Facial Hair Types: Expanded [Pic]

Submitted by: i_rule_you 6 years ago in

Which one are you, I-A-B men (or women with lots of testosterone)?
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Male 9
Correction: the handlebar and chin puff is the true Van Dyke, named for the 17th century Flemish painter Anthony van Dyck. It is also known as the Royale. The Old Dutch is also known as the Amish, or Alaskan Whaler.
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Male 4,793
Where is the Stark?
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Male 958
im a cross between the zappa and the soul patch..
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Male 247
"Ugh. Facial hair is disgusting. Will not date anyone who has it."
On behalf of everyone who has facial hair, "Wheww".
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Male 4,290
I slowly go from Federation Standard to Short Boxed Beard, then very quickly back to Federation Standard, and the cycle repeats.
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Male 14,331
Chin strap = Douche chops.
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Male 1,216
They could have had a slightly less uglier face pose for this.
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Male 5,094
Ah, no, strike that, THIS is my favourite:
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Male 5,094
xelous:

Like this?


Or for the slightly-aged look?


Or my favourite:
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Male 1,586
I rock the short boxed beard.
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Male 2,513
Also, how freaky would it be to see a Mario mustache that wasn`t a false one.
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Male 2,513
I`ll have friendly mutton chops, top hat, and tails please.
I will then walk about town with a giant button on my lapel that says Mayor
...everyone will believe me, they`ll have to i`ll have the uniform.
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Male 54
I am rather disappointed by the lack of Kerry King.
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Male 4,902
I`m rockin the Hulihee
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Male 15,510
Federation Standard for me
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Male 10,440
Mine isn`t on here. I have the lazy gamer stubble.
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Male 2,441
I want a Franz Josef
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Male 177
van dyke`s where it`s at.
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Male 39,920

The Rent Is Too Damn High Beard


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Male 934
I rock the van dyke.
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Female 403
Where`s the Charlie Chaplin mustache?
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Female 9,572
"where`s the hitler?"

I was thinking the same thing.
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Male 575
Too lazy too shave except for every so often.
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Male 3,147
I usually sport the scratchy stubble style.... although you can`t really call being too lazy to shave every day a `style`.
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Female 4
shave it! shave it all!!
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Male 3,646
I am sporting the chin puff part of the handlebar plus chin puff with the sideburns of the Franz Josef. No mustache though. Just side burns and goatee.
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Male 977
where`s the hitler?
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Male 900
[email protected] rap industry standard.
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Male 616
I alternate between the Fu Manchu & the Zappa
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Male 196
Midway between a van dyke and a rap industry standard....
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Male 25,416
Why does the goatee look alot like the emplem of the rebels from star wars
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Female 1,623
Mmmm well, as a woman I have no facial hair but I must say The Zappa, The Franz Josef, The Sparrow, the Friendly Mutton Chops, A la Souvarov and The Dalí are my favorites.
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Male 17
short boxed beard...minus the chin-lip connection
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Male 10,855
Short boxed beard here

@BeardofZeus

...or did you just create that account for this very post?
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Male 191
soul patch
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Male 540
Would be a Van Dyke, but I`m not much good at moustaches, so it`s really more of a goatee.
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Male 3,060
rap industry standard, or as i like to call it the d-bag.
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Male 336
Le petit
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Male 670
Where is the `Beard of Zeus`?
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Male 118
Mutton chops.
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Male 3,425
Awww mine isn`t on there. I`d say the closest is the `Friendly Mutton Chops`, but no sideburns (so not mutton chops at all).
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Female 2,927
they forgot the mercury.
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Male 112
Is it just me or is a the famous "3th reich moustache" missing? (To any trolls out there, I don`t want to offend anybody with this comment :)
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Male 5,094
Short Boxed. I don`t have the facial structure for an Anchor.
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Male 39,920

I hate hate hate Soul Patches.
Looks like your Hitler mustache slipped down
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Female 105
Ugh. Facial hair is disgusting. Will not date anyone who has it.
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Male 772
Chin Curtain for now, but one day, so help me God, I will have a Friendly Muttonchops!
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Male 75
I guess I`m a Van Dyke, but shorter
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Female 358
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