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Date: 09/24/11 11:00 AM

24 Responses to Harry Potter Causes School Lockdown

  1. Profile photo of PStephens
    PStephens Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    Link: Harry Potter Causes School Lockdown - I got a text at work from a friend who told me he was in lockdown because of Harry Potter.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Avada Kadavra! *stab stab*
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:06 am
    And if you twist the dagger after stabbing "Crucio!" (Or Cruciatis?, I never read the books, but I think the incantation and the spell`s name differ, correct me if I`m wrong)
  4. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:15 am
    He mistook a stick as a dagger. Haha what the drat.
  5. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:25 am
    hahaha
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:43 am
    I dun been driving dis here school bus when I dun saw some kid in a trench coat carryin` a knife. It dun look real scary an all.
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    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Wow. Someone was seriously out of the cultural loop.
  8. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Avada Kedavra!
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 24, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    Muggles are silly!
  10. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    213 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Man != High School Kid, Wand != Knife
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    A case of mistaken identity!
  12. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    @choon indeed

    O_O

    I was really hopping this is fake. How does a wand resemble the hilt of a dagger?

    who was the the bus driver in question? How old were they?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 3:07 pm
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    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    Yes! Finally this gets some coverage. I went to high school a town over, I heard about this and thought it was something that should be on here.
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1302 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    At least he wasn`t dressed as a Twilight character.
  16. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    @Superapearmy
    you thought it should be on here but you didn`t bother to post it?

    and what`s a supe rape army?
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    bex753 Male 40-49
    221 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 1:18 am
    I will now make the obligatory "the terrorists have already won" statement
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    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:12 am
    a couple years ago, my school went into lockdown because of a "bomb threat" in the school. the year before that they actually let us take the afternoon off
  19. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 7:28 am
    My wand of choice would have been a sawn off Savage-Springfield 67H. There is no magical defence against a fistful of bismuth.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Apparently also in the news:
    Woman`s afro searched for explosives
  21. Profile photo of Superapearmy
    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 8:45 am
    @I-IS-BORED
    I`ve tried posting stuff on here in the past and they never get posted.

    Super ape army
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    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    Facepalm
  23. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    @ Draculya

    Lol, you`re my hero of the day.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    "I will now make the obligatory "the terrorists have already won" statement"

    This has nothing to do with terrorists. Schools freak out like this because of things like columbine. The terrorists in these situations are the bullies that drive the kids to murder.

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