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Date: 09/13/11 12:31 PM

55 Responses to Have You Seen The New(ish?) Apple Monitor? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Link: Have You Seen The New(ish?) Apple Monitor? - Love Apple or hate `em, this technology is convenient--until it breaks down.
  2. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    I guess that`s kinda cool
  3. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    How do you clear a paper jam smash the monitor???
  4. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Heh, that`s awesome. Man you got to admit, Apple tech is some pretty-looking gear. How dod you change the cartridges, though?
  5. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    This would be cool if you don`t need to trash your monitor(aka computer cause we are talking about Apple) when ink is ended. In any case i call it fake.
  6. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    September 13, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Damn Apple and their desire to put everything together into a cutesy package to appeal to the visually impressable and yet offering ZERO customisability at the same time.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Insane.
  8. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    September 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    If you put a picture of yourself into it your soul will be stolen. It`s used to help keep Steve Jobs` soul out of hell.
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Is it a printer or a scanner?
  10. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    How dod you change the cartridges, though?
    You buy a new one of course!

    But I`m not impressed. My PC can bake pies.
  11. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    What was wrong with filling up a printer and pressing print when you wanted something printed?
  12. Profile photo of srximus
    srximus Male 30-39
    183 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    "...this technology is convenient--until it breaks down."

    EVERY technology is convenient until it breaks down.
  13. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    @pfkdxius

    It`s a piece of s**t.
  14. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    "...yet offering ZERO customisability at the same time."

    How the hell do you normally customise a printer?

    If there`s anything worse than someone who complains about computers, its someone who complains about bloody printers.
  15. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    So basically if anything in that thing breaks, you either have to spend a fortune fixing it or replace the whole thing. F*&% you Apple.
  16. Profile photo of brunobaboon
    brunobaboon Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    No thanks, man. This scanner is way too expensive to punch repeatedly as I do my current fax/scanner.
  17. Profile photo of loonytoony
    loonytoony Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    Bringing back the 50`s idea of fusing household objects and hoping they sell as a "New" idea, Apple?
    haha
  18. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Not usually an Apple fan, but this does look really awesome. Probably not too handy for printing large amounts of pages though.
  19. Profile photo of Guss
    Guss Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    I really don`t see the point in this... There is no (at least obvious) way to replace the ink, and you would have to feed every sheet in one at the time manually. Nice going apple....
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    Guss Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    And this is assuming that this is a printer, not a scanner. Since they feed in a blank piece of paper and a lettered one comes out. A scanner would probably be more handy imo.
  21. Profile photo of spultra13
    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    LOL, PRINTSCREEN! AMIRITE?


    Uhh... I can`t believe I`m the first person to call fake on this.

  22. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    @hatface,

    You`re stuck with that printer aren`t you? What if you want a better one? You have to fork out extra on top of the extra premium that Apple slapped on to their product for the monitor printer.
  23. Profile photo of simpletools
    simpletools Male 40-49
    50 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    @ hatface - It`s a scanner. Not a printer. And why would anyone buy that when you can get a printer that doubles as a scanner?
  24. Profile photo of simpletools
    simpletools Male 40-49
    50 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    @ hatface - omg, I stand corrected. It is a printer! The concept is just so stupid, that I just assumed it was a scanner. Seriously, that is the dumbest idea I have seen in a long time.
  25. Profile photo of Guss
    Guss Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    @ simpletools - How is this a scanner? Blank goes in, printed one comes out. There is even a picture of him pressing "P" on the keyboard!
  26. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    spultra13 the second you mean
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 13, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    lolz... well its a good effort. But parts would be very very expensive. Its apple
  28. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    with this method i would actually have to stand up and load pages one by one...i think i ill stick to reaching over to my laser jet for now, thank you very much!
  29. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    My god. You missed the obvious "Literal photo of the day" on this one.

    PrintScreen.
  30. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Im sure it only works with the most up to date patented "ipaper"
  31. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    285 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    What Tiredofnicks said!
  32. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    At first I thought, "This is actually a useful idea by Apple," until someone pointed out having to load each paper by hand. Suddenly I realize how incredibly inconvenient this actually is.

    I`m typing this ironically on my MacBook that I was required to get for college. I`m jealous of all my friends with Dell and Alienware.
  33. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    this is rubbish idea! for the reason that skypirate pointed out
  34. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    you`ll always have to move your keyboard when you print something. loading one page at a time.
  35. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    omg that is so dumb.
  36. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    I`m confused. People are commenting like this is real...
  37. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    "@ hatface - omg, I stand corrected. It is a printer! The concept is just so stupid, that I just assumed it was a scanner. Seriously, that is the dumbest idea I have seen in a long time."

    It`s so stupid you assumed it was scanner? What does that even mean?
  38. Profile photo of Simbosan
    Simbosan Male 40-49
    159 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    It`s a pr0nitor!
  39. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    A tray for the paper can be developed, that`s not the problem. The real problem comes when your monitor starts walking because of the printhead moving back and forth for each line as well as the monitor being topheavy. I did like the "literal photo of the day" comment. :)
  40. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    a paper jam would be soooo fun
  41. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    don`t hate..it does everything and it even shxts out paper
  42. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    drating hell... *throws pc*
  43. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    So, when your $50 printer breaks down, you have to replace a $1300 all-in-one computer?
  44. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    I agree with Kakabaka, not user friendly >> if it eats the paper that just sucks for you.
  45. Profile photo of johnhgough
    johnhgough Male 40-49
    99 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 12:52 am
    Its on all iMac`s already ,its one of the cooling vents nothing to do with a printer, scanner or anything.. stupid IAB
  46. Profile photo of DeadDisco
    DeadDisco Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 2:55 am
    how2replaceink
  47. Profile photo of venners77
    venners77 Male 30-39
    31 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 4:30 am
    Errr... it`s not real people.
  48. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 5:59 am
    LOL all these people think that a printer built into a monitor is a possibility. No one would even design that because of the obvious issues. A scanner that feeds down through the back might be nice though. Anyhow this is a joke about the ventilation on these monitors nothing more get over it already.
  49. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 6:54 am
    @DeadDisco: Sorry, I guess you`ll have to send it to Apple if you wanna do that.
  50. Profile photo of swiftkeys
    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 8:13 am
    lmao silly boys and girls, you`ved been played like some bongos.
  51. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 11:17 am
    wonder how difficult this would really be to implement
    I thought it was a scanner at first; as a printer kinda silly, but i think a scanner would be doable (no ink to replace)
  52. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:27 am
    Paper Jam!
  53. Profile photo of pwnlord
    pwnlord Male 18-29
    69 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 3:42 am
    I`ve had users stick cd`s in there, paper, just about anything flat they can find..
    Apple users are dumb drats anyway :o)
  54. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    I still think PC`s are better
  55. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 10:44 am
    "I`ve had users stick cd`s in there, paper, just about anything flat they can find..
    Apple users are dumb drats anyway :o)"

    Are you retarded? What do you mean you have had users stick stuff in there? This thing does not actually exist.

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