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Date: 09/21/11 11:07 AM

14 Responses to I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend [Pic]

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Link: I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend - Suffice to say, it didn`t work and now she`s not talking to me.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Haha, epic
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 11:45 am
    For the record, unless she specifically requests it, I`m all good with the vagina. I`ve never understood the appeal of sticking your penis where she poops, especially if your straight. The vag is too good.
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    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    I tried taking it up the pooper once, ain`t no picnic.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    I have found this to be true.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Lol @Gerry
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    "Suffice to say, it didn`t work and now she`s not talking to me."

    If you kept the receipt for the strap on, you may be able to exchange it for something else.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    true true
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Try sticking it in the nose, talk about tight.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    There is nothing worse than dating a guy who`s after your ass. The more you don`t want it, the more he does. Then it becomes the age-old argument every time you f*ck. SO obnoxious.

    I`ve taken to asking guys on a first date: So where do you work? And are you going to be one of those dudes who wants to steal my b-hymen?? If so- deal breaker.
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    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    In bed.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    So homoerotic
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    Just the tip...
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    821 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 4:44 am
    Stick it in her ear and watch her sieze. It adds a whole new set of sensations to your memory.

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