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Date: 09/24/11 08:45 AM

89 Responses to Diablo III Makes This Rotund Gamer Lose His Cool

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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Link: Diablo III Makes This Rotund Gamer Lose His Cool - You`ve ruined your final franchise! Which I guess is better than ruining your Final Fantasy. Hard to know for certain.
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    herouk87 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 8:53 am
    this guys gonna get mentioned in the Darwin awards pretty soon
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    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 8:57 am
    He`s got some good points, but ffs, chill out. He almost nailed Leia in the face with his mighty war hammer toss. D:
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:10 am
    thelonius, Great find! Wow that was good.
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    morimacil123 Male 18-29
    171 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:10 am
    He should calm down. With his bodyweight, that kind of stress is bound to give him a heart attack -_-
    Also, whats with his voice? "yur gaem is fssshiit"?
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:12 am
    This reeks of fake.

    herouk87, I don`t think you know what `darwin awards` means.
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    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Spit the poo out of your mouth before you try to speak.
    -herouk87-
    One more of these rants and a heart attack will kill him before he gets a chance for the Darwin award.
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    Shinjimaxwel Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 24, 2011 at 9:14 am
    holy stereotyped geek, batman
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Thanks, madest. I tried to misspell franchise when I submitted it to make it more like he pronounced it and I guess I got spell checked. LOL
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:21 am
    At least now he`s finally getting some much needed exercise flailing his arms around like that.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:28 am
    i agree with every point he is makiong, though :/
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    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:32 am
    about 9 minutes too short for the full cardio effect but at least he worked up a sweat.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:33 am
    "this guys gonna get mentioned in the Darwin awards pretty soon"

    That is exactly what I was thinking as I was watching this.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:35 am
    Despite his lisping gasping rant, he does have a point about Blizzard being greedy `shumzabiches` (as he would pronounce it).
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:36 am

    Thiszh waszh really szhilly!
  16. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:43 am
    I refuse to believe that Blizzard is trying to make money.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:56 am
    He has some valid points, but I feel like he was acting. I mean really. Nobody actually gets mad enough to hit themselves in the face with a keyboard.

    And I highly doubt many people actually speak like that.

    Perhaps, instead, he was exaggerating and making his rant ridiculous to watch (though still valid in content) so that he could go viral and get his message out, instead of being ignored like all of the other self righteous geeks.
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    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 9:59 am
    For such a "fake" video, he sure did spend a lifetime to look that fat and nerdy. Overdone? Yes, but not fake
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:00 am
    i hate the direction that video game is taking. Buying up gear, upgrade your player and stuff using real money instead of the ingame challenges. It takes out the purpose of gaming and change it to profit only
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:01 am
    I didn`t think people like this really existed; I thought it was an age old portrayal of a geek cliche.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:04 am
    Wait `till he finds out they changed facebook..
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:24 am
    wow i have a really tough time taking him seriously with that kinda voice
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:39 am
    silly voice
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    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:40 am
    "Wait `til he finds out they changed facebook.."

    LMAO
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    Skellan Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Those flailing arms require an anger dome.

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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:44 am
    it`s not rotund. its call fat.
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    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:55 am
    This guy is a total L00zer, he had another rant about one of the dungeons in World of Warcraft being (little girl voice)"too hard"...I wonder if he ever thought he just might not be as good as he thinks he is...lol
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:00 am
    "I don`t get on a plane very often because I have to buy two tickets". I lol`d
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:09 am
    This guy`s such a troll.
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    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:12 am
    What have you got to look forward to, tubby? A heart attack soon. We hope.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:28 am
    hot damn, i watched that fat f*ck whine, then i watched the related video with the hottie talking about the buying gold thing. way better.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:31 am

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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Yeah...well I totally agree with what he`s saying >.<
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    cloud7zero Male 18-29
    102 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:35 am
    he already ahs a full "of the whale" outfit
  35. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Holy jeebus. It sounds like a deranged Cindy Brady post op.

    I laughed myself silly after he said "I don`t get on a plane very often because I have to buy two tickets, which is a whole another thing"

    lmao I can`t even understand him at the end...it`s like, "l;kajsdflkjas lasjdflkjhds," heavy breathing, "lasdfkl sdakfjhg h" heavy breathing
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    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Was he hitting himself with Mjolnir? LOL
  37. Profile photo of Anger
    Anger Male 18-29
    218 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 11:56 am
    it does suck when people just straight purchase a fully made character
    why even have a storyline
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    Surely this must be a wind up, he can`t be for real.
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    TeamVenture Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    OMG this guy is hilarious. Every point he makes is true though. It may be blown way out of proportion, but there absolutely are people like this. And honestly, Blizzard should listen. People like this are their core demographic.
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    I agree with him but like omg i`ve never laughed so hard. That arm failing made my day. $49.95!!!!!! lols
  41. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    VIDYA GAEMS!!!
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    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Doesn`t this guy own a comic book store on The Simpsons
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    OMG...raging loser!
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    1. no one plays diablo single player
    2. what`s wrong with a auction house? people use trading servers anyways.
    3. whats wrong with real money? gold farmers and item farmers run rampant and will exist regardless. blizzard isn`t selling the items, other players are.

    dude needs to chill
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    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Towards to end I thought he`d croak and fall dead with a heart attack. This is awesome
  46. Profile photo of number1man
    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    1. Not sure but i think this is the guy who made the fake hacked WoW account video (if this is real or not its still funny)

    2.he had like 300-400 dollars in his hand... so he can afford whatever they`re charging
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Is Diable III gonna coming out for the Wii?
  48. Profile photo of Rich1710
    Rich1710 Male 18-29
    93 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Isnt this the voice adam savage is always doing?
  49. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Hey guyz. This is serious business. That`s like...his entire private life.

    Look at that fat jiggle...
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Wow, he ran outta breath talking, just, wow.

    Sadly he`s a little bit right, the games aren`t made for the die hard fans, it`s made for the casual gamer whose gonna fork out money because they don`t have the time to play all day long.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    as much as i hate this guy i hate diablo 3 more, its a drating joke
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    DRM always on isn`t something I agree with but If that is what blizzard wants to do then I am fine with it. If you don`t want to spend real money then you don`t have to. Wow has been ruined for years by gold sellers and as much a blizzard try to stop it the problem is only getting worse. This seems to be the only option left to blizzard and i f it stops the gold selling spam I am all for it. By the way if you try and play diablo 3 on what most people call a netbook you are going to be in for a shock.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    this man is a genius.
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    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Hahah! I love this guy! The keyboard at the end was a little much, but I would totally hang out with him. He seems mad cool. lol
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    dustercat21 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    i cant understand you... wait what?

    it`s funnier to watch this without sound.... random arm flailing... someone make a techno dance video to that please! bahahahaha
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    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    Why is everyone so mad that a company wants to have money? Isn`t that what all companies want? Money? Folks will still buy D3 and Blizz will see it as success, then add more games like it.
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    Gafnaz Male 30-39
    138 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    Heart attack eminent at 3:40!
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    Malace5 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    Not being able to play offline has to be due to all the item duping from d2. The in game auction house for real money is usable by all players and they can make real money off items they find. So i really don`t see what the problem is, other than blizz makes you pay a small fee to post items and takes a cut from sales. This merely allows them to profit off of what already exists in the third part market of item and character sales.

    This dude is either the saddest nerd or a complete troll. I vote trololol.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    Awesome nerd voice. A true classic right here.
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    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    You guys are aware that this is just a character that this guy does, right?

  61. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    He could look forward to using his legs for walking to loose that fat ass of his to maybe be able to only have to pay for one plane seat.. instead of two...
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    The in game auction house for real money is usable by all players and they can make real money off items they find.

    Oh, God no. No... seriously? The game at that point in time becomes a business. Account hacking will run rampant (or try to), gold farmers will be everywhere, and the entire game ceases to be a game and it becomes a business on both ends.

    There`s a game already out there if you want to start a business inside of a game, its called Second Life, and we do not need a second Second Life...
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    Nerd has a point, Activision has made all Blizzard games total dookie. Their games used to be amazing, addicting, fun to play. Now they`re just mini whores in colorful disguises
  64. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 24, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    Hey people commenting on this

    HE`S ACTING
  65. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 12:22 am
    Honestly the wait for Diablo III has been so long I`m starting to not give a crap.
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 12:31 am
    I don`t care. I`m playing the drat out of Diablo III.
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    HelloKi Male 18-29
    107 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 12:36 am
    Worst game EVER!

    ~Comic Book Guy
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    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 12:37 am
    I seriously do not understand how people get so obese. I feel the same way as he does though. I just don`t play the games.
  69. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 1:07 am
    I knew all the MMORPG were going to be about continuously making more cash back when I quit playing Everquest. If you play a MMORPG you might as well dip yourself in molten sugar and wrap yourself up in wax paper, because you`re a sucker.

    You`d be better off saving your money and investing it in a 401k or retirement plan, and that advice comes straight from Suze Orman.
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    metalhannes Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 2:16 am
    Well he is absolutely right.
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    otso Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 4:12 am
    People sold items for cash in Diablo 2, now Blizzard just gives them an ingame platform to do this. I don`t think it`s a good thing because it supports chinese sweatshops, but it won`t effect my gaming experience.

    If people want to spend their money on ingame items that`s fine by me. It`s an optional service and I`m going to ignore it like my pet parrot I had as a kid.
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    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:17 am
    hopefully the ingame store kinda thing will prevent the spam bots that infest diablo 2... i too will be ignoring the store though, buying items for video games is silly
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    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:26 am
    Poor guy, shoulda just gone with a strongly worded letter
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    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:31 am
    oh snap, i have the same hammer
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    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 6:50 am
    My goodness. Those arms really do move, don`t they?
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    Feylynn Female 18-29
    83 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Obvious troll is obvious?
    There is really nothing else to say here except others have done it better and the internet is still silly.

    Have a nice day.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 11:49 am
    DRM always on isn`t something I agree with but If that is what blizzard wants to do then I am fine with it.

    I`m not. So I won`t be buying Diablo 3, just as I haven`t bought any other game with always-on DRM. Which is a shame, because I bought D1 and D2 and all the expansion packs and enjoyed playing them all.

    If a company is honest about charging customers to rent games with total control over their playing being retained by the publisher and they price their rentals appropriately, I might rent some stuff from them.

    When a company does that and deceitfully portrays it as a sale rather than a rental, I won`t rent from them. Especially when they`re so deceitful that they don`t even acknowledge what they`re doing.

    I buy most of my games from Good Old Games nowadays - no DRM at all, of any kind.
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    lol
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    Snowy42 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    Try saying this with me.... "ESSSS"

    Now that`s done... Always on DRM? Who cares, honestly I think it`s a good thing! It means that people aren`t going to be able to hack the game (as easy). People need to pay for their games, otherwise it`s just going to end up like D2, everyone has a hacked copy of D2.

    Bravo Blizzard, truely smart move. I commend you.

    Also.... This guy is seriously bat-poo crazy.
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    its this guy again. This has to be a parody, a joke. It cant be real.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    September 25, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    You need to boycott the donuts
  82. Profile photo of Izaq
    Izaq Male 30-39
    173 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 1:32 am
    "Cave man" (who lives in the man cave)
    tells is like it is!

    Go learn, Blizzard! xD
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 3:02 am
    Obvious troll is obvious, do I even have to say this?
  84. Profile photo of Viden
    Viden Male 18-29
    57 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 5:25 am
    lol, obvious troll, but unfortunatly there are some people out there who don`t like the DRM and the auction house. Let me remind you of a few things. You don`t like DRM, don`t play. D2 was only fun offline when you cheated and made impossible items and characters. The best part of D2 was playing online and trading items. Secondly, people are upset that you can spend real money to purchase in game items. You can already do that with D2 and WoW, it just isn`t sanctioned by blizzard. Again, if you don`t like the auction house DONT USE IT. Thirdly... It`s a game, you will get over it, life will go on, and one day you will get laid. That is all.
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    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    the first 6 seconds had me laughing.
  86. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    The next step, of course, is to balance the game to make it close to impossible to play without continually paying extra money to buy additional items.

    So not only do you have to pay to rent the game (if it has always-on DRM, you are renting it, not buying it), but you will have to continually pay to play it and the extra costs will be far more than the original rental cost of the game. Since they will be repeated small payments, people will not see the true cost.

    There are no end of "free to play" games that do this already, and they`re of far lower quality.

    Viden: when it`s impossible for you to buy (as opposed to rent) a game, there aren`t any single-player games and every game costs you hundreds per year, you might reconsider your views.
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    carslyle Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:23 am
    While he sounds like a tard talking about this, he does make a good point. There is no point in having a game (especially a game franchise with such a strong following as Diablo) that is strictly multi player driven that makes actual playtime and effort so easy to circumvent. What happens is you get some complete noob who knows jack about the game but can twink themselves to high heaven with gear and then ruin the experience for the rest of us by acting like lazy jerks.
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    Bewsa30 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 8:46 am
    I thought he was actually going to pop towards the end.

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