Great Value Brand Is Looking For A Lawsuit [Pic]

Submitted by: Juicy_Juice 5 years ago in Weird

"Judge, I was planning on making my kids scrambled eggs, instead I poisoned and killed them."
There are 49 comments:
Female 2
Soooo she didn`t notice it smelt like lemons instead of butter? How do you even confuse those two scents?
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Male 1,737
You`d be a dumbsh*t to keep your cooking supplies and cleaning supplies in the same cupboard. The fact that look similar means nothing to me, lots of things look similar.
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Male 303
i know it`s a joke. But it`s sad that people go straight to Great Value as the possible culprit. Even more sad, someone might have a good chance at actually winning that suit.
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Male 1,918
It`s like the SNL skit "It`s a floorwax!" "No its a dessert topping!" "Settle down you two. It`s both!"
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Male 864
Uh... Great Value would win that lawsuit so fast the judge wouldn`t get paid. It`s written in plain English what is in each can, they`re different shades of yellow, the non-stick spray has pancakes on it, and they have different nozzles. Fail-post is a fail.
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Male 2,790
read it before you spray it on stuff. and who keeps their grease and polish so close together?
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Female 85
I hope you`re using T9 or something. I think the word you`re looking for is illiterate.

A few years back an illegitimate mother down here bought powdered laundry detergent thinking it was lemonade mix (since it had pictures of lemons on it) and poisoned her children.
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Female 85
I, personally, was more entertained by the mouse and skull in the jar next to the aerosol containers...
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Male 26
Feed some of the poison to gerry
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Male 4,793
Anybody that gets poisoned via this deserves it. I`m all for natural selection. Gotta get rid of the retards somehow, way to go great value.
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Male 1,704
What is that in the jar next to the sprays??!
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Male 4,902
"Maybe the brand is shared, or both things are made from the same company? You know, like noname?"

Yeah man, Great Value is the WalMart brand.
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Male 5,413
Well if you`re stupid and just pick up random sprays, that`s your fault.
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Male 19
LMAO!!!
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Male 3,631
Well - the Furniture Polish DOES have a Spanish description; that should distinguish it in some way.

Feel like playing the second level of Goldeneye for some reason..
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Male 10,440
Maybe the brand is shared, or both things are made from the same company? You know, like noname?
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Female 418
No, zackisit, no one else saw it....................
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Male 161
i happen to like shinny lemon pancakes
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Male 96
ummm....... did anyone eles see the fake rat and skull in the jar....
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Male 76
Hey mom why does my scramble eggs taste like fresh lemony death?
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Male 928
Yes because you know they stock both of these on the same shelf side by side and no one can see the super bold print on the one meant for eating let alone the PICTURE of what it is for...
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Female 2,549
Illegitimate mother? How do I become one?
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Female 735
I made that EXACT mistake a few weeks ago!!!
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Male 1,647

I f--ing love the comments. Bubbly rice and and the mouse and skull.. awesome.
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Male 1,595
A few years back an illegitimate mother down here bought powdered laundry detergent thinking it was lemonade mix (since it had pictures of lemons on it) and poisoned her children.
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Male 354
Girlfriend mistook dish soap for canola oil once. My rice had bubbles.
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Male 546
cuz.... it`s probably the same stuff inside the can. Multipurpose product.
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Male 759
Is that a mouse in a jar with a skull on the left side?
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Male 2,033
I just spent an hour licking all of my furniture to make sure I hadn`t made this mistake.
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Male 17,512
You`d still have to be extremely dense to mistake these two cans.
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Male 362
@oystah yeah haha I used to suck on a lead bullet when I was around 5 years old
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Male 2,486
There`s a skull in the background.
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Male 237
@Oystah: You are 40-49 and actually on I-A-B... And you say you are just fine? :) Let`s be honest here, we are all "not just fine", me included ;)
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Male 25,416
Butter?? really. WOW thats creative
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Female 4,039
Not to worry - I used to lick the lemon Pledge nozzle all the time when I was a kid because it smelled so good, and I turned out just fine.
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Male 195
Only in US you can sue anybody for almost anything.
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Male 6,737
If you`re stupid enough to do that maybe your death would help the human race.
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Male 12
...Is that a pygmy skull??
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Male 243
It looks like a big jar with a skull and a frozen rat tipping over
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Male 213
On the other hand, now all my furniture smells like butter.
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Male 60
What the hell is that to the lower left of the cooking spray? A skull in a jar? With a dead rat next to it? Mixing cans may be the least of their kids` worries.
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Male 405
I once made the mistake of using oven cleaner to dust my coffee table.
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Male 41
You have to remove the cap on the butter spray to use it. If you`re spraying a can on your food without first removing a cap, you`re a dummy. Additionally, if you`re removing the cap on your furniture polish, you`re a dummy.
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Male 34
I agree with Gerry; probably exactly the same chemicals in both items. Multi-purpose!
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Female 9,475
That`s why you don`t put them on the same shelf.
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Male 38,480

I`ll bet you $20 there`s no differance besides the label.
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Male 10,339
One is lemon colored, and one is butter colored. If you can`t tell the difference, eat the wrong one and make room for the normal people, please.
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Male 1,832
Don`t keep the two together? Problem solved.
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Female 328
Link: Great Value Brand Is Looking For A Lawsuit [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Judge, I was planning on making my kids scrambled eggs, instead I poisoned and killed them.`
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