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Date: 09/05/11 12:27 PM

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  1. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Link: Facial Hair Types: Expanded - Which one are you, I-A-B men (or women with lots of testosterone)?
  2. Profile photo of Censorship
    Censorship Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    I guess I`m a Van Dyke, but shorter
  3. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Chin Curtain for now, but one day, so help me God, I will have a Friendly Muttonchops!
  4. Profile photo of slbtiger
    slbtiger Female 30-39
    105 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Ugh. Facial hair is disgusting. Will not date anyone who has it.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    I hate hate hate Soul Patches.
    Looks like your Hitler mustache slipped down
  6. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Short Boxed. I don`t have the facial structure for an Anchor.
  7. Profile photo of Crizzy777
    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Is it just me or is a the famous "3th reich moustache" missing? (To any trolls out there, I don`t want to offend anybody with this comment :)
  8. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    they forgot the mercury.
  9. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Awww mine isn`t on there. I`d say the closest is the `Friendly Mutton Chops`, but no sideburns (so not mutton chops at all).
  10. Profile photo of SirLunchalot
    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Mutton chops.
  11. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Where is the `Beard of Zeus`?
  12. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Le petit
  13. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    rap industry standard, or as i like to call it the d-bag.
  14. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Would be a Van Dyke, but I`m not much good at moustaches, so it`s really more of a goatee.
  15. Profile photo of Adi_Noor
    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    soul patch
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Short boxed beard here

    @BeardofZeus

    ...or did you just create that account for this very post?
  17. Profile photo of hutch058
    hutch058 Male 30-39
    17 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    short boxed beard...minus the chin-lip connection
  18. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Mmmm well, as a woman I have no facial hair but I must say The Zappa, The Franz Josef, The Sparrow, the Friendly Mutton Chops, A la Souvarov and The Dalí are my favorites.
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Why does the goatee look alot like the emplem of the rebels from star wars
  20. Profile photo of liberalirony
    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Midway between a van dyke and a rap industry standard....
  21. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    I alternate between the Fu Manchu & the Zappa
  22. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    Lol@ rap industry standard.
  23. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    where`s the hitler?
  24. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3144 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    I am sporting the chin puff part of the handlebar plus chin puff with the sideburns of the Franz Josef. No mustache though. Just side burns and goatee.
  25. Profile photo of nonny1
    nonny1 Female 40-49
    4 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    shave it! shave it all!!
  26. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    I usually sport the scratchy stubble style.... although you can`t really call being too lazy to shave every day a `style`.
  27. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    Too lazy too shave except for every so often.
  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    "where`s the hitler?"

    I was thinking the same thing.
  29. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    Where`s the Charlie Chaplin mustache?
  30. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    I rock the van dyke.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    The Rent Is Too Damn High Beard


  32. Profile photo of vVvBrock
    vVvBrock Male 18-29
    177 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    van dyke`s where it`s at.
  33. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    I want a Franz Josef
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    Mine isn`t on here. I have the lazy gamer stubble.
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    Federation Standard for me
  36. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    I`m rockin the Hulihee
  37. Profile photo of WobxFobxdobx
    WobxFobxdobx Male 18-29
    54 posts
    September 5, 2011 at 11:36 pm
    I am rather disappointed by the lack of Kerry King.
  38. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 1:29 am
    I`ll have friendly mutton chops, top hat, and tails please.
    I will then walk about town with a giant button on my lapel that says Mayor
    ...everyone will believe me, they`ll have to i`ll have the uniform.
  39. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 1:30 am
    Also, how freaky would it be to see a Mario mustache that wasn`t a false one.
  40. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 3:04 am
    I rock the short boxed beard.
  41. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 4:32 am
    xelous:

    Like this?


    Or for the slightly-aged look?


    Or my favourite:
  42. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 4:46 am
    Ah, no, strike that, THIS is my favourite:
  43. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 6:18 am
    They could have had a slightly less uglier face pose for this.
  44. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Chin strap = Douche chops.
  45. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    I slowly go from Federation Standard to Short Boxed Beard, then very quickly back to Federation Standard, and the cycle repeats.
  46. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    "Ugh. Facial hair is disgusting. Will not date anyone who has it."
    On behalf of everyone who has facial hair, "Wheww".
  47. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    September 6, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    im a cross between the zappa and the soul patch..
  48. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:17 am
    Where is the Stark?
  49. Profile photo of cascusttac
    cascusttac Male 30-39
    9 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    Correction: the handlebar and chin puff is the true Van Dyke, named for the 17th century Flemish painter Anthony van Dyck. It is also known as the Royale. The Old Dutch is also known as the Amish, or Alaskan Whaler.
  50. Profile photo of BuceBen
    BuceBen Male 18-29
    22 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 4:05 am
    Coach bag : http://www.newstyle2011.com

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