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Date: 09/22/11 01:52 PM

34 Responses to Everything`s Bigger In Texas

  1. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Link: Everything`s Bigger In Texas - Having everything bigger in Texas is good... for the most part.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Do we just happen to have bigger egos as well?
  3. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Well, she`s gonna need it.
  4. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    :)
  5. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Worth a chuckle :3
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Awesome!
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    lol
  8. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Anyone else kinda think that was hot?
  9. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Can we just get rid of Texas already ?
  10. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    lol :D
  11. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    :/
  12. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    LOL
  13. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    @defiythelie
    No, but we can get rid of you?
  14. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    She`s a babe.
  15. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    lol, took me a minute
  16. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    I wonder if it`s the outside or inside she`s referring to.... Still lmao.
  17. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    I`ll lend her mine
  18. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    haha Puppet Therapy- "Show me, on me, where he touched you...*gasp*"
  19. Profile photo of artvamp27
    artvamp27 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    i don`t understand
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    i don`t understand
    A large penis is good; a large vagina is bad, umkay?
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    maybe it`s a really long clitoris
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    bad visual.... forget I said that
  23. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 22, 2011 at 11:53 pm


    Texas, F*ck Yeah...
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 12:02 am
    @defiythelie, "Can we just get rid of Texas already ?"

    LOL silly sad midwesterner,


    Please try to get rid of Texas, we dare you!
  25. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 9:34 am
    Hey now, if you can dish it out, you can take it.

    This goes for sex as well.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    awesome
  27. Profile photo of biobiobio
    biobiobio Male 18-29
    9 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    giant vaginas? did not get it...
  28. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    "Please try to get rid of Texas, we dare you!"

    No one else wants it. Even the people on that island that will be completely underwater because of global warming, don`t want Texas. They`d rather drown.

    Little known fact: Hitler committed suicide not because the Nazi`s were losing. No, his scientists had perfected radical new technology that would win the war for Germany - but - Eisenhower had sent the Germans a detailed report about Texas, with photo`s of Texan women, and a simple note saying "Winner gets Texas".

    Hitler read the report, and promptly shot himself, saving his country from big hair, intellectually repressed school boards, and Jack Handy.
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    oryfoxer7410 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    I live in Houston Texas and I love it. Not a redneck or any stereotype....
  30. Profile photo of Kleidermotte
    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    @ Heureux: O_ô
  31. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 23, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    @Heureux:


    ^^Miss Texas^^


    That is all...
  32. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 3:22 am
    That chick was cute.
  33. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Heureux....Hitler didn`t shoot himself... serious flaw...

    Damn...I just looked it up and he did... touche my good man.
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    thedvlsangel Female 18-29
    85 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 1:02 am
    drat you.
    texas is awesome.

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