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Date: 09/29/11 07:37 AM

27 Responses to Hey, Your Mom`s Dildo Finally Arrived [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Link: Hey, Your Mom`s Dildo Finally Arrived - Putting it on special order took a couple extra days, but she`ll think it`s worth it.
  2. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:45 am
    This is a machine for carving caves. I guess someone could wrap it up and stuff it in their vagina.
  3. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:52 am
    oh god...
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 8:13 am

    Really? A dildo joke? That`s the best you could do?

    pathetic
  5. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 8:29 am
    "Really? A dildo joke? That`s the best you could do?

    pathetic"

    Would you prefer this?

  6. Profile photo of tehbionic
    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 8:47 am
    That is horrifying.
  7. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Good thinking painting that white...
  8. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:11 am
    Well... She`ll be pleased.
    On second thought, better order another so she`ll have two...
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:14 am
    This is used for coal mining.
  10. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:53 am
    "On second thought, better order another so she`ll have two..."

    Just get one of these:

  11. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Someone just wants to fold this up and put it in their vagina.

    Tee hee

    8-) LJ
  12. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 10:56 am
    Nothing goes better with a dilldozer than a BRAWNDO!!!
  13. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 11:01 am
    "This is used for coal mining."

    Whoa, really? You mean that ISN`T a dildo??? Mind = blown.
  14. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Made me think of Tetsuo.
    Tetsuo: Iron Man
  15. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 11:27 am
    This is used for coal mining.

    I saw Mike Rowe using one of these to carve out caves for a winery on Dirty Jobs. Dildo, coal mining, cave carving etc. Either way, you need to use a lot of lube if you don`t want a serious injury.
  16. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    First time in a long time that I-A-B has made me laugh just from the link description.
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Nothing drills as good as the impaler 5000!
  18. Profile photo of Ishima
    Ishima Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    It took it long enough to arrive, i ordered it for mother`s day.
  19. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Epic.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    More like Godzillas dildo
  21. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    F**KING OUCH!!!!!
  22. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    LMAO
  23. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    Awesome, you got the one with the ass tickler.
  24. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 1:15 am
    Just like Idiocracy - the Assdozer!
  25. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 3:12 am
    @kim..., I`m starting to get concerned, how many posts is this that you reference putting something into one`s vagina?
  26. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:29 am
    There`s a 1up above it.
  27. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    @missPWNAGE

    love you

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