How To Troll Obnoxious Seagulls

Submitted by: kribbe 5 years ago in Funny

"It"s like some kinda force field..."
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Male 878
If idiot people hadn`t started feeding them in the first place this wouldn`t happen - they`d be scared of us and ignore us. I want to get my hands on the moron who throws seed out for pigeons in my neighborhood.
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Female 74
I used to live in a small Northern California town about 90 miles west of Reno, NV...and the dumpchickens were AGGRESSIVE. If you parked in a shopping center parking lot to eat, and cracked your window open even just a little, they`d actually try to fly into your car to get to the food. Even if all you had was soda or a cup of coffee. Some would even dive-bomb you on your way back to your car from getting your order if you started munching on those fries/chips/whatever before reaching the safety of the car.
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Male 194
I was waiting for the part where the gulls peck a hole in the window and attack the trolls.
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Male 68
Their car is going to be covered in crap
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Male 1,397
Ah, these are Black-Headed Gulls. They aren`t too bad. The ones you have to beware of are the Herring Gulls (or `pooehawks`).....bastards with feathers!
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Female 6,381
Last time I ate KFC (years ago) it was in a seaside park, and the gulls went NUTS! "Feed me bird!!" Well, they got fries. Funny thing was the shy birds were skinnier and grayer - the one fat, brilliant white one would take a fry from your hand. Evolution in action...
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Female 247
Kinda mean to the seaguls, but LOL
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Male 14,863
It`s like God mucking about with nature. GOD: "Ha ha, look at them rebuilding New Orleans and praying for good weather, are they retarded?"

Except, God is imaginary, which makes it worse.
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Male 2,593
Didn`t they see the Alfred Hitcock movie "The Birds"?
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Male 4,793
LOL... I hope they poop right in the middle of his windshield though, a nice, runny poop.
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Male 2,790
that`s...funny?...
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Male 208
Even better when you feed them alka-seltzer...POP!
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Male 5,314
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
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Female 236
lol my sisters and I used to do this at a seafood place in OR. Every year we went back they never learned.
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Male 6,737
Hah! Screw you birdies.
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Male 25,416
o thats so cruel... but their the ones pooping on the car. SO who really wins
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Female 394
Sir Alfred Hitchcock would know better :P They have to come out of that car sometime..
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Male 1,471
Drating Seagulls.. Scourge of the skies.. Pidgeons ain`t nothin`!.....

@Gerry: All too true......
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Male 5,101
And Gerry is the first on the list for Winner reply.
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Male 5,101
ryan99 you take words from my keyboard.
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Male 38,746

2 minutes later . . .

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Male 688
They deserve it.
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Male 2,344
It`s all fun and games, until they uncontrollably poo all over your car..
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Male 169
This is when a massive black-backed gull turns up and smashes the window. Now that would`ve been funny.
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Male 2,005
Link: How To Troll Obnoxious Seagulls [Rate Link] - `It`s like some kinda force field...`
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