Hey, Your Mom`s Dildo Finally Arrived [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago in Funny

Putting it on special order took a couple extra days, but she"ll think it"s worth it.
There are 26 comments:
Male 311
@missPWNAGE

love you
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Male 2,121
There`s a 1up above it.
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Male 4,902
@kim..., I`m starting to get concerned, how many posts is this that you reference putting something into one`s vagina?
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Female 298
Just like Idiocracy - the Assdozer!
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Male 234
Awesome, you got the one with the ass tickler.
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Male 1,449
LMAO
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Male 476
F**KING OUCH!!!!!
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Male 15,510
More like Godzillas dildo
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Male 6,737
Epic.
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Male 35
It took it long enough to arrive, i ordered it for mother`s day.
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Male 25,416
Nothing drills as good as the impaler 5000!
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Male 1,931
First time in a long time that I-A-B has made me laugh just from the link description.
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Male 1,869
[quote]This is used for coal mining.[/quote]

I saw Mike Rowe using one of these to carve out caves for a winery on Dirty Jobs. Dildo, coal mining, cave carving etc. Either way, you need to use a lot of lube if you don`t want a serious injury.
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Male 506
Made me think of Tetsuo.
Tetsuo: Iron Man
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Male 772
"This is used for coal mining."

Whoa, really? You mean that ISN`T a dildo??? Mind = blown.
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Male 723
Someone just wants to fold this up and put it in their vagina.

Tee hee

8-) LJ
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Male 1,920
"On second thought, better order another so she`ll have two..."

Just get one of these:

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Male 17,511
This is used for coal mining.
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Male 5,626
Well... She`ll be pleased.
On second thought, better order another so she`ll have two...
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Male 1,526
Good thinking painting that white...
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Female 313
That is horrifying.
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Male 995
"Really? A dildo joke? That`s the best you could do?

pathetic"

Would you prefer this?

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Male 39,921

Really? A dildo joke? That`s the best you could do?

pathetic
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Male 3,745
oh god...
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Male 1,869
This is a machine for carving caves. I guess someone could wrap it up and stuff it in their vagina.
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Female 539
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