Christian Casual Encounters: Christian Hookup Site

Submitted by: Subushie 5 years ago in Funny

Any Christians out there who need a quickie? Don"t worry; we won"t judge, that"s God"s job!
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Male 1,646
@Greekhop-
this post is 1000 years old, but I had to respond.
I am currently spending the summer in a predominately Muslim country run by a atheist prim-minister (Bosnia I Herzegovina)
They have free heath-care here and a much more relaxed government. The food sucks here, but the laws are 1000x`s better then America, obviously you haven`t spent more then 10 minutes outside of your USA cage to see the world is pretty awesome outside of what your media says it is.
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Male 1,164
@TypicalJerk

...what? Rainbow parties? When did all this happen, and why the HELL didn`t it happen at any of those "abstinence" thingies I went to??
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Male 7,378
yeah greekhop, Kummi`s right. Logic fail.
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Male 541
greekhop: North-Korea is not an atheist country, their leader is their God. Funny you mention atheist countries, because I checked, the most secular countries on earth were at the top of every possible measure of success. Good try though, kind of backfired though
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Male 533
That`s not as bad as it gets. How it usually goes is there is a ring initiation. The promise ring BS, where you commit to abstinence until you find that one true love and marry them.. After that, they meet once a week/month, whatever, for a `rainbow party,` The girls will all put on different lipstick and suck all the guys` penors, the goal is to brandish a rainbow on your penis. apparently, it`s not a sin if it isn`t in the vag.
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Male 541
Oh yeah, because when I want to poon someone in the beehive, it`s important to me that they share my religious views. You know, so there`s no after-sex debate
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Male 14,332
I guess Randy`s given up sex for cheesburgers for now...
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Male 116
Just cause you make fun of something, doesnt mean what you are doing is neccesarily funny.

You guys who are carrying a grudge against Christianity, heres a quick way to get over it: Go live in a muslim country, you would love their freedoms. Or an Ahteist country. They exist. North Korea for example... Yeah, its kinda different once you consider your options, somehow less funny.
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Female 157
Making fun of the retard in the room is always fun unless you`re the retard. Simple as that and the same for everyone. So don`t act aghast when "Christains" don`t find it funny.
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Male 1,646
Omg christian retards. IAB didn`t post it; I suggested it, IAB thought it was funny; why not take a breath and laugh for once.
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Male 1,586
lols @ Randy!!!! That was amazing
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Male 208
Ohhh, ok, I get it. I-A-B doesn`t like Christians...Well I have to agree with them to an extent. Like, I hate it when someone puts a label on a product just to make it sell.
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Male 4,902
Christians are so funny.
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Male 31
finally, a dating site for us "regular" christians!
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Male 15,510
No homosexual encounters?

FAKE
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Male 2,384
did anybody notice the shirtless guy randy from tpb?
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Male 14,827
Juliette, come to me baybeee.
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Male 1,313
A god, no god, can`t we all just come together and say, who the hell gives a crap?
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Male 694
"Juliette" was really cute.
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Male 1,249
This is a new thing ninja?
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Male 5,314
my favorite part was 57 seconds in
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Male 2,700
"this site should be renamed to i-am-atheist.com"

QQ moar pansy. This is illustrating a simplee truth that Chritians like to lie to themselves about.
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Male 25,416
meh... effort not made in comment
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Female 3,727
**LOL**

**LMAO***

**SNORT, SNORT....lol...hahahahahhahaha*
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Male 162
this site should be renamed to i-am-atheist.com
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Male 819
The horse heads were hilarious....
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Male 38,468

Well that was just rude.

Laughed my ass of..... loved it
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Male 1,011
in b4 mad
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Male 1,646
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