Dumbest Marriage Ceremony Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 5 years ago

Do you take this dumbass to be your lawfully wedded husband? Ans do you take this idiot to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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Male 22
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Male 2,988
aww of the day imo
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Male 1,737
They are so hung up on each other, awww of the day?
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Male 598
i hope the marriage doesnt get suspended...
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Male 1,249
Dumbest? Nah. Most extreme? Sure. I dont get off on this but if other people want to thats badass.
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Male 37,910

There`s just no limit to how far some bitches will go
once they get their hooks in a man!
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Female 192
Um... ok? And a $1.5 million dollar wedding isn`t just as stupid?
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Male 2,441
Just tell me why...
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Female 4,447
Not for me, but if that`s your thing, then go for it. Go all out and have a blast. I hope they have a long and happy marriage.
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Male 82
Haters gonna hate, but still, I think that doing what you want and having a wedding that you both think is cool instead of going with a traditional wedding that you`d be unhappy with is the way to go, no matter what.
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Male 3,474
She`s really hooked on him. I hope they die of staph infection.
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Male 1,832
Eh, at least thats original.
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Male 541
*cringes* that looks painful
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Male 4,793
"Wouldn`t the skin just rip, and then they would fall? I just don`t get it... "

No.
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Male 25
Uniquely DUMB.
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Female 2,674
Wouldn`t the skin just rip, and then they would fall? I just don`t get it...
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Male 37,910

The relationship did not last very long. She didn`t like him just hanging around the house all day.
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Male 2,859
Fecking OW!
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Female 1,435
not dumb. unique
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Female 14
It`s probably a good thing she`s not a fatty :)
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Male 12,138
Why though, why? I mean, go for it if it`s your thing, but I just don`t get it...
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Male 20
I don`t care what any of you say. I`ve done three suspensions and yes they hurt. To do a tandem suspension is a whole different level of pain. i give that guy my up-most respect. that is dedication to his partner.
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Male 25,416
Not dumb just painful
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Male 1,505
"I don`t understand why they`re dumbasses."

The purpose of skin is to protect everything underneath it...not to suspend you from large hooks for attention-whorish rituals.

They`re not being edgy or original. They`re just being drating dumb.
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Male 240
1) at first glance i thought the hooks were through her nipples

2) is that a slip and slide?
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Male 210
I don`t do suspensions and hell, i i`ve only had my lip pierced once a few years ago. But that looks like way more of a depiction of love than a traditional marriage
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Male 4,902
I bet the were nice and sore when they consummated the marriage.
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Male 552
I don`t understand why they`re dumbasses.
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Male 101
NSFW!!!
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Male 12,138
Why though, why? I mean, go for it if it`s your thing, but I just don`t get it...
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Female 105
The most romantic part is the bloody bandage on the chick.
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Female 409
That would definiely not be my cup of tea... but, eh... if they`re both THAT extreme about bod-mod and suspension... then, I guess it will be memorable for them at least.
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Female 403
.....Are those hooks in her breasts? Ouch...
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Male 612
thats no dumber then a dude marrying another dude.
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Male 15,510
I wonder what they do during the divorce then
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Male 3
crazyyyyyyy.
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Male 2,790
shark bait
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Male 12,365
Why should I care if consenting adults want to stick hooks in themselves and hang around? It`s silly, but I don`t have to do it, no-one else is harmed by it and nobody is being coerced into it (as far as I know).

My first thought was that under the circumstances it`s a little weird that he`s putting a ring on her finger, i.e. not a piercing.
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Female 803
um....ow?
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Male 1,646
why are they idiots? It`s beautiful in it`s own way. That is how they are and what they enjoy. Hate only produces more hate.
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Male 819
Why?
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Male 17,512
[quote]Idiots calling people that enjoy off the wall sh*t idiots huh?[/quote]

That wasn`t `off the wall` though, that was off the tree branch.
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Male 593
"Their kid was also at the wedding..."

Thats f*cking hilarious
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Male 37,910

Their kid was also at the wedding...


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Male 2,486
"Do you take this dumbass to be your lawfully wedded husband? Ans do you take this idiot to be your lawfully wedded wife? "

"ans"

Idiots calling people that enjoy off the wall sh*t idiots huh?

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This is what happens when dumbasses get bored...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?????????/"

You know what else happens? Your conception.

lols.
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Male 37,910

The bride didn`t wear white..... TRAMP!
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Male 35
I don`t think its being an idiot. I think its kinda cute. From what i can tell She is suspended from HIS body. Promising to care for someone and to be cared for while being physically supports by that person kinda makes sense. But I`m not up for doing that haha
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Female 3,727
This is what happens when dumbasses get bored...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?????????/
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Female 353
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