Harry Potter Causes School Lockdown

Submitted by: PStephens 6 years ago in Funny
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story/Student-dressed-as-Harry-Potter-prompts-Central/rxh6eK3m2EGEftyBLgnGMg.cspx

I got a text at work from a friend who told me he was in lockdown because of Harry Potter.
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Male 5,210
"I will now make the obligatory "the terrorists have already won" statement"

This has nothing to do with terrorists. Schools freak out like this because of things like columbine. The terrorists in these situations are the bullies that drive the kids to murder.
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Female 426
@ Draculya

Lol, you`re my hero of the day.
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Male 270
Facepalm
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Male 85
@I-IS-BORED
I`ve tried posting stuff on here in the past and they never get posted.

Super ape army
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Male 2,121
Apparently also in the news:
Woman`s afro searched for explosives
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Male 15,343
My wand of choice would have been a sawn off Savage-Springfield 67H. There is no magical defence against a fistful of bismuth.
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Male 286
a couple years ago, my school went into lockdown because of a "bomb threat" in the school. the year before that they actually let us take the afternoon off
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Male 221
I will now make the obligatory "the terrorists have already won" statement
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Male 2,419
@Superapearmy
you thought it should be on here but you didn`t bother to post it?

and what`s a supe rape army?
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Male 1,445
At least he wasn`t dressed as a Twilight character.
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Male 85
Yes! Finally this gets some coverage. I went to high school a town over, I heard about this and thought it was something that should be on here.
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Male 10,855
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Female 4,225
@choon indeed

O_O

I was really hopping this is fake. How does a wand resemble the hilt of a dagger?

who was the the bus driver in question? How old were they?
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Male 25,416
A case of mistaken identity!
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Male 213
Man != High School Kid, Wand != Knife
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Male 40,272

Muggles are silly!
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Female 1,652
Avada Kedavra!
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Male 142
Wow. Someone was seriously out of the cultural loop.
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Male 1,931
I dun been driving dis here school bus when I dun saw some kid in a trench coat carryin` a knife. It dun look real scary an all.
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Male 6,737
hahaha
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Male 1,540
He mistook a stick as a dagger. Haha what the drat.
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Male 4,004
And if you twist the dagger after stabbing "Crucio!" (Or Cruciatis?, I never read the books, but I think the incantation and the spell`s name differ, correct me if I`m wrong)
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Male 4,004
Avada Kadavra! *stab stab*
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Male 2
Link: Harry Potter Causes School Lockdown [Rate Link] - I got a text at work from a friend who told me he was in lockdown because of Harry Potter.
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