Florida Is In The News Again... For Vampires?

Submitted by: Angelmassb 6 years ago in Weird

Florida? Hooters? Nudity? Vampires? Old People? This nutty news story has everything.
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Male 120
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Female 246
....oh wow....
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Female 185
AHHHH! They always say it`s vampires, but we all know it`s really Zombies! O_O I`m going to be hiding now...
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Male 39,880

He`s on a scooter... how fast do they go? "He managed to get away"... ?
Slow speed chase ensues.
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Male 675
Looks like someone was doing up the PCP.
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Male 297
This story sucks... HA!
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Female 1,589
I heard that the guy was living at the abandoned Hooter`s, and that he asked her to go meet him there.
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Male 25,416
Shes not even a hot vampire
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Male 4,902
Somebody likes to get wet...

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Male 11,739
Half naked and covered in blood. Just another typical Tuesday night around here.
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Female 1,356
it`s so much worse just because she did it to an innocent old man.
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Male 688
No one really thinks about these things do they?

A severe laceration to a lip...lol, it`s like a severe laceration to a finger, it bleeds for a few seconds and then it stops. sounds painful!
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Male 373
Can`t blame twilight, this sounds actually scarey.
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Male 1,442
Vampires don`t bite random chunks out of your face, they go once for the neck! She is a zombie or an infected or a garden variety cannibal.

I love how he said "I went to hooters to get out of the rain and happened to fall asleep with this girl next to me." Rrriiiggghhhhtttt...
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Male 3,310
Half naked and covered in blood ftw!
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Male 628
she`s just a little kinky, that`s all....
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Male 3,477
She would be screwed (and rightly so) if she did this to a person of good health but to do it to an elderly person just tripled her time.
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Male 1,292
Say no to drugs... well... the harder ones anyways.
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Male 1,540
Oh, Twilight, what have you done to society?
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Male 15,510
@Aedran

Actually I sent this link like a week ago, they just decided to post it today
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Male 15,510
"didn`t you see twilight.. "

I think the problem is she probably saw too much of twilight
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Male 2,389
wait... lemme get this straight.. he got away? as in his moto scooter is faster than her vampire powers? she can fly and stuff. didn`t you see twilight..
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Male 3,310
Half naked and covered in blood ftw!
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Male 39,880

Take a bite out of crime!
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Male 358
Fcuk the what, Florida? Fcuk the what?
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Female 295
You know what else is weird? I submitted a link to the article like...5 days ago. And it didn`t get put up here. Guess that means the internet doesn`t read. O.K. Learned my lesson.
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Male 594
Drugs are bad.
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Female 298
The hell is wrong with people?
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Male 15,510
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