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Date: 09/24/11 10:45 AM

40 Responses to Footie Linesman Gets Hit In The Head With TP Roll

  1. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:45 am
    Link: Footie Linesman Gets Hit In The Head With TP Roll - Linesman pegged with toilet paper roll goes down like he`s been shot.
  2. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:54 am
    That looks more like a roll of receipt paper, and they are rolled very tight, would be like receiving a rock to the noggin.
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    Squidbush Male 40-49
    803 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Gotta watch out for the extra strength stuff.
  4. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:05 am
    this is why soccer will never get the respect it doesn`t deserve anyways.
  5. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Everyone in soccer is just made from vagina.
  6. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Soccer.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Was the roll filled with lead? Because if not, he`s the biggest pussy ever.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:23 am
    hahaha, it was obviously 3ply
  9. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:32 am
    @Batmanners true, if it were a roll of receipt paper it would probably weigh at least a pound or two and pretty hard as well.
    If it was TP, what a faker, shame.
  10. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:36 am
    that looks more like receipt tape to me.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Looked too narrow to be toilet paper.
    More like the hard roll of paper on a calducator
    or cash register.
  12. Profile photo of MrMcArb
    MrMcArb Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:42 am
    To be fair the guy doesnt know what he`s been hit with..
  13. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    September 24, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Look up the word "pussy" in any dictionary and you`ll see this guy`s picture. I think he just got an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records for World`s Biggest Pussy.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    soccer is so manly.
  15. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Even though it`s not toilet paper, you can still tell he`s a pussy football player, rolling around on the floor holding his face...
  16. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Soccer, a man`s game

  17. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    the people saying it looked like receipt tape, receipt tape doesn`t float like that (unspooled), it looked more like a streamer, which is as soft, if not softer, than toilet paper
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Wow. the linesmen shouldnt take a dive like that. Thats lame
  19. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    people are saying it looked like receipt tape because it looks like receipt tape
  20. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    I don`t understand why people are saying that it should not have hurt. In order to get something so lightweight to fly any significant distance, it must be attached to something solid and heavy like a rock, etc. Hence like when you are are "rolling" someone house, it is easier to make the TP fly the heavier the roll is (kind of).

    In this case, it looked to be attached to a rock and that is why it probably hurt... bad
  21. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    theyre all drating pansies, they learn to fall professionally
  22. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Yep. Definitely looks more like receipt tape than toilet paper.

    Then again, it could just be the world`s smalled roll of TP.
  23. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    It`s not receipt tape. It`s too light and twirls around in the air. Receipt tape would flop on the ground. Trust me at my current job I`ve done a lot of receipt tape-throwing. It`s a stream.
    Nor is it attached to a rock or anything like that. If it were it wouldn`t bounce off his head like a rubber ball. Go outside and throw a roll of toilet paper. Notice how it goes really far and isn`t effected by a small breeze? Now have your friend chuck it at your head.

    The guy is a puss stop trying to make it sound like anything significant happened to him.
  24. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    That really beaned him; the core flew straight up after hitting him on the head. I`m not saying it wasn`t an overreaction; it could well have been. But something, either a wood/heavy card roll core or a weight was involved.
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    This is why I don`t watch football (soccer to you Americans) anymore. It`s full of bitches. Even the referees are bereft of testicles.
  26. Profile photo of jarjarburns
    jarjarburns Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    Yea cause receipt tape is a common thing to bring to any sporting event.
  27. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    My prayers go out to his family.
  28. Profile photo of beeze72
    beeze72 Male 30-39
    207 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 12:20 am
    Gonna go with receipt tape. Doesn`t appear to have a large enough inner cardboard roll for it to be TP...in which, yes that would hurt like a mother
  29. Profile photo of smaus
    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 12:50 am
    hmmm, so by most logic then that plastic helmet in baseball defers enough momentum to make a fastball less traumatic than a roll of paper
  30. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 1:34 am
    BOOM HEADSHOT!
  31. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 1:56 am
    why the hell can`t people just watch a funny clip and lol instead of trying to analyse the poo out of it all the time.
  32. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 2:39 am
    PMSFL!!!.... Ok so i just made my bf hit me in the head with a brand new roll of paper towel (viva if u must know lol).... and im not even close to being on the ground crying like a little bitch..... MOFO soccer players....... TINY LITTLE BITCHS!!!! MY 5 Y/O Daughter IS HARDER THAN YOU ALL!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    matei Male 18-29
    68 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 2:45 am
    @Lauryn:
    that`s not TP. it`s the paper roll which gives receipts in shop registers and they do hurt...
  34. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:57 am
    ... It`s not a TP roll, or a receipt roll.. -.-
    It`s a roll for a confetti streamer...
  35. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 10:11 am
    so i guess its not just the players that are like this?
  36. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 10:50 am
    @trickroom - I`ll bet he plays at the weekends...
  37. Profile photo of meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    187 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Well, it depends on the height it was thrown from.
  38. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    drat people it`s a confetti streamer. Stop saying it`s receipt paper because it`s not.
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    Maybe the border of the paper cut him
  40. Profile photo of Stardust6702
    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Even the linesmen in soccer are pussies

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