Diablo III Makes This Rotund Gamer Lose His Cool

Submitted by: thelonious 6 years ago in Funny

You"ve ruined your final franchise! Which I guess is better than ruining your Final Fantasy. Hard to know for certain.
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Male 36
I thought he was actually going to pop towards the end.
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Female 13
While he sounds like a tard talking about this, he does make a good point. There is no point in having a game (especially a game franchise with such a strong following as Diablo) that is strictly multi player driven that makes actual playtime and effort so easy to circumvent. What happens is you get some complete noob who knows jack about the game but can twink themselves to high heaven with gear and then ruin the experience for the rest of us by acting like lazy jerks.
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Male 12,365
The next step, of course, is to balance the game to make it close to impossible to play without continually paying extra money to buy additional items.

So not only do you have to pay to rent the game (if it has always-on DRM, you are renting it, not buying it), but you will have to continually pay to play it and the extra costs will be far more than the original rental cost of the game. Since they will be repeated small payments, people will not see the true cost.

There are no end of "free to play" games that do this already, and they`re of far lower quality.

Viden: when it`s impossible for you to buy (as opposed to rent) a game, there aren`t any single-player games and every game costs you hundreds per year, you might reconsider your views.
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Male 402
the first 6 seconds had me laughing.
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Male 57
lol, obvious troll, but unfortunatly there are some people out there who don`t like the DRM and the auction house. Let me remind you of a few things. You don`t like DRM, don`t play. D2 was only fun offline when you cheated and made impossible items and characters. The best part of D2 was playing online and trading items. Secondly, people are upset that you can spend real money to purchase in game items. You can already do that with D2 and WoW, it just isn`t sanctioned by blizzard. Again, if you don`t like the auction house DONT USE IT. Thirdly... It`s a game, you will get over it, life will go on, and one day you will get laid. That is all.
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Male 411
Obvious troll is obvious, do I even have to say this?
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Male 173
"Cave man" (who lives in the man cave)
tells is like it is!

Go learn, Blizzard! xD
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Male 1,162
its this guy again. This has to be a parody, a joke. It cant be real.
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Male 12
Try saying this with me.... "ESSSS"

Now that`s done... Always on DRM? Who cares, honestly I think it`s a good thing! It means that people aren`t going to be able to hack the game (as easy). People need to pay for their games, otherwise it`s just going to end up like D2, everyone has a hacked copy of D2.

Bravo Blizzard, truely smart move. I commend you.

Also.... This guy is seriously bat-poo crazy.
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Male 249
lol
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Male 12,365
[quote]DRM always on isn`t something I agree with but If that is what blizzard wants to do then I am fine with it.[/quote]

I`m not. So I won`t be buying Diablo 3, just as I haven`t bought any other game with always-on DRM. Which is a shame, because I bought D1 and D2 and all the expansion packs and enjoyed playing them all.

If a company is honest about charging customers to rent games with total control over their playing being retained by the publisher and they price their rentals appropriately, I might rent some stuff from them.

When a company does that and deceitfully portrays it as a sale rather than a rental, I won`t rent from them. Especially when they`re so deceitful that they don`t even acknowledge what they`re doing.

I buy most of my games from Good Old Games nowadays - no DRM at all, of any kind.
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Female 83
Obvious troll is obvious?
There is really nothing else to say here except others have done it better and the internet is still silly.

Have a nice day.
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Male 540
My goodness. Those arms really do move, don`t they?
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Female 144
oh snap, i have the same hammer
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Female 144
Poor guy, shoulda just gone with a strongly worded letter
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Male 286
hopefully the ingame store kinda thing will prevent the spam bots that infest diablo 2... i too will be ignoring the store though, buying items for video games is silly
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Male 21
People sold items for cash in Diablo 2, now Blizzard just gives them an ingame platform to do this. I don`t think it`s a good thing because it supports chinese sweatshops, but it won`t effect my gaming experience.

If people want to spend their money on ingame items that`s fine by me. It`s an optional service and I`m going to ignore it like my pet parrot I had as a kid.
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Male 144
Well he is absolutely right.
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Male 17,511
I knew all the MMORPG were going to be about continuously making more cash back when I quit playing Everquest. If you play a MMORPG you might as well dip yourself in molten sugar and wrap yourself up in wax paper, because you`re a sucker.

You`d be better off saving your money and investing it in a 401k or retirement plan, and that advice comes straight from Suze Orman.
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Male 165
I seriously do not understand how people get so obese. I feel the same way as he does though. I just don`t play the games.
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Male 107
Worst game EVER!

~Comic Book Guy
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Female 123
I don`t care. I`m playing the drat out of Diablo III.
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Male 330
Honestly the wait for Diablo III has been so long I`m starting to not give a crap.
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Male 2,419
Hey people commenting on this

HE`S ACTING
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Male 2,513
Nerd has a point, Activision has made all Blizzard games total dookie. Their games used to be amazing, addicting, fun to play. Now they`re just mini whores in colorful disguises
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Male 675
[quote]The in game auction house for real money is usable by all players and they can make real money off items they find.[/quote]

Oh, God no. No... seriously? The game at that point in time becomes a business. Account hacking will run rampant (or try to), gold farmers will be everywhere, and the entire game ceases to be a game and it becomes a business on both ends.

There`s a game already out there if you want to start a business inside of a game, its called Second Life, and we do not need a second Second Life...
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Male 1,313
He could look forward to using his legs for walking to loose that fat ass of his to maybe be able to only have to pay for one plane seat.. instead of two...
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Male 342
You guys are aware that this is just a character that this guy does, right?

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Male 2,033
Awesome nerd voice. A true classic right here.
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Male 7
Not being able to play offline has to be due to all the item duping from d2. The in game auction house for real money is usable by all players and they can make real money off items they find. So i really don`t see what the problem is, other than blizz makes you pay a small fee to post items and takes a cut from sales. This merely allows them to profit off of what already exists in the third part market of item and character sales.

This dude is either the saddest nerd or a complete troll. I vote trololol.
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Male 138
Heart attack eminent at 3:40!
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Male 228
Why is everyone so mad that a company wants to have money? Isn`t that what all companies want? Money? Folks will still buy D3 and Blizz will see it as success, then add more games like it.
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Female 121
i cant understand you... wait what?

it`s funnier to watch this without sound.... random arm flailing... someone make a techno dance video to that please! bahahahaha
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Male 550
Hahah! I love this guy! The keyboard at the end was a little much, but I would totally hang out with him. He seems mad cool. lol
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Male 1,523
this man is a genius.
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Male 683
DRM always on isn`t something I agree with but If that is what blizzard wants to do then I am fine with it. If you don`t want to spend real money then you don`t have to. Wow has been ruined for years by gold sellers and as much a blizzard try to stop it the problem is only getting worse. This seems to be the only option left to blizzard and i f it stops the gold selling spam I am all for it. By the way if you try and play diablo 3 on what most people call a netbook you are going to be in for a shock.
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Male 2,384
as much as i hate this guy i hate diablo 3 more, its a drating joke
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Male 1,735
Wow, he ran outta breath talking, just, wow.

Sadly he`s a little bit right, the games aren`t made for the die hard fans, it`s made for the casual gamer whose gonna fork out money because they don`t have the time to play all day long.
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Female 295
Hey guyz. This is serious business. That`s like...his entire private life.

Look at that fat jiggle...
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Male 93
Isnt this the voice adam savage is always doing?
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Male 1,674
Is Diable III gonna coming out for the Wii?
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Male 240
1. Not sure but i think this is the guy who made the fake hacked WoW account video (if this is real or not its still funny)

2.he had like 300-400 dollars in his hand... so he can afford whatever they`re charging
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Male 376
Towards to end I thought he`d croak and fall dead with a heart attack. This is awesome
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Male 663
1. no one plays diablo single player
2. what`s wrong with a auction house? people use trading servers anyways.
3. whats wrong with real money? gold farmers and item farmers run rampant and will exist regardless. blizzard isn`t selling the items, other players are.

dude needs to chill
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Male 25,416
OMG...raging loser!
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Male 244
Doesn`t this guy own a comic book store on The Simpsons
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Male 718
VIDYA GAEMS!!!
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Female 1,515
I agree with him but like omg i`ve never laughed so hard. That arm failing made my day. $49.95!!!!!! lols
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Male 59
OMG this guy is hilarious. Every point he makes is true though. It may be blown way out of proportion, but there absolutely are people like this. And honestly, Blizzard should listen. People like this are their core demographic.
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Male 1,243
Surely this must be a wind up, he can`t be for real.
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Male 218
it does suck when people just straight purchase a fully made character
why even have a storyline
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Male 142
Was he hitting himself with Mjolnir? LOL
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Male 886
Holy jeebus. It sounds like a deranged Cindy Brady post op.

I laughed myself silly after he said "I don`t get on a plane very often because I have to buy two tickets, which is a whole another thing"

lmao I can`t even understand him at the end...it`s like, "l;kajsdflkjas lasjdflkjhds," heavy breathing, "lasdfkl sdakfjhg h" heavy breathing
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Male 101
he already ahs a full "of the whale" outfit
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Female 497
Yeah...well I totally agree with what he`s saying >.<
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Male 2,796

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Male 5,314
hot damn, i watched that fat f*ck whine, then i watched the related video with the hottie talking about the buying gold thing. way better.
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Male 106
What have you got to look forward to, tubby? A heart attack soon. We hope.
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Male 6,737
This guy`s such a troll.
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Male 447
"I don`t get on a plane very often because I have to buy two tickets". I lol`d
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Male 92
This guy is a total L00zer, he had another rant about one of the dungeons in World of Warcraft being (little girl voice)"too hard"...I wonder if he ever thought he just might not be as good as he thinks he is...lol
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Male 3,285
it`s not rotund. its call fat.
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Male 38
Those flailing arms require an anger dome.

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Male 5,189
I agree Crabes but at the same time I don`t have time to play games as much as I used to so I sometimes will spend cash to catch up with friends who have the time to play.
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Male 296
"Wait `til he finds out they changed facebook.."

LMAO
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Male 2,790
silly voice
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Male 2,004
wow i have a really tough time taking him seriously with that kinda voice
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Male 1,471
Wait `till he finds out they changed facebook..
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Male 1,646
I didn`t think people like this really existed; I thought it was an age old portrayal of a geek cliche.
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Male 1,284
i hate the direction that video game is taking. Buying up gear, upgrade your player and stuff using real money instead of the ingame challenges. It takes out the purpose of gaming and change it to profit only
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Male 252
For such a "fake" video, he sure did spend a lifetime to look that fat and nerdy. Overdone? Yes, but not fake
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Male 3,894
He has some valid points, but I feel like he was acting. I mean really. Nobody actually gets mad enough to hit themselves in the face with a keyboard.

And I highly doubt many people actually speak like that.

Perhaps, instead, he was exaggerating and making his rant ridiculous to watch (though still valid in content) so that he could go viral and get his message out, instead of being ignored like all of the other self righteous geeks.
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Male 3,310
I refuse to believe that Blizzard is trying to make money.
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Male 39,929

Thiszh waszh really szhilly!
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Male 17,511
Despite his lisping gasping rant, he does have a point about Blizzard being greedy `shumzabiches` (as he would pronounce it).
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Male 688
"this guys gonna get mentioned in the Darwin awards pretty soon"

That is exactly what I was thinking as I was watching this.
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Male 589
about 9 minutes too short for the full cardio effect but at least he worked up a sweat.
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Male 3,619
i agree with every point he is makiong, though :/
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Male 541
At least now he`s finally getting some much needed exercise flailing his arms around like that.
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Male 3,310
Thanks, madest. I tried to misspell franchise when I submitted it to make it more like he pronounced it and I guess I got spell checked. LOL
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Male 1
holy stereotyped geek, batman
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Male 119
Spit the poo out of your mouth before you try to speak.
-herouk87-
One more of these rants and a heart attack will kill him before he gets a chance for the Darwin award.
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Male 1,832
This reeks of fake.

herouk87, I don`t think you know what `darwin awards` means.
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Male 171
He should calm down. With his bodyweight, that kind of stress is bound to give him a heart attack -_-
Also, whats with his voice? "yur gaem is fssshiit"?
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Male 7,378
thelonius, Great find! Wow that was good.
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Male 798
He`s got some good points, but ffs, chill out. He almost nailed Leia in the face with his mighty war hammer toss. D:
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Male 189
this guys gonna get mentioned in the Darwin awards pretty soon
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Male 3,310
Link: Diablo III Makes This Rotund Gamer Lose His Cool [Rate Link] - You`ve ruined your final franchise! Which I guess is better than ruining your Final Fantasy. Hard to know for certain.
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