I Will Work For Free At Target [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago

...just for the opportunity to drive this bad boy.
There are 36 comments:
Female 105
I`m pretty sure I could outrun this thing if I wanted Target`s "assets" badly enough.
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Female 114
America, this is why you`re fat... it`s so true >.<
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Male 2,700
Lazy lazy LAZY!!!!!

For those that do not believe in evolution, here is an example of de-evolution.

This needs to stop.
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Male 1,595
@asianchamp

Usually the people that shop in megamarts physically can`t run faster than this.

Hell, some are too fat to walk.
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Male 2,859
Hehe `Assets Protection` and it`s the thing in the store I`d most like to steal.
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Male 414
wouldn`t it be faster to run after the thieves and spear tackle them, instead of riding this thing around?
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Male 4,902
@Thelonious, whatever, if you wanna keep complaining about IAB then feel free to exercise your right to get the f*ck out and hop back over to reddit.
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Male 112
Man i was so hammerd when i wrote that last night lol, it seems i wasn`t happy with the rating, there`s to many 4 star button bashers on here lately and i think i got a little irritated when i clicked into something i taught was worthy of a 3.4

i do like IAB it was no1 on my chrome for a long time, its all vary nice here just a bit too nice sometimes.

that or else i was drunk trolling lol
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Male 25,416
awesome
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Male 798
@simim23: Actually, you can write in any candidate that you choose. Doesn`t mean they`ll win, but you can still vote for them. The comparison stands.
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Male 886
I submit.

My girl makes me submit.

She never rejects my submissions.
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Female 1,427
"It`s pretty simple, if you dislike what`s being posted then start posting content yourself. It`s the same concept as people who don`t vote bitching about politics. Who are you to make bitchy comments about content on this site, when all you do is lurk and haven`t contributed to the community at all."

You can`t really compare the two. Unlike politics, you have the WHOLE INTERWEBS, aka billions of pages, to scour and contribute.

In politics, you get 10 candidates max to vote for, each with their own drawbacks.

Not voting simply means you opted out of "picking your poison."

What you should have said was "It`s the same concept as people who don`t run for office bitching about politics."

Which means you need to start running for office, or GTFO.

By the way, Simim23 for Pope, 2012!!
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Male 3,310
@xCYBERDYNEx

It`s pretty simple. It`s called freedom of expression. If you don`t like it then Get the F*ck Out! That is all.
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Male 2,514
It`s like a Segway for morons who can`t balance.
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Male 37,888

Y`all shouldn`t pick on cheezer because he has no links.
That doesn`t mean he hasn`t submitted stuff.
It just means he has a terrible sense of humor and submits crap.
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Male 4,902
@thelonius (cont)
If you want the site to stay fresh and entertaining then do your part. This is a user supported site, if it isn`t for the users that do take the time to scour the internet for new and interesting sh*t then you wouldn`t have anything to look at. So translation, if you don`t like what`s on the site either post something yourself, or as Lolboy said Get the F*ck Out! That is all.
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Male 4,902
@thelonious, " What has been going on with this recent surge in attempting to discredit people based on how many links they have submitted?"

It`s pretty simple, if you dislike what`s being posted then start posting content yourself. It`s the same concept as people who don`t vote bitching about politics. Who are you to make bitchy comments about content on this site, when all you do is lurk and haven`t contributed to the community at all.
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Male 15,510
Segways are no longer enough looks like
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Male 315
ugh, I use to be a mall cop (rent-a-cop, "spam", by the hour police, whatever your choice of nickname) and I had to ride that drating thing (called a T3) through the parking lot while wearing a bicycle helmet and reflective vest. I looked like a retard on a motorized chariot.
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Male 3,310
@CHICOMIMI: Don`t stop there. Imagine driving into a pyramid of stacked gross cases of toilet paper!
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Male 3,310
What has been going on with this recent surge in attempting to discredit people based on how many links they have submitted? Is that why there are so many reposts and old poo? Because of some kind of neer pressure?
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Male 2,790
that`s almost as badass as when people put those big tires with huge tread on their segways
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Male 798
Cheezer, you have submitted no links at all. You can either contribute something or STFU.


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Male 402
oh,those have been at my target forever.
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Male 37,888

Shoplifter on isle 12!

QUICK! To the Targetmobile!
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Male 2,229
a `mall cop` "car"?
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Male 112
Used to be addicted to this site, f5 f5 f5. First link clicked on, 3.4 :facepalm:
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Male 37,888

Here the Target Security Team has aprehended another villain.

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Male 17,512
Paul Blart is working at Target now ?
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Male 2,159
Bitchin` rims, bro.
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Male 490
they have those at my school though ive never seen the campus police use them.
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Female 854
I`d would use that as the bowling ball and drive it into a pyramid of stacked toilet paper.
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Female 3,598
what is this i don`t even...
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Male 1,312
Theres one of those at the Target near me. It`s in an area where the security guards ride segways. I think they`re all f*cking stupid
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Male 6,737
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
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Male 1,620
Link: I Will Work For Free At Target [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...just for the opportunity to drive this bad boy.
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