I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Suffice to say, it didn"t work and now she"s not talking to me.
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Male 1,394
Stick it in her ear and watch her sieze. It adds a whole new set of sensations to your memory.
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Male 621
Just the tip...
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Male 15,510
So homoerotic
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Female 667
In bed.
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Female 2,674
There is nothing worse than dating a guy who`s after your ass. The more you don`t want it, the more he does. Then it becomes the age-old argument every time you f*ck. SO obnoxious.

I`ve taken to asking guys on a first date: So where do you work? And are you going to be one of those dudes who wants to steal my b-hymen?? If so- deal breaker.
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Male 886
Try sticking it in the nose, talk about tight.
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Male 25,416
true true
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Male 1,054
"Suffice to say, it didn`t work and now she`s not talking to me."

If you kept the receipt for the strap on, you may be able to exchange it for something else.
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Male 6,737
Lol @Gerry
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Male 38,459

I have found this to be true.
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Male 405
I tried taking it up the pooper once, ain`t no picnic.
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Male 926
For the record, unless she specifically requests it, I`m all good with the vagina. I`ve never understood the appeal of sticking your penis where she poops, especially if your straight. The vag is too good.
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Male 593
Haha, epic
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Male 1,620
Link: I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - Suffice to say, it didn`t work and now she`s not talking to me.
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