... that`s a lot of ammo he`s going through for all of these shows. I`d imagine that he doesn`t buy all the guns, but you`d think people wouldn`t donate ammunition that isn`t really all that recoverable. You can lend someone a gun, but the ammo you can`t really give back... just empty shells.
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    axeofgod Male 30-39
    31 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    it`s been awhile since i fired a 5.56 (or.223), but i`m pretty sure that 100 rd mag shot about $40.00 worth of ammo... that`s one expensive day of target plinking!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    @axeofgod we are paying for his ammo with our youtube hits.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3044 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    He lost me with the behind the head/back BS. That showing off crap is how people accidentally get tagged.
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    I`m pretty sure they are on a closed range. He could shoot it one handed while doing a handstand if he wanted to.
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    I agree with osirisascend. In his earlier vids, he showed pretty good fire arms safety, with the occasional exception lack of hearing & eye protection. This was just stupid.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    Cool and unsafe video
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 18, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    He has now, officially, gone full redneck.
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    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:10 am
    Why are you people all bitchin`? He has and always was blowing poo up with guns which is dangerous and retarded. So he`s teaching people how to kill zombies? He`s been shooting drating things for years.
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:18 am
    @Oldfrt- Don`t forget, he is a professional Russan ;-)
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:37 am
    He`s gonna wind up like Steve Irwin.It`ll be a poisonous spider or car accident that does him in.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:26 am
    Only complaint I`ve ever had about this guy, is the same that I have for most movies. Balance your damn audio so the lows and highs are closer together. I hate turning it up to hear the words only to have my ear drums blown out by music or effects. He`s been doing this long enough that he should of caught on by now.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 8:05 am
    Is this guy expecting us to believe he`s REALLY Russian with that lame-ass accent?
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    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 9:36 am
    My AEG airsoft gun has more recoil than that. Thats awesome!
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    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 9:45 am
    For the people talking about how expensive his show is to produce, do you know how much money he makes off of youtube for his videos? Last I checked it was about $3000 for a million views. I just checked his youtube page and he has 250,000,000 total upload views. Which means that all his videos combined have been watched 250,000,000 times.

    250,000,000 x 3,000/1,000,000

    250 million views @ $3,000 per million views

    =$750,000 Which he has made off of youtube.

    That video you just watched had 4.7 million views. Which means that if he made 14,100 off of that video. Which more than covers the cost of ammunition, watermelons, string to tie them up, bottles of pop, and even the cost of that gun if he didn`t borrow it.

    There are very few videos he has made that would put him in the negative, if any
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    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
    @TruTenrMan We had a Russian exchange student when I was in high school. His accent sounds about right to me.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    This guy will have a field day when zombies take over the world
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    toastertown6 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    @TruTenrMan He`s not expecting you to believe him, it started as a joke a few years ago and it has now been out in the open for a year or so that he is American.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    Wow I sumbitted this like 2 weeks ago zombie targets arent very cheap......... :-|

    http://www.zombieindustries.com/
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    He doesn`t pay for any of the guns, he`s sponsored by a local gun shop.. he also works for Machinima.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 6:03 am
    Now say `nuclear wessels`

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