Everything`s Bigger In Texas

Submitted by: bacon_pie 6 years ago in Funny

Having everything bigger in Texas is good... for the most part.
There are 34 comments:
Female 85
drat you.
texas is awesome.
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Female 203
Heureux....Hitler didn`t shoot himself... serious flaw...

Damn...I just looked it up and he did... touche my good man.
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Male 554
That chick was cute.
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Male 4,902
@Heureux:


^^Miss Texas^^


That is all...
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Male 168
@ Heureux: O_ô
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Male 57
I live in Houston Texas and I love it. Not a redneck or any stereotype....
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Male 1,054
"Please try to get rid of Texas, we dare you!"

No one else wants it. Even the people on that island that will be completely underwater because of global warming, don`t want Texas. They`d rather drown.

Little known fact: Hitler committed suicide not because the Nazi`s were losing. No, his scientists had perfected radical new technology that would win the war for Germany - but - Eisenhower had sent the Germans a detailed report about Texas, with photo`s of Texan women, and a simple note saying "Winner gets Texas".

Hitler read the report, and promptly shot himself, saving his country from big hair, intellectually repressed school boards, and Jack Handy.
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Male 9
giant vaginas? did not get it...
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Male 25,416
awesome
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Female 1,427
Hey now, if you can dish it out, you can take it.

This goes for sex as well.
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Male 4,902
@defiythelie, "Can we just get rid of Texas already ?"

LOL silly sad midwesterner,


Please try to get rid of Texas, we dare you!
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Male 4,902


Texas, F*ck Yeah...
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Male 39,929

bad visual.... forget I said that
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Male 39,929

maybe it`s a really long clitoris
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Male 15,832
[quote]i don`t understand[/quote]
A large penis is good; a large vagina is bad, umkay?
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Female 42
i don`t understand
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Male 2,790
haha Puppet Therapy- "Show me, on me, where he touched you...*gasp*"
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Male 2,592
I`ll lend her mine
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Male 768
I wonder if it`s the outside or inside she`s referring to.... Still lmao.
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Female 4,225
lol, took me a minute
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Female 330
She`s a babe.
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Male 718
@defiythelie
No, but we can get rid of you?
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Male 718
LOL
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Male 1,231
:/
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Male 633
lol :D
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Male 230
Can we just get rid of Texas already ?
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Male 480
Anyone else kinda think that was hot?
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 39,929

Awesome!
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Male 2,332
Worth a chuckle :3
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Male 6,737
:)
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Male 15,832
Well, she`s gonna need it.
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Male 10,855
Do we just happen to have bigger egos as well?
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Male 3,060
Link: Everything`s Bigger In Texas [Rate Link] - Having everything bigger in Texas is good... for the most part.
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