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Date: 09/22/11 03:06 PM

36 Responses to I Will Work For Free At Target [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Link: I Will Work For Free At Target - ...just for the opportunity to drive this bad boy.
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
  3. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Theres one of those at the Target near me. It`s in an area where the security guards ride segways. I think they`re all f*cking stupid
  4. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    what is this i don`t even...
  5. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    I`d would use that as the bowling ball and drive it into a pyramid of stacked toilet paper.
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    they have those at my school though ive never seen the campus police use them.
  7. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Bitchin` rims, bro.
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Paul Blart is working at Target now ?
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36865 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Here the Target Security Team has aprehended another villain.

  10. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Used to be addicted to this site, f5 f5 f5. First link clicked on, 3.4 :facepalm:
  11. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    a `mall cop` "car"?
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36865 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    Shoplifter on isle 12!

    QUICK! To the Targetmobile!
  13. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    oh,those have been at my target forever.
  14. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    Cheezer, you have submitted no links at all. You can either contribute something or STFU.


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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    that`s almost as badass as when people put those big tires with huge tread on their segways
  16. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    What has been going on with this recent surge in attempting to discredit people based on how many links they have submitted? Is that why there are so many reposts and old poo? Because of some kind of neer pressure?
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    @CHICOMIMI: Don`t stop there. Imagine driving into a pyramid of stacked gross cases of toilet paper!
  18. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    ugh, I use to be a mall cop (rent-a-cop, "spam", by the hour police, whatever your choice of nickname) and I had to ride that drating thing (called a T3) through the parking lot while wearing a bicycle helmet and reflective vest. I looked like a retard on a motorized chariot.
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    Segways are no longer enough looks like
  20. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    @thelonious, " What has been going on with this recent surge in attempting to discredit people based on how many links they have submitted?"

    It`s pretty simple, if you dislike what`s being posted then start posting content yourself. It`s the same concept as people who don`t vote bitching about politics. Who are you to make bitchy comments about content on this site, when all you do is lurk and haven`t contributed to the community at all.
  21. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    @thelonius (cont)
    If you want the site to stay fresh and entertaining then do your part. This is a user supported site, if it isn`t for the users that do take the time to scour the internet for new and interesting sh*t then you wouldn`t have anything to look at. So translation, if you don`t like what`s on the site either post something yourself, or as Lolboy said Get the F*ck Out! That is all.
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36865 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Y`all shouldn`t pick on cheezer because he has no links.
    That doesn`t mean he hasn`t submitted stuff.
    It just means he has a terrible sense of humor and submits crap.
  23. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 3:57 am
    It`s like a Segway for morons who can`t balance.
  24. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 8:30 am
    @xCYBERDYNEx

    It`s pretty simple. It`s called freedom of expression. If you don`t like it then Get the F*ck Out! That is all.
  25. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 9:12 am
    "It`s pretty simple, if you dislike what`s being posted then start posting content yourself. It`s the same concept as people who don`t vote bitching about politics. Who are you to make bitchy comments about content on this site, when all you do is lurk and haven`t contributed to the community at all."

    You can`t really compare the two. Unlike politics, you have the WHOLE INTERWEBS, aka billions of pages, to scour and contribute.

    In politics, you get 10 candidates max to vote for, each with their own drawbacks.

    Not voting simply means you opted out of "picking your poison."

    What you should have said was "It`s the same concept as people who don`t run for office bitching about politics."

    Which means you need to start running for office, or GTFO.

    By the way, Simim23 for Pope, 2012!!
  26. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 11:11 am
    I submit.

    My girl makes me submit.

    She never rejects my submissions.
  27. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    @simim23: Actually, you can write in any candidate that you choose. Doesn`t mean they`ll win, but you can still vote for them. The comparison stands.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    awesome
  29. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Man i was so hammerd when i wrote that last night lol, it seems i wasn`t happy with the rating, there`s to many 4 star button bashers on here lately and i think i got a little irritated when i clicked into something i taught was worthy of a 3.4

    i do like IAB it was no1 on my chrome for a long time, its all vary nice here just a bit too nice sometimes.

    that or else i was drunk trolling lol
  30. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    @Thelonious, whatever, if you wanna keep complaining about IAB then feel free to exercise your right to get the f*ck out and hop back over to reddit.
  31. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    wouldn`t it be faster to run after the thieves and spear tackle them, instead of riding this thing around?
  32. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Hehe `Assets Protection` and it`s the thing in the store I`d most like to steal.
  33. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 8:38 am
    @asianchamp

    Usually the people that shop in megamarts physically can`t run faster than this.

    Hell, some are too fat to walk.
  34. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Lazy lazy LAZY!!!!!

    For those that do not believe in evolution, here is an example of de-evolution.

    This needs to stop.
  35. Profile photo of Kaylen226
    Kaylen226 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    America, this is why you`re fat... it`s so true >.<
  36. Profile photo of slbtiger
    slbtiger Female 30-39
    105 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    I`m pretty sure I could outrun this thing if I wanted Target`s "assets" badly enough.

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