Footie Linesman Gets Hit In The Head With TP Roll

Submitted by: xCYBERDYNEx 5 years ago in Funny

Linesman pegged with toilet paper roll goes down like he"s been shot.
There are 39 comments:
Male 165
Even the linesmen in soccer are pussies
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Male 15,510
Maybe the border of the paper cut him
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Male 1,540
drat people it`s a confetti streamer. Stop saying it`s receipt paper because it`s not.
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Male 187
Well, it depends on the height it was thrown from.
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Male 670
@trickroom - I`ll bet he plays at the weekends...
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Male 286
so i guess its not just the players that are like this?
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Male 1,646
... It`s not a TP roll, or a receipt roll.. -.-
It`s a roll for a confetti streamer...
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Male 68
@Lauryn:
that`s not TP. it`s the paper roll which gives receipts in shop registers and they do hurt...
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Female 437
PMSFL!!!.... Ok so i just made my bf hit me in the head with a brand new roll of paper towel (viva if u must know lol).... and im not even close to being on the ground crying like a little bitch..... MOFO soccer players....... TINY LITTLE BITCHS!!!! MY 5 Y/O Daughter IS HARDER THAN YOU ALL!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 3,147
why the hell can`t people just watch a funny clip and lol instead of trying to analyse the poo out of it all the time.
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Male 715
hmmm, so by most logic then that plastic helmet in baseball defers enough momentum to make a fastball less traumatic than a roll of paper
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Male 207
Gonna go with receipt tape. Doesn`t appear to have a large enough inner cardboard roll for it to be TP...in which, yes that would hurt like a mother
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Male 405
My prayers go out to his family.
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Male 17
Yea cause receipt tape is a common thing to bring to any sporting event.
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Male 12,138
This is why I don`t watch football (soccer to you Americans) anymore. It`s full of bitches. Even the referees are bereft of testicles.
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Female 6,381
That really beaned him; the core flew straight up after hitting him on the head. I`m not saying it wasn`t an overreaction; it could well have been. But something, either a wood/heavy card roll core or a weight was involved.
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Male 1,540
It`s not receipt tape. It`s too light and twirls around in the air. Receipt tape would flop on the ground. Trust me at my current job I`ve done a lot of receipt tape-throwing. It`s a stream.
Nor is it attached to a rock or anything like that. If it were it wouldn`t bounce off his head like a rubber ball. Go outside and throw a roll of toilet paper. Notice how it goes really far and isn`t effected by a small breeze? Now have your friend chuck it at your head.

The guy is a puss stop trying to make it sound like anything significant happened to him.
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Male 2,521
Yep. Definitely looks more like receipt tape than toilet paper.

Then again, it could just be the world`s smalled roll of TP.
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Male 2,384
theyre all drating pansies, they learn to fall professionally
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Male 2,796
I don`t understand why people are saying that it should not have hurt. In order to get something so lightweight to fly any significant distance, it must be attached to something solid and heavy like a rock, etc. Hence like when you are are "rolling" someone house, it is easier to make the TP fly the heavier the roll is (kind of).

In this case, it looked to be attached to a rock and that is why it probably hurt... bad
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Male 1,249
people are saying it looked like receipt tape because it looks like receipt tape
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Male 25,416
Wow. the linesmen shouldnt take a dive like that. Thats lame
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Male 1,625
the people saying it looked like receipt tape, receipt tape doesn`t float like that (unspooled), it looked more like a streamer, which is as soft, if not softer, than toilet paper
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Male 546
Soccer, a man`s game

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Male 772
Even though it`s not toilet paper, you can still tell he`s a pussy football player, rolling around on the floor holding his face...
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Male 2,737
soccer is so manly.
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Male 11,740
Look up the word "pussy" in any dictionary and you`ll see this guy`s picture. I think he just got an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records for World`s Biggest Pussy.
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Male 5
To be fair the guy doesnt know what he`s been hit with..
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Male 38,483

Looked too narrow to be toilet paper.
More like the hard roll of paper on a calducator
or cash register.
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Male 955
that looks more like receipt tape to me.
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Male 2,513
@Batmanners true, if it were a roll of receipt paper it would probably weigh at least a pound or two and pretty hard as well.
If it was TP, what a faker, shame.
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Male 6,737
hahaha, it was obviously 3ply
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Male 934
Was the roll filled with lead? Because if not, he`s the biggest pussy ever.
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Male 886
Soccer.
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Male 911
Everyone in soccer is just made from vagina.
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Male 5,314
this is why soccer will never get the respect it doesn`t deserve anyways.
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Male 1,096
Gotta watch out for the extra strength stuff.
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Male 4,004
That looks more like a roll of receipt paper, and they are rolled very tight, would be like receiving a rock to the noggin.
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Male 4,902
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