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Date: 09/19/11 11:13 AM

25 Responses to How To Troll Obnoxious Seagulls

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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Link: How To Troll Obnoxious Seagulls - `It`s like some kinda force field...`
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    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:20 am
    This is when a massive black-backed gull turns up and smashes the window. Now that would`ve been funny.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:24 am
    It`s all fun and games, until they uncontrollably poo all over your car..
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:27 am
    They deserve it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 19, 2011 at 11:34 am

    2 minutes later . . .

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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:46 am
    ryan99 you take words from my keyboard.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:46 am
    And Gerry is the first on the list for Winner reply.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Drating Seagulls.. Scourge of the skies.. Pidgeons ain`t nothin`!.....

    @Gerry: All too true......
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    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Sir Alfred Hitchcock would know better :P They have to come out of that car sometime..
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    o thats so cruel... but their the ones pooping on the car. SO who really wins
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    Hah! Screw you birdies.
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    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    lol my sisters and I used to do this at a seafood place in OR. Every year we went back they never learned.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
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    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Even better when you feed them alka-seltzer...POP!
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    that`s...funny?...
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    LOL... I hope they poop right in the middle of his windshield though, a nice, runny poop.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    Didn`t they see the Alfred Hitcock movie "The Birds"?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14629 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    It`s like God mucking about with nature. GOD: "Ha ha, look at them rebuilding New Orleans and praying for good weather, are they retarded?"

    Except, God is imaginary, which makes it worse.
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    taelmx Female 18-29
    247 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    Kinda mean to the seaguls, but LOL
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    Last time I ate KFC (years ago) it was in a seaside park, and the gulls went NUTS! "Feed me bird!!" Well, they got fries. Funny thing was the shy birds were skinnier and grayer - the one fat, brilliant white one would take a fry from your hand. Evolution in action...
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 8:19 am
    Ah, these are Black-Headed Gulls. They aren`t too bad. The ones you have to beware of are the Herring Gulls (or `pooehawks`).....bastards with feathers!
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    DSDavis008 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Their car is going to be covered in crap
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    I was waiting for the part where the gulls peck a hole in the window and attack the trolls.
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    Stormwolf Female 40-49
    74 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    I used to live in a small Northern California town about 90 miles west of Reno, NV...and the dumpchickens were AGGRESSIVE. If you parked in a shopping center parking lot to eat, and cracked your window open even just a little, they`d actually try to fly into your car to get to the food. Even if all you had was soda or a cup of coffee. Some would even dive-bomb you on your way back to your car from getting your order if you started munching on those fries/chips/whatever before reaching the safety of the car.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 9:24 am
    If idiot people hadn`t started feeding them in the first place this wouldn`t happen - they`d be scared of us and ignore us. I want to get my hands on the moron who throws seed out for pigeons in my neighborhood.

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