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Date: 09/13/11 08:38 AM

30 Responses to Florida Is In The News Again… For Vampires?

  1. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 12, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    Link: Florida Is In The News Again... For Vampires? - Florida? Hooters? Nudity? Vampires? Old People? This nutty news story has everything.
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    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:48 am
    The hell is wrong with people?
  3. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:52 am
    Drugs are bad.
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    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 8:58 am
    You know what else is weird? I submitted a link to the article like...5 days ago. And it didn`t get put up here. Guess that means the internet doesn`t read. O.K. Learned my lesson.
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    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Fcuk the what, Florida? Fcuk the what?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:06 am

    Take a bite out of crime!
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Half naked and covered in blood ftw!
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2050 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:26 am
    wait... lemme get this straight.. he got away? as in his moto scooter is faster than her vampire powers? she can fly and stuff. didn`t you see twilight..
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2308 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:28 am
    To be truly bat poo crazy one must think like a bat, act like a bat and become the bat.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:30 am
    "didn`t you see twilight.. "

    I think the problem is she probably saw too much of twilight
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:32 am
    @Aedran

    Actually I sent this link like a week ago, they just decided to post it today
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:40 am
    Oh, Twilight, what have you done to society?
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Say no to drugs... well... the harder ones anyways.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 10:04 am
    She would be screwed (and rightly so) if she did this to a person of good health but to do it to an elderly person just tripled her time.
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 10:29 am
    she`s just a little kinky, that`s all....
  16. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Half naked and covered in blood ftw!
  17. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Vampires don`t bite random chunks out of your face, they go once for the neck! She is a zombie or an infected or a garden variety cannibal.

    I love how he said "I went to hooters to get out of the rain and happened to fall asleep with this girl next to me." Rrriiiggghhhhtttt...
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    dirtysteve00 Male 30-39
    373 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    Can`t blame twilight, this sounds actually scarey.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    No one really thinks about these things do they?

    A severe laceration to a lip...lol, it`s like a severe laceration to a finger, it bleeds for a few seconds and then it stops. sounds painful!
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    it`s so much worse just because she did it to an innocent old man.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    Half naked and covered in blood. Just another typical Tuesday night around here.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Somebody likes to get wet...

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Shes not even a hot vampire
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    I heard that the guy was living at the abandoned Hooter`s, and that he asked her to go meet him there.
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    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    September 13, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    This story sucks... HA!
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 12:28 am
    Looks like someone was doing up the PCP.
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 11:44 am

    He`s on a scooter... how fast do they go? "He managed to get away"... ?
    Slow speed chase ensues.
  28. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 14, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    AHHHH! They always say it`s vampires, but we all know it`s really Zombies! O_O I`m going to be hiding now...
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    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:29 am
    ....oh wow....
  30. Profile photo of PopeRocket
    PopeRocket Male 30-39
    120 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    Nicholas Cage said it best:

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